The real Murphy's Law is when you've arranged an intimate meeting with a girl, bought a bottle of wine, and were expecting a meal, and she calls half an hour before the meeting and says she can't make it. Then an hour later, she calls back and says she finally got through and will be there in twenty minutes. And you've already eaten, drunk the wine, and jerked off!

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