My freshman year I lived in a coed "suite style" dorm (which means that the two adjoining rooms share a bathroom)... woefully it did not lead to loads of sex, damn bible belt of michigan, but that's another story for another time. coming back from the winter break I and a friend stopped by to say hello to one of our neighbors (a lady neighbor), she was in her room and the bathroom door was shut. While we were exchanging pleasantries one of the girls who lived in the adjoining room came home. Rather loudly she cried out her roommates name and asked if she was there yet. Another boisterous reply came from the bathroom in the affirmative. The two girls continued to talk loudly through the bathroom door... the girl in the adjoining room asked how the girl in the bathroom was doing and she replied about how she was good and enjoyed spending time with her boyfriend.... but she was a little concerned because her butthole was bleeding a lot from all the anal sex they had in the past few weeks.. I'm pretty sure she still has no clue that we all heard that, and this rather candid confession brings us to the title of this blog... |