I didn't finish it yet as I'm on Chapter 6, still towards the beginning. However, I don't look forward to Arthur dying of his tuberculosis, so I'm doing the most I can before playing as John once Arthur's story is done.

1) Blood Feuds, Ancient and Modern- Once Arthur gets back to camp, Dutch asks Arthur if he's seen Jack, son of John and Abigail. Abigail is distraught that Jack was taken, begging Dutch to get her son back. Once Hosea told Dutch the Braithwaites took him, Dutch travels with a posse to find Jack, while also killing everyone in the house, including Catherine's sons. After a fire fight and getting Catherine out of her hiding place, Dutch drags her outside to get information out of her before she confessed that Jack was taken to Saint Denis to a guy named Bronte. They leave her, and we discovered later she burned herself alive when she went back in the house.

2) Country Pursuits- Dutch has to see a man named Thomas about a boat, him and Arthur meeting him in his home at Lagras. It's here Dutch tells Thomas how he's going after Bronte, which involves Thomas taking the guys and docking behind the house to sneakily get in. Thomas had to check on his friend who was out in a boat, with Dutch and Arthur coming along to check the crawfish traps. It's nighttime and there are gators, Thomas helping Dutch and Arthur deal with them by being still. Soon Jules is found along with the boat, and it's here they head back before the boat gets stuck. When Jules attempts to unstuck the boat he gets grabbed, and Arthur rescues him from the big gator. As Thomas heads back, Dutch and Arthur shoot the gator to keep it from getting them. Once it had enough they made it back, getting Jule's leg taken care of and Thomas agreeing to help Dutch.

3) A Quiet Time- Micah has been arrested in Strawberry, but first Arthur and Lenny go to have a drink in Valentine. Here they get carried away drinking, and eventually Lenny goes missing in the saloon with Arthur asking around before finding Lenny upstairs. The two do even more drinking, Lenny constantly getting lost and Arthur having to find him again before the two get into a slapping contest. Soon Arthur and Lenny are outside trying to drown a man, only for him to escape and the cops coming after him. Lenny is arrested while Arthur passes out drunk in the middle of a field. If you do get caught, Dutch goes to bail you out of jail.

4) Advertising, The New American Art- Both Hosea and Arthur are instructed to sell Moonshine for free in the saloon, under aliases Melvin and Fenton with Arthur not allowing to talk as he is supposed to be the dumb character. Despite Arthur not liking this, he goes along with Hosea's plan to sell the free moonshine. Once Arthur gets the cases in, both of them start serving and encouraging everyone to have a good time. It gets crazier and crazier, and soon the Lemoyne Raiders crash the party and attempt to kill Arthur and Hosea. After Arthur saves Hosea they both jump from the balcony, and manage to get away on a wagon.

5) Urban Pleasures- Meeting Dutch and Lenny in Saint Denis, Dutch got a tip off from Bronte that a local train station had plenty of money in the safe. Once Dutch, Arthur, and Lenny got people's valuables and opened the safe, turns out there wasn't much money as Dutch, Lenny, and Arthur get $15 a piece. Lenny notices the cops coming and they seemed as if they're screwed, but Dutch has the idea of jumping on the trolley. As they are fighting cops the trolley goes too fast, Dutch telling Arthur to stop it only to find out the brake is broken. Holding on they crash with Dutch hirting his head, and once again have to fight their way out of Saint Denis, now on a cart.

Boobs:

1) They're saggy, and therefore unattractive. Nothing more than tumors.

2) Have to wear a bra in public because you don't want to scare the general population. Bra also digs into your shoulders.

3) Boob sweat in the summer. Have to apply baby powder to keep from getting a fungus.

4) Boob out when you wake up from sleeping.

5) Deemed the most unattractive boob type, mainly because of sag and "too much of a handful" according to all men.

6) Automatically labeled a lady of the night when wearing anything that shows cleavage and boobage. Smaller chested women don't have to worry about that.

7) Can't wear cute tops or bras. Nothing strapless.

You completely forget you stuck your pocketknife in there because you can no longer feel it.

9) Jumping fucking HURTS your chest.

Being chubby:

1) You're bullied because you're not perfectly skinny, so labeled disgusting.

2) People ASSUME you eat alot and have tons of health problems. But no matter how hard you exercise, you don't get the body you want.

3) Can't wear sexy lingerie because the bottom part just looks fucking awkward.

4) Can't wear sexy clothes.

5) Can't do sexy poses that skinny women can do.

6) Belly is ugly.

7) Life is Hell.

