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"It's not necessary for you to tell me I'm right. Ever. We'll assume it. ...." The Thin Red Line
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| Sunday, November 28, 2010, 4:16:23 PM- criminal acts | ||||||
i was depositing my paycheck on thurday, waiting for a guy to finish. (btw, i think they should really start installing two atms, at shopping centers. one for the people that know what the fuck theyre doing, and one for everyone else.) anyways, so the guy walks off, and i go up, and see that he didnt even remove his bank card. it is still logged into his account. so now i have to decide what to do. i thought about the idea or removing all or most of his money. but ultimatly just removed the card. even afterwards, i was kinda feeling like i should have done it, isnt it a crime to let a sucker keep his money, lol. that triggered other ideas, of what to do with the money, currently saving up for a down payment on a condo, or spending it all on a hooker. maybe i shouldve just robbed the guy? | ||||||
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| Sunday, October 24, 2010, 3:18:16 PM- Happy Gilmore | ||||||
i was watching this earlier today, havent seen it in about 10 years, in vhs quality. man im gettin old. its still funny after all this time. | ||||||
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| Friday, October 15, 2010, 3:04:50 AM- lol, where did my thread go? | ||||||
i didnt even get a chance to check it out.  . i figured i would receieve a pm from the site. no such luck. i guess enough people complained. kinda makes me laugh. | ||||||
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| Saturday, August 28, 2010, 11:52:49 PM- Got asked out on a date.... i think???? | ||||||
so i got some take out last night, from a vietnamese restaurant. i go there about once a week, and always order the same thing. i never tip in there, when i pick up food. so i wanted to see if my portion sizes were larger, or stayed the same. i test i was gonna run for fun i guess. so i give her a three dollar tip, on a 12 dollar order. after i settle up, she asks me what time i eat lunch at. i really didnt understand at first then i told her. then she tells me what time she eats lunch at. never does ask the question. i fail at the whole dating thing, and im ugly a fuck so im confused. strange, i think my brain isnt wired to women asking me out or something. anyway just figured, id post that. | ||||||
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| Sunday, November 15, 2009, 12:31:46 AM- Bats | ||||||
so theres this bat sleeping in my building right now im just trying to find the best way to get him outside. im sure hes gonna wake up soon, its 7:30 here. i really need a wingman to accomplish this task, however not available, not as afraid of him, but moreso him biting me. | ||||||
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