I’m sitting here looking at all the sexy women on NN. You make the world go round and that’s the truth. Just wish some of you would come around here and do some rotating on my pole. Let me grab some of that full moon while we make our own milky way. Don’t choose something like a star, choose me. I need some of that glow here on the dark side. I bet your thinking I’m making an asteroid of myself. Well that’s OK just letting you know I’m thinking of you night and day.

I was thinking the other day how nice it would be to have a wonderful woman to hug and hold her hand; I know it sounds mushy but there is nothing better than the first time you hold a woman’s hand, true fact swear to God. Usually when I get these kinds of thoughts I just jerk off and the mushy feelings go away. Now don’t jump to judgment on me just yet; I know there have been some vicious rumors going around that a man thinks with his penis. This is not true; a man thinks with his brain just like other people do. The problem is that the thoughts go through the penis before they get to the brain. I will give you a few examples to clear things up.
Case number one: A woman gets mad at a man and decides to “teach” him a lesson by kicking him in the balls, Wrong, Wrong, Wrong! Whenever a man has deep throbbing agonizing pain in the penis area, the brain is still working, as it is plain to see with the body trying to protect the damaged area. But no thoughts are getting through; the lights are on but nobody is home. If no thoughts are going to the brain no lesson learned. Look, just between me and you, if you want to hurt a man, kick him between the legs but if you want to teach him a lesson, I would suggest that you try something different.
Case number two: A woman has just had a wonderful date and terrific sex with a loving and understanding man. But now he has a funny look on his face and seems distant. Now here’s what’s going on, the man’s brain is being pounded by thousands of suppressed thoughts, which are now exploding uncontrollably in his brain. You see no self respecting erection, wroth it salty cum, would ever let a smidgen of wisdom jeopardize its chances of getting laid. The penis cannot delete thoughts but it can suppress and hold thoughts to be dumped at a more convenient time when their effects or less damaging, which is always immediately after sex. Now I hope this clears things up. Glad I could be of help here.

I think that I think too much therefore I am too much, I think. I took the road less traveled and it sucked; this is the mood I get on Sunday night since I have to go to work the next day. I'm sure thangs will be much better when the bus I missed gets off my back; I always look on the bright side its just on the other side of the fence. Hope you have a nice Monday, good night.

I'm thinking that I have landed on the bad list; I did not know there was a bad list but I'm sure there is and I am on it. I would like to take this time to say I'm sorry and plead for mercy, for all the things I might have done or failed to do that would justify such a harsh punishment. In my own defence, I would like to state the obvious, that I'm simply a man and we all know that men are far from perfect.