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Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 4:16:09 PM- Refurbishing. | ||||||
Almost ten years ago now, I had a girlfriend who shared a house with some "friends". I use to visit her at this house and her house mates all waysuse to come across as quite snobish and looked down at their nose at us. Then oneday the house mates moved out and did a bodgy,leaving my girlfriend to pay for all the house cleaning herself which I found completely unfair especially when she had only just moved in and her house mates had lived there for years. Make matters worse her housemates had moved together else where and called to say they were coming around to collect all the furniture in the house as its theirs which would leave my Girlfriend and I with next to nothing. With Girlfriend quite upset in tears, I comforted her. The affection soon started becoming intimate, I said lets Fuck on their precious lounge, "no I could'nt!" she said "why not!" I said. With that we soon going for it Hammer and Tongs on her house mates lounges. I even made her to hump the arm rests of the lounges with her dripping wet smoo. It was Great! I looked across the room and said "their taking the kitchen table to aren't they?""yes"she replied, I said "we'll they'll be having dinner on a table we fucked on". She smiled and said" yeah thats right! We are so wicked!" We wen't for it on the table pounding hard with sweat pouring off our bodies wiping on to the wood of the table, we started to feel the legs of the table begin to bend. We dicided to finish the deed on the Lounges. Covered in sweat she rode me on top with me sitted in the lounge and we could feel the frame of the chair giving way and springs letting go but we didn't care... We both came to the most amazing climax and we were completely exhausted. Following day the old house mate bitches came to collect their furniture and I never forget the horrified expressions on their faces. However their furniture looked Fucked! Literally! To this day I don't feel bad for them, because for me to explain in this blog what nasty bitches they were would be another long story. Most of all it was a Great Sex Frenzy to get them back. It was just Great Sex! | ||||||
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 8:47:10 AM- Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll | ||||||
Due to the great response to my last story, here is one you might enjoy or detest.Some years ago when I was about 19 and believed I was indestructable and made most decisions with my dick, a mate of mine and I wen't to a pub where there was live entertainment playing that night. We were set up at a table and stools throwing down some ales when two hot lookin girls (20-21)stood near us looking for some where to sit. Me being the gentleman I am, I offered them to sit with us and they accepted and pulled up a stool each next too us. It turns out they were sisters with about a year difference in age, the oldest one was long blode hair tall, thin with nice perky titties and a tight but. The younger sister looked similar but short brown hair, shorter height not quite as hot, more cute. I really liked the older sister but she didn't seem that interested in my mate or I however the younger sister was all over me like a rash. So I pulled the younger one onto my lap and started makin out with her. Her sister and my mate sort stood around us awkwardly, looking the other way until my mate followed my lead and pulled the older sister over. I saw this and thought damn! I put in all the ground work and he gets the hot one I wanted. As I was thinking this, it was soon put out of my mind, the younger sis started slipping her tongue in my mouth and started workin her hand on me under the table like she had intuition of what I was thinking. Not having drinking much, my mate asked me too drop him off home as he had work the next day, I then drove the sisters home. I stopped the car and they both invited me in. Once inside they both took off some of their clothes and encouraged me to make myself at home. I 've never really been interested in drugs however from a short time upon arriving at the sisters house it was clear they were. On this occasion being a single 19year old overflowing with testosterone which I wanted to off load quickly in a bedroom with to beautiful girls, I thought to myself that this is just like I've read in the magazines, I'll join them and get them xxxxxx and really horny, then I'll get both sisters in a threesome. With that I made a decision and took what they were offering and I got fukin wasted. We all just layed back in our chairs staring at the ceiling not knowing if we were Arthur or Martha. I started to become coherent then I noticed the older sister getting up and she staggered off to bed leaving me in the room with the cute sister on our own. I thought I feel like a door mat in front of a foot ball club and the hot sister had left but all was not lost, I was still sitting next to the cute on so I turned to her and looked into her bloodshot eyes and she said she was tired and wanted to goto to sleep. I replied do I sleep on the lounge? No, you need to go now... my parents will be home in the morning; she said. I told her I would have to drive home which was over an hours drive and she just said sorry. I left and hopped in my car and drove home about 3 o'clock in the morning and there was'nt another soul on the road which was just as well as I'm not sure how I made it home safely. Fuck that. Next day the cute sister tried talking to me on the phone but I just gave her the cold shoulder. Dumb bitch givin me that shit when she knew I was drivin and wouldn't let me stay. | ||||||
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006, 12:41:33 PM- Get it Write...... | ||||||
Someone has brought to my attention that I used "Wright" instead of "Write" in my previous blogs.. Sorry everyone. Here is the Word History: Every western Indo-European language except English derives its verb for “to write” from Latin scrbere: 飲ire in French, escribir in Spanish, scrivere in Italian, scribaim in Old Irish, ysgrifennu in Welsh, skriva in Breton, skrifa in Old Norse, skrive in Danish and Norwegian, skriva in Swedish, schreiben in German, schrijven in Dutch. The Old English verb “to write” is wrtan, from a Germanic root *writ- that derives from an Indo-European root *wreid- meaning “to cut, scratch, tear, sketch an outline.” German still retains this meaning in its cognate verb reissen, “to tear.” Only Old English employed wrtan to refer to writing, that is, scratching on parchment with a pen. English shows a similar contrariness in its verb read, being almost the only western European language not to derive its verb for that concept from Latin legere. Source; (Download Now or Buy the Book) The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. What can be learnt from this.....I saw the word "root" in there twice.. hehehe | ||||||
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006, 7:44:37 AM- Sex Stories | ||||||
I'm still you new to these blogs as you can see I have only started a few days ago and I'm trying to think of things to write about. To those of you that have left comments thanks heaps, helps me alot and I good things come your way cause I appreciate it. I looked in some of the other blogs and find mine a bit tame and maybe I should juice it up with sex stories. I don't know.. Should I put some sex stories in here??? Are more my blogs good enough??? Is there something else you would like me to wright about??? Cheers | ||||||
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006, 7:24:23 AM- Milli Vanilli (Phoney Baloney) | ||||||
Most people here would remember Milli Vanilli, I wasn't a fan myself but I can remember once a time when their catchy tunes being played to death on the radio before they won a award then became exposed as freuds... That pretty much destroyed their careers. Last I heard one is still tryin to get back into the industry and the other killed himself. Anyway, I heard a bit about Millis on the radio and it came up in discussion with a friend that we never found out who is the voice behind Milli Vanilli. Like why didn't they get the award and continue making music??? Were they so goddly ugly that they had to have two other dudes stand in for them??? Anyone know??? What are your thoughts??? | ||||||
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Saturday, October 7, 2006, 1:03:29 PM- No Gary No! | ||||||
Quick one For you poeple that don't know what Roller and I are on about in chat. This No Gary No is from a tv commