I spent the first half of the day raking leaves even though it is a futile effort until the tree's are bare.
The day was so nice though.
I rewarded myself with a long motorcycle ride.

Come on weekend!

This week is going down hill fast.
Overloaded at work and can't make deadlines for the printers.
Had a colonscopy today and had 2 growths removed and waiting for the biopsy results.
Hubby and daughter seem to be on the rag.
Everything has just been a pain in the ass!!!

Lot's of sunshine & temps in the 70's.
I managed to get a motorcycle ride in both days.
Now if I could have a hard man to ride tonight.
Life would be darn near perfect.

Queen Elizabeth and


Dolly Parton & Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,
so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.

The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these,
they're the most perfect breastsGod ever created,
and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,
drinks it down. Then wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'

Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?
I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.

She wees into a toilet and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?'

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven,

a Royal Flush beats a Pair - no matter how big they are

Wow am I glad tomorrow is Friday.

Everyone dressed up and after taking the little ones out for a bit we started drinking.
I forgot what hang over Absolute vodka could cause.

go away.. Come back again another day.

It's official wettest October on record for our city.
And it is still raining...

A good time was had by all!......

A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.

An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."