Some people can't be happy for you just because you are happy?

to the motorcycle meet in Davenport.
I am so ready to go!

My oldest stepson got married today. They had a small outdoor wedding at a local park. It was beautiful but it was 100F outside.
Damn it HOT!!

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.
But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy.
She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all
she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't
break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets,
killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke,
and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher.
'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?

"Stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking."

Finally have a day off workand I plan on doing absolutely nothing planned really. I am going to perve NN and do some self service. A partner would be more fun though.

It's hot!

I have already but in 22 hours at work. Going to be a long week, but it was worth it for the time off I had!

I had an absolutely great weekend.
It's going to be tough going back to work tomorrow.
Now I am looking forward to Labor Day weekend.
Motorcycle rally in Davenport and then long vacation afterwards.

So far Hubby & kids have not arrived. All this time to myself and and I have been taking full advantage of all the opportunities.

I wish some one would make me one!