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HughPenis

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105 years old
Male
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Joined 11 years ago
Active 2 months ago

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HughPenis

It's never too late for a crisp sarnie

2 years ago · 5 comments (show all)

lennynatural, SexyEnglishBabe and EmuLater like this

EmuLater

2 years ago

EmuLater

I said lentil, not woodchip.

2 years ago

HughPenis

Scratch here for todays status …………………

2 years ago · 1 comment

GottaBeMe and SexyEnglishBabe like this

SexyEnglishBabe

It says "SEB is great" Awww!! Thank you 😊

2 years ago

gpflem, Awesome_Tits, GottaBeMe and 3 others like this

HughPenis

Crisp sarnie, rude not too

2 years ago · comment

HughPenis

Cashew nuts are the way to go

2 years ago · 11 comments (show all)

Mothcake and lennynatural like this

TopCat57

There is enough Vitamin C in a single Brazil nut that it gives you your daily requirement.

2 years ago

lennynatural, bluebayour6 and AdeleGingerRaine like this

owbiglineman

Sriracha almonds and chili pistachios

2 years ago

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HughPenis

Wasps are pointless

3 years ago · 19 comments (show all)

smitten4u and SexyEnglishBabe like this

TopCat57

I had one fly in my workroom a few summers ago, really deep buzz, probably 3cm long...I left the room....

3 years ago

Artistic

@Emu if you seen one you know

3 years ago

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HughPenis

Always borrow money from a pessimist , they wont expect it back

3 years ago · comment

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HughPenis

Got stung by a Bee yesterday, 50 quid for a jar of honey

3 years ago · 2 comments

Mr_Vein and EmuLater like this

EmuLater

You were manukad!

3 years ago

Agent_K

Tony Blackburn this morning?

3 years ago

HughPenis and EmuLater like this

HughPenis

Chocolate milk wins

3 years ago · comment

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HughPenis

I do like crumpets

3 years ago · 27 comments (show all)

000max

What's that

3 years ago

smitten4u I'm in to trumpets, so I totally get this

3 years ago

HughPenis

Red Leicester cheese is totally over rated

3 years ago · 29 comments (show all)

captain__82

Balls! Could try a bit of helmetdale on your pizza Birdy, if your looking for something with a strong taste

3 years ago

Jagged_Edges

try fontina and gorgonzola on pizza

3 years ago

HughPenis

Cheeky beer , churlish not too

3 years ago · 5 comments (show all)

Raven2005

I knows you know....

3 years ago

HughPenis

Hi SEB

3 years ago

HughPenis

Insert witty comment here ……………….

3 years ago · 135 comments (show all)

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Laphroaigh

have a good night! and sweet quantum dreams

3 years ago

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EmuLater

Thank you

3 years ago

HughPenis

Scrambled eggs

3 years ago · comment

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HughPenis

Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.

3 years ago · 4 comments (show all)

bluebayour6, Jersey__Girl, GottaBeMe and 11 others like this

AdeleGingerRaine

Hahahahahahahahahaha...hi Hugh

3 years ago

Glennman

Confucius also says, woman who flys airplane upsidedown is going to have hairy crackup

3 years ago

HughPenis

Teiam , well thats that sorted

3 years ago · 5 comments (show all)

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bluebayour6

There is I in team!!!!

3 years ago

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bluebayour6

However, there is me and meat there too....ugh

3 years ago

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HughPenis

The best Safeword you can use is "Meatloaf." It means "I would do anything for love but I won't do that."

3 years ago · comment

bluebayour6, LOVEXXXPORN, happyhumper69 and 10 others like this

HughPenis

Well that didnt work

3 years ago · 7 comments (show all)

Agent_K

Doomed to fail from the off tbh

3 years ago

Artistic likes this

ksaint

If you could learn from failed plans, I’d be so damn smart by now.

3 years ago

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HughPenis

My erection is holding up well

3 years ago · 12 comments (show all)

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SexyEnglishBabe

Makes sense

3 years ago

HughPenis

I do make sense

3 years ago

HughPenis

Didnt have enough wood to finish the job

3 years ago · 32 comments (show all)

Gessexold79, SexyEnglishBabe and MissAshlee like this

Gessexold79 Story of my life, a sapling when an oak tree is needed

3 years ago

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Jagged_Edges

tap it and it will grow ;p

3 years ago

HughPenis

You are in a queue and you are in position 3

3 years ago · 9 comments (show all)

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GottaBeMe

I was on hold for 56 minutes earlier waiting for customer service. They couldn't help me today, so yay...I get to do it again next week! 🤬

3 years ago

Artistic, DanajustDana and Laphroaigh like this

DanajustDana It never takes them 56 minutes to take your money!

3 years ago

smitten4u, MissAshlee, GottaBeMe and 1 other like this