Digoree's blog post - 5:00 AM Mental Ramblings

*while brushing teeth getting ready for work*

I paid my furniture bill, but they still haven't taken the money out. It's been a few days now. Maybe they're not going too. They haven't before. Maybe you get like two or so times when they say 'hey, you've paid, but you can keep the money.'

Or maybe it's like some sort of universal, divine cock-up, where both of you get the money. Like it splits somehow.

Or maybe there's some mysterious handsome man that's paying my bills for me whenever he see's I'll be really short on funds afterward. Like some sort of Phantom of the Opera. But he's Phantom of the Bank, or whatever... And he's super sexy, but still Phantom. So like...the Gerard Butler Phantom, not the Lon Chaney Phantom. The Phantom with a tiny patch of acne on his face. Yeah... I got muhself a Phantom of the Bank.

*goes into living and checks bank account*

Oh...they took the money this morning