DJSwing's blog post - Mrs. Ima Cumming

If anyone wants to know,...Mrs. Cumming is the wife of a busy executive, who spends most of his time screwing his secretary. She's well off and doesn't work much. They met when he was on business in London, where she was working as a tart. She kept her fake posh accent when they married and settled in Connecticut. She drinks a bottle of wine for lunch, is active in the PTA, Rotarians and started a local bookclub. They've read 50 shades of Grey twice. She hasn't been laid by her husband in over 3 years, but is making a fortune as a dominatrix/lingerie sales woman at her bookclub. She's seduced 17 local wives, 3 paperboys, 26 husbands, the mailman and every pizza delivery man in a 10 mile radius. She keeps a vibrator in her purse and can suck the chrome off a bumper hitch. In her spare time she likes to bake erotic cookies.