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I drink life and swallow it with a smile. I am a crazy and zany character- Thank GOD there is only one of me. My husband can only take so much- he is sure OUR libido will kill him... I am sure it will keep him young and commanding. I am madly in love, travel the world, make scads of money in a dream job, am well educated, and I am having the ride of my life. It is not a crime to be happy and I find more and more people are also having a great life when you give them permission to be GREAT! So be great... kisses- Bird
Shenandoah, IA, United States
Having a sexy summer with hubby. Playing with a few special friends and listening to music
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What makes me happy
I live to play and I try to be smart enough to make money quickly so I can get on with my REAL life. Most of my friends are 20+ years of hangin'. That makes me proud. I belly laugh 10-12 a day at the stupidity of life. Great art, music of every genre, dog person, and must have a smartphone. Weird item: I also like chocolate cake for breakfast when I have my period- YUMMMMM!
What makes me sad
I hate having too many bills and being a grown up. I also do not like life without cake or ice cream. I really do miss the video game tempest.
What makes me mad
Lying and lack of humility- People who YELL at me when something is really their issue.
My bad habits
Laughing at you when that TRIP probobly hurt, fast food, I have a deeply motivating underwear habit and collection... and farting in a grocery aisle and leaving YOU to take the blame. ( I think its funny but others disagree) I also have set a few loose in the car and I DO blame the dog if at all possible. (DO dogs even fart??)
If I could live anywhere it would be...
Tropics are right for me, its a place to be nakie-nake and sex it up. A plush hut with a cabana services, paypaya and toast for breakfast, a cheeseburger at 4pm, and a private pool. I would also have the NY times delivered. I would be so thrilled if they could cut my toast into little hearts.... mmmmmm BirdLover
