unfortunately it was all snow & sleet.
Took over an hour just to get the car cleaned off.
I decided to take a snow day.

someone to love me and my body......

from the Court DJO, the Judge has signed off on the papers for the baby to be legally available for adoption. Our lawyers got our papers filed. She is supposed to all ours within 45 days or so. Last name and everything.

I am really going to be Mommy all over again.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE
POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. She is not a 'BABE' or a
'CHICK' - She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN.'


2. She is not ' EASY ' - She is

'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'


3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' -
She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'


4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' -
She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'


5. She does not 'NAG' you - She
becomes
' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'


6. She is not a 'TWO- BIT HOOKER'
- She is a
' LOW COST PROVIDER.'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY
CORRECT:

1. He does not have a ' BEER GUT'
- He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'


2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He
is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN .'


3. He does not ' GET LOST ALL THE
TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS.'


4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'


5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL
ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you
see hanging out of his pants - It's
'REAR CLEAVAGE.'

God made tall women to be admired.
He made short ones to be desired.

Today is the baby's 2nd birthday.
Cake and ice cream for everyone!!!

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

Would you?

and it warmed up to 40 degree's. I got the scooters out and started them up then went for a ride.
I was a popsicle by the time I got back home.
Someone please come warm me up!!!

I touched it thinking about you....