MF4U4fun's blog post - My Night Out: or How to Tease a Newbie Nudes Member

prologue: As a newly active member here at NN I have read a number of blogs written by women. Some are mind blowingly erotic. Some are fascinating. And some are …well… unbelievable. Maybe I am too cynical but I have a hard time accepting that some of the stories are more than just that, stories. I also have a lingering suspicion a few members might not be who they say they are or even what gender they say they are. But again, as I said, I am a cynic. So as a public ( and pubic) service to those men who might get the impression from reading some of the blogs on NN that all women will meet you and immediately drop to their knees and demand that you tie them up and let them deep throat you after you have repeatedly fucked them up the ass, I offer you this actual account of my night out. (yes, sex in involved)

I had posted in my status last night that I was going out and that some guy was going to get luck. What I really meant by that was that my ex husband had our kids this weekend, and I was up for some "me time" fun, and frankly it had been awhile since I have had sex. So if the right combination of man/personality/attraction/ safety/opportunity came up I wasn't going to reject it. I feel this is quite different from a man's attitude. If a guy is out to score he'll do anything necessary to screw someone (anyone). I on the other hand am definitely looking but the aforementioned combination has to be there.

My BFF Michelle and I went to a comedy club. (Jamie Kaler and Michael Bunin from the TV show "My Boys". Great show. Very funny) Our plans were to see the show then go bar hopping. However while at the comedy club a table of three guys sent us a round of drinks. At intermission they came up to us and we chatted. After a bit they invited us to join them at their table. We said maybe but we had to go to the ladies room first. REAL LIFE ALERT, READER. No woman is going to take you up on an offer like that without discussing it first with her friend. That's what we did in the bathroom. We made sure both of us were OK with it and who we liked and had our eye on etc. I was attracted to a cute guy with a lean trim build. He had long blond hair and a ready easy smile. (I will call him Lord Viking for the remainder of this blog.) Michelle seemed attracted to a dark hair Jock Type guy. ( not my type at all)

(as a random aside while we are talking bathroom You know the old expression "he made me laugh so hard I peed my pants?" Some women have this problem and I am one of them. I had laughed so hard that I had wet my panties a little. They were uncomfortable being damp so while in the rest room I took them off. This is only significant later when Lord Viking and I started to pet and he put his hand up my skirt. I wish I had a camera to catch his expression when he discovered that I had no panties on!)

Michelle and I joined them at their table. Now a comedy club is no place to be talking during the acts but that is exactly what Jock Type did. He was trying to act all alpha male and impress us. It didn't work. It didn't take very long to find out that he was an asshole. REAL LIFE ALERT, READER. Think and act appropriately for the time and place. He destroyed any chance he might have had with Michelle (see above re combination/personality/attraction etc)

After the show we all went next door to a bar for drinks. Here we could really talk (and flirt). I had Lord Viking pegged as either a surfer dude type or an artist/musician. As it turned out that yes he was a graphic designer. The before unmentioned third man turned out to be charming and witty with a hilarious dry sense of humor. Michelle and him traded jokes while Jock kept trying and bombing. After a couple of rounds Lord Viking offered to buy us all some food. We walked to… a taco truck! (As background, the area of Indianapolis that we are in is called Broad Ripple. It is nothing but arty shops, clubs, bars, restaurants, and bistros. And Lord Viking is taking us to an open air, parked in a parking lot, taco truck!) REAL LIFE ALERT, READER. I could think of nothing but the word "cheap." If he was trying to impress me/us this wasn't working. Eating tacos on a paper plate standing in a parking lot was not my idea of impressive. REAL LIFE ALERT appendix, READER. I was wrong! The tacos were outstanding! Not even what I would call tacos but ,more like tender spicy marinated steak with fresh crisp vegetables on a tortilla shell. The ones I had had Tai spices. Beyond yummy! REAL LIFE ALERT appendix b, READER. Guys, this is how it is done. Be the guy who know the secret spots, the undiscovered gem. If you can treat someone to a new experience , you're in.

(random aside to my fellow Hoosiers here on NN. The truck is called West Coast Tacos. In Broad Ripple. Try It)

We went to another bar and it was obvious that Lord Viking and I were hitting it off and the others were friendly but no romantic connections were being made. So, did I hop in Lord's car and go to his place for sex? REAL LIFE ALERT, READER. I would never get in the car of a stranger I have just met alone.
What I did do was exchange phone numbers. So they head off home, and Michelle and I headed home. While in the car I got a call from Lord Viking. (Good move!) We chatted and he suggested we meet for a dessert. I accepted. After dropping Michelle off at her place. I met Lord Viking. We flirted. He made his move kissing me. He invited me to spend the night with him at his apartment and I accepted. REAL LIFE ALERT, READER. As soon as I was in my car I phoned Michelle, gave her his address and phone number. We arranged to have me called her when I got there and for her to call back me in a half an hour to check on me. And I was to phone her back in an hour . If she didn't hear from me she was to call the police. This is what BFFs do for each other. We guard each other's backs.

When I got to his apt. one of the first things I did was use the bathroom. REAL LIFE ALERT, READER I was in there checking his medicine cabinet. On his prescription pills is his name. If it doesn't match what I have been told I am out of there. If there are medicines for a MRS. Lord Viking I am out of there. And of course if they are medicines like Valtrex or any herpes/aids/ STD related medications. I am out of there.
In this case he was clean.

So yes we made love. It was very nice. He wasn't the best lover I have ever had but he certainly wasn't the worst. He was tender and attentive, giving me long sensuous oral attention. We made love in a variety of positions. He seemed to prefer missionary but that wasn't doing it for me so I rode him cowgirl style and that really got my juices flowing. We ended up "finishing" doing it doggy style. I had to rub my clit while we fucked in order to orgasm but no matter. Considering the amount of alcohol we'd both had and the fact that this was our first time together it was very satisfying. We did lay in each others arms and snuggle for a long time. He got extra points for that. REAL LIFE ALERT, READER Sometimes I just need to be held. I sometimes long for skin to skin contact. Sometimes being held tenderly, cuddled and sweetly kissed is as a good as the sex.

After a rest and some pillow talk. I told to him to just lay back at let me please him. I worked my mouth all over him. Sucking him back to life in my mouth. I orally pleasured him until he was moaning and twitching in anticipation of cumming. I told him to watch me as I worked my hands on his shaft and licked and sucked his cockhead. When he came, I opened my mouth and held his cock on my face beside my nose. His cum shot on my face and into my mouth. (see first blog) He had what I can only delicately describe as a huge shit-eating grin! Then I left and drove home.

Sorry, dear reader, no BDSM. No gangbang . No anal fisting or public bukkake. Just my night. I hope yours went as lovely as mine did.

Now I need a nap.