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I'm a simple guy with simple tastes. I obviously like nudity, or else I took a seriously wrong turn on the information super highway... I always wanted to be multilingual [insert "cunning linguist joke here], but mangle English enough as it is. Just looking for ways to have fun, and enjoy life.
Bed is calling, but nude chicks rock.
The meaning of life is...
... in one of those damned fortune cookies, and I will find it!!! Agent Incorrigible