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Just living life one day at a time, the best I can. Don't say it if you don't mean it.
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009, 1:55:10 AM- Sex at home? | ||||||
Is more rare than winning the lottery. But it does happen once in a while. Sigh.... | ||||||
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Monday, April 6, 2009, 1:38:03 AM- I can't believe... | ||||||
I am actually setting here watching "Wrestlemania 25". I need a hobby. | ||||||
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Sunday, April 5, 2009, 12:53:49 AM- As far as I am concerned Spring is here... | ||||||
we got the garden tilled today and it is ready for planting. Now if Mother Nature would cooperate it would be even better. But there is a forecast tomorrow night for snow flurries and maybe frost so I will just play with my seeds and dream of warm days. I would rather play with a hard cock and dream of a warm snuggles. | ||||||
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Friday, April 3, 2009, 1:58:01 AM- Great sex this week | ||||||
can't wait for more! | ||||||
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Thursday, April 2, 2009, 4:58:38 AM- Did you hear the one | ||||||
about the guy whos ex-girlfriend bought him a new 18 speed Mountain bike for his birthday? He bought her a broom so they could go riding together. | ||||||
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009, 1:17:22 AM- Today | ||||||
SUCKED!!! | ||||||
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Monday, March 30, 2009, 3:46:07 AM- The weather was | ||
faily decent last week. But towards the end of the week the weather man was forcasting that we would buried under snow from the same storm that had hit Oklahoma. AT 1:30 this morning the snowflakes were coming down fast and were huge! When we got up this morning it was laready melting. By 6pm it was almost all gone. Damn weather guy getting everyone all excited over nothing. | ||
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Friday, March 27, 2009, 1:42:05 AM- Somethings you always wanted to know | ||||||
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY... .....and wash your damn hands! -- 2 wrongs don't make a right But 2 Wrights makes an Airplane | ||||||
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 2:40:34 AM- Over the weekend | ||||||
I took my 11 yr old granddaughter and her 10yr old friend to the mall to celebrate her birthday. OMG who knew little girls singing could shatter glass with those high notes when singing!! | ||||||
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Monday, March 23, 2009, 9:21:15 AM- | ||||||
Back to work tomorrow I didn't get everything gone that I wanted to accomplish this weekend. Today we traded getting stuff to do around the house for a mini celebration. My youngest stepson got engaged and they came over to tell us. The wedding will be spring 2010. Before the afternoon was over just about all the other kids were here along with the grandkids. We grilled burgers. Then played whiffle ball. I really enjoyed it. Been alot of years since I played that with the kids. I had just a really pleasant day. I wish we all could have good days like this | ||||||
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