Pros of a Small chest:

1) They're perfectly perky and round.

2) No boob sweat.

3) Don't hurt when you jump.

4) Can go braless in public and wear various tops.

5) Not labeled a hoe.

6) No boob out when sleeping.

7) A perfect handful according to all guys.

Can never stick anything in there for later.

Pros of being skinny:

1) You're tall, so got that perfectly shaped hourglass figure.

2) Long legs.

3) Sexy poses that work.

4) Not bullied or called fat ass.

5) Life is Heaven.

6) Can wear sexy lingerie without it looking awkward.

7) Way more poses to do.

DISCLAIMER: I don't read responses under my blogs.

I'll make this short, and I'm usually pretty elaborate. However, I do write my stuff in another place.

I haven't finished Primal nor played the first two, so those will be left out. These won't include side missions, just main ones.

Far Cry 3:

1) Kick The Hornet's Nest- After meeting Willis, he has you take a flamethrower and burn Hoyt Volker's weed fields. What I love about this mission is Jason's comments and the song Make It Burn Dem by Skrillex. However, you also have to worry about the pirates coming to stop you from burning the fields.

2) Three Blind Mice- Finally going to the next island, we wingsuit where we meet Sam in a bar playing poker. After privately talking to him, we help him in taking out Hoyt. Sam is an awesome character, and it's good to not see a stereotypical German bad guy like we see in most video games like Wolfenstein.

3) New Rite of Passage- Can't have a Far Cry game without a drug trip. In order to become a warrior of the Rakyat and able to take down Vaas, he must take down the giant monster with Citra retelling the story as he fights it.

Far Cry 4:

1) Advanced Chemistry- If you side with Amita, this mission is more fun than Sabal's. After sgutting down the generators, Ajay goes inside where he has hallucinations from the gas. Enemies exploding into colorful smoke, Panjabi MC's Yogi playing, and Amita telling Ajay nonsense.

2) City of Pain- Noore tells us that Paul is leaving back to America after having a party, and we must do something now. Ajay hides in the back of the truck, and once at Paul's place we stealth our way to him. We seeing the celebrations, along with the tortures. Depending on who you side with, you either save hostages for Sabal or take pictures for Amita. After getting Paul, he's stowed in the trunk where he's taken to the Golden Path, or blown up by Ajay.

3) Ashes to Ashes- We finally go to storm Pagan's Palace with the Golden Path, including blowing up his statue and shooting enemies while The Bombay Royale's song plays.

Far Cry 5:

1) Get Free- Eli has us go back to the Grand View Hotel for a Whitetail that was currently getting brainwashed by Jacob's men. Once we find him, we swap out a tape of Wheaty's where Get Free plays. As soon as that happens, we're under attack from cult members in trucks, boats, and helicopters.

2) False Prophet- After meeting Tracey or not at all, we are tasked with blowing up Joseph Seed's statue in the Henbane River region. After killing cultists and working our way up top, we burn Faith's book before wingsuiting off the top.

3) Paradise Lost- We finally take down Faith after she infiltrated the Hop County Jail, and like Jacob has a pretty cool boss fight.

Far Cry New Dawn:

1) Breakout- After being kidnapped by the Twins, the Captain must rescue Thomas Rush and take him back to Prosperity. After saving him, we ride a bike back to Prosperity while taking out Highwaymen in the process.

2) The Prophecy- Once we get onto Dutch's Island, we experience a hallucination where Joseph guides us to his book in order to enter New Eden. As we finally enter the Bunker, we learned of what happened to our Deputy from FC5.

3) Joseph's Secret- After traveling North we finally make it to Joseph's home, and it's here we are given a power in order to fight the twins. But first, we must fight the xxxxxxxxx and overcome it. When we do, we head back to New Eden with Joseph.

Far Cry 6:

1) Bottle Episode- When Bicho is depressed about the possible breakup of Maximas Matanzas, he invites us to drink with him resulting in drunken antics.

2) Our Right to Party- After taking out Admiral Benitez, La Morale and the Legends have a party. While the Legends party by talking, Yelena leaves with Dani and Jonron to party on an island instead. There's food, drink, fireworks, and a hangover.

3) Guerilla Radio- After infiltrating Maria's home, Talia, Paolo, and Bicho set up a concert to reach Yara. Unfortunately Castillo's men show up to stop it, but the three want to keep singing. Dani must protect their equipment from being destroyed.

"John was wrong, your sin is not Wrath. See, you'd rather let the world suffer and burn than swallow your Pride." — Joseph Seed.

"I too am a King who isn't afraid to slaughter to get what he wants."- Pagan Min.

"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy."- Vaas Montenegro

"What a job, poker. Ask anyone on the street and they'll say it's a game of chance. Or talk to Sam here, and he'll say it's about bluffing. But it's not, is it? It's about keeping you playing, until the house collects!"- Hoyt Volker

"We can pick the game, Niko Bellic. But we cannot change the rules."- Dimitri Rascalov

"You're fucking A right it's sarcasm, you fuck! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat fucking broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor fucking chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from fucking terrorists! Forgive me you ignorant fuck, but sarcasm is all I've fucking got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you cunts!"- Michael de Santa

"Hello! Did we enjoy our time with the CIA? I apologize for the Spartan accommodations, but you have been a naughty little shit haven't you? Gallavanting around with the Golden Path. And poor Paul! Are you still sore about what he did to your little friend? Um what was his name, Deadpan, dipshit, doorknob..."- Pagan

"Did you think you were free? Now, your little buddy went through all that trouble for nothing, but that's okay. He knows better now. I told you, you're not a hero. You are a tool, and you know your purpose. You've known that from the beginning. "- Jacob Seed

"Hey boss, can I ask you something?"
"Didn't you...just?"
"Oh my God, perhaps I ought to shoot you instead."- Sole Survivor and Porter Gage

"Everyone thinks I'm a bad guy, because I come from Germany!" I was promoted, because of an accent. Sit."- Sam Becker


"You shouldn't ask questions you know the answers to, it's not polite."- The Red Queen

People don't like my About Me being full of game quotes, so I'm putting it in a blog instead.

1. No Mean No

Playing Far Cry 5 for the first time, I had always thought if I could destroy John’s YES sign. It would make sense, since our job is to piss off the Seed siblings and get them to come out. We get to destroy Faith’s statue of Joseph, so why not the YES sign? With the sign however, it’s somewhat of a secret mission. On my second playthrough, I found out through Google that you can.


Unfortunately I had finished the game, so I didn’t get to hear John’s response to destroying his sign. It’s a rebel and bold but feel good move, taking a rocket launcher to all three letters.

2. Testicle Festival

We actually saw something similar in Far Cry 4, where Ajay had to get Yak testicles for a woman’s Dad. It was an opportunity to get Yak skin, and to fulfill a man’s dying wish. It’s nothing special, despite the fact that people like myself find it humorous. Far Cry 5 has made side missions interesting and in under five parts, with Testy Festy having three. In Fall’s End in the kitchen of the Spread Eagle bar, you come across a guy named Casey. In order to get the spirits up of the townsfolk, he thinks it’s a good idea to bring back the testy festy.

What makes this mission so funny is Casey’s dialogue, and the amount of puns is just crazy. What takes the cake is the last mission, once you get the truck pulling along the Testy Festy cart. Casey wants to retrieve the bull balls, which you have to get by shooting, fire, and the use of a mulcher.

Once you arrive at the farm you have to release the ladies, and as soon as you do, Marvin Gaye’s Sexual Healing song starts playing. Thankfully it’s not played on repeat, like Far Cry 3’s Make It Burn Dem. Once he’s done doing the deed you kill him, then retrieve the last two types of testicles. By the time you are done Casey and others are set up in the field behind Fall’s End, and the party can begin. After a few drinks, you knock back a small drink before attempting to shoot balloons with a slingshot in under 30 seconds. Once that’s up you black out, waking up and finding yourself surrounded by pigs and goats wearing party hats. This mission is funny, and offers a break from the seriousness of what’s going on.

3. Special Delivery

Nick is one of your companions, and we learn that his wife is very pregnant with their first child. It’s a girl named Carmina whom is a companion in New Dawn, but is a newborn here. Sometime after you defeat John, Kim asks for the Deputy and Nick to come by the house for what may not be “an emergency”.

Well...clearly it is.

When you arrive Kim is in labor, doing breathing exercises and wanting to know where Nick is. A second later he shows up, and both the Deputy and Nick help her to the truck. Nick is helping her breathe, while the Deputy has to drive to the midwife. The trip is a fun one, ranging from a forest of deer to running over an innocent person, to a plane on fire as it’s flying dangerously low above you. Making it to the midwife, we’re greeted with a loading screen playing some good old elevator music. Finally Nick and Kim come out with a baby Carmina, with the Deputy being a Godmom or Godfather.

4. A Right To Bear Arms

(The puns in this game man, but it's great.)

In the Whitetail Mountains of Jacob’s territory is the F.A.N.G. center, a cult outpost that once housed Cheeseburger. To make sure the cult didn’t take Cheeseburger, his handler let him loose. Unfortunately once you free the outpost and free his handler Wade, we learn from the him that Cheeseburger suffers from “diabeetus”.

(Diabetes, people. Cheeseburger developed it after consuming alot of cheeseburgers, hence his name.)

Cheeseburger isn’t too far, however you have to fish for salmon; which is pretty easy. You end up at an area where there’s Peggies, and it’s here we find Cheeseburger lying on the ground and feeling the effects of low blood sugar. Cautiously you nervously approach Cheeseburger before just tossing the fish on the ground, him then getting up and roaring before going to eat the fish. As he does you hesitantly pet him, before fullon doing so. Once it’s established Cheeseburger is on your side, and he helps you kill the Peggies that have arrived.

5. Burn, Baby, Burn!

In Faith’s Region of the Henbane River in the Moonflower Trailer Park, we find Sharky Boshaw. It’s here we find him surrounded by his speaker system, and holding a flamethrower. Sharky wants to draw in Faith’s Angels, people who have taken in too much Bliss. It’s here that Sharky wants to kill them, drawing them out by listening to disco music. In particular, the song that is the very title of this mission. According to Sharky he thinks they may like it, hence why they keep coming.

Unfortunately when Sharky attempts to shut off the music by a pedal, it has been overloaded. The Deputy has to find the switches and shut the music off, otherwise the Angels will just keep coming. Once that’s done and any remaining Angels or Peggies are done, Sharky offers to be a companion.

"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing, over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is...he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing, over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please. This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way you are looking at me! Okay, do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you! It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is, alright, the thing is I killed you once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"

1. John Hancock

Gotta start with everyone’s favorite ghoul, John Hancock. When first visiting Goodneighbor, you come across him in the background as Finn greets you. Finn thinks you need insurance, so he wants you to hand over some caps. You can go ahead and kill him before Hancock does, or let him do all the work to kill Finn instead. Hancock is a cool character right off the bat, despite dealing with bad cards. Hancock becomes a companion after you do Bobbi No Nose’s mission of supposedly digging under Diamond City. When faced with Hancock’s guard Fahrenheit, you can either side with her or Bobbi No Nose. I always go with Fahrenheit, as I don’t ever want to piss off Hancock.

Why I love him:

Like Nick, Hancock doesn’t take any shit, and can roast anybody as good as Nick can. Hancock is also a romance option, so I choose him to be my boyfriend everytime. If you disappoint him, he’s willing to give you a second chance as he doesn’t want to “give up on a good thing just yet.”

2. Edward Deegan

Edward can first be seen at the Monument, a small area where the Sole Survivor can do some bartering. Edward offers a job, and if one agrees, has the Sole Survivor go to the Cabot house to meet John Cabot. It’s an interesting mission, as it involves Jack Cabot’s Father. However, it involves killing the Father or sparing him; which I find to be a big mistake. Later on after returning to the Cabot House, Edward says he’s in trouble. The Sole Survivor and Jack head to Edward’s location, where he’s been wounded. Thankfully when we return back to the Cabot House, Edward is thankfully alive and well.

Why I love him:

Edward is pretty loyal from what I have seen, willing to help out the people or anyone else who had hired him. Edward is also a sweet guy, and definitely would want to be reasonable.

3. Kent Connelly

After arriving in Goodneighbor, Kent can be found in a small room in the Memory Den. He hosts Silver Shroud radio. Kent seems to be a big fan, knowing the episode numbers and still aware of the Silver Shroud outfit. When talking to the SS, Kent has them head to Hubris comics to retrieve the outfit. Once inside, you’ll find some feral ghouls and a Glowing One as well. Once retrieved, you head back to Kent who ultimately gives you the outfit. Kent pretty much turns SS into the Silver Shroud, having you kill targets and leaving a calling card. Unfortunately this makes Sinjin kidnap him, and you have to find Kent Connelly. Once you do, it’s up to you whether or not Kent dies or stays alive. After taking out Sinjin, Kent realizes that this dangerous life isn’t for him.

Why I love him:

Kent is pretty passionate about the Silver Shroud, even creating a radio show and making a fictional hero real. Even after his run-in with Sinjin, he eventually decides to help again by upgrading the outfit.

4. Vault-Tec Rep

Name is familiar, isn't it? That’s because he’s the Vault-Tec Rep from the beginning who greeted the SS. It was up to him to get you to get Vault 111, and for filling out your information. After the door is rudely closed on him, eventually SS and their family have to leave home and get to Vault 111. At the gate the Rep argues that he should be allowed in, but is told to turn away. Hundreds of years later, Rep can be found in Hotel Rexford on the second floor. Rep recognizes SS right away, and wonders why they haven’t aged a day. Rep describes how the past 200 years have been Hell for him, as most people tend not to take too kindly to Ghouls. It’s up to SS to send him to a settlement like Sanctuary, or stay in Goodneighbor where he’s always been.

Why I love him:

He’s a bit grumpy when you first speak to him, but you honestly can’t blame him. Rep was a very good employee, and was doing his best…especially to win steak knives. When you offer to visit Rep, his face lights up and seems to be the happiest he’s ever been. When you fullfill Rep’s promise to see him, he’s glad you did and that you offered him a job. Rep is a sweet man, and it feels good to help him out after everything he has been through.

5. Captain Zao

Along the waters on a deck, you meet a little boy who has claimed he had seen a monster in the water. This monster apparently makes an appearance by having an eye pop up to look. When you investigate this monster, it’s actually a submarine submerged right underneath the water. The eye of the monster is nothing more than a periscope. Going inside, you meet Captain Zao of the submarine known as Yangtze. At first he’s wary, but he’s relieved once you tell him you’re not there to kill him or steal. Zao unfortunately became trapped with his crew, who all became feral and trapped in other parts of the submarine. Zao wants to put his crew to rest, but wants the SS to do it as he never could. Once SS gets the parts he needs to fix the Yangtze, Zao thanks them and goes to leave.

Why I love him:

Zao is a gentle soul, reminding me of Kent Connelly in a way. He clearly loved his crew as they were like family, and never could find himself to kill them. When SS arrives, he knows that he has to set them free by having SS kill them.

I don't know how many times I've heard people tell me, "You are beautiful, you need to love yourself."

Easier said than done. Some people probably could, but in my case that's like telling me to climb an iceberg with only my fingers. No help from tools, or special clothing.

I absolutely have no way of thinking I'm beautiful just the way I am when professional porn and fashion magazines are forcefully shoving down my throat that tall, perfectly skinny, and small perky breasts are absolutely beautiful while my body of being short, a little bit chubby, and saggy big boobs are simply disgusting and as unattractive as a corpserotting in the heat. I had bought a cheap lingerie set, only to throw it away because it didn't look good on me at all. The damn thong on me looked like if you were to put something big into something small. Then there's my stupid stomach and legs that manage to pretty much hide most of the thong away. Meanwhile the small bra looking thing doesn't offer support, only covers a nipple, and makes it look like I have four boobs instead of two. I see all these perfect women rocking a lingerie set, and I'm looking like a mess.

If I looked so much better than what I currently have, I'd buy way more lingerie and take way more photos flaunting it.

It sucks. It REALLY sucks.

It'll be a cold day in Hell before I finally accept my appearance and "love thyself".

I wish I could, I'd give my body away to someone else in a heartbeat. I wouldn't feel one ounce of guilt, or any regret whatsoever about getting rid of it.

I would sell my soul if I could to look like most women here on NN. Especially when I was featured on the front page with skinny women, only for me to be pushed out within an hour while the others stayed on the front because of being tall, skinny, with small perky breasts. It tells me what the majority of guys on NN prefer. I wanted to take a photo of a pair of black panties I got...but that means showing my stomach.

I hope to never be featured again.

Believe me ladies, y'all don't want to have my body type.

Oh to be tall, skinny, and have small perfect breasts that were perky.

1. I'd definitely be taking way more photos, and be able to include both my face and my boobs at the same time. No more holding them up, and no more cropping out or covering up my stomach. One would also be able to see my labia sitting instead of it being blocked by a bit of stomach. No more disgusting jiggle either of my stomach every time I go up and down. I would even take outside nude photos if I was tall, skinny, with small perky boobs.

2. Be able to go braless in public, because obviously there is no sagging when it comes to bigger boobs. With a better body, I could wear strapless tops or tops to show off a bit of stomach. I could wear short skirts and shorts to stay cool in the summer, instead of capris or pants all the time. Seriously, there's a lot of good stuff out there!

3. I could wear a bikini instead of a one piece bathing suit.

4. I could wear a lot of sexy lingerie. They got a lot of cute lingerie out there, and I can't wear any of it due to my current body type. No garters, no stockings, no cute bras and panties, especially ones that have like a butterfly type patterns on them.

Man did I get the shitty stick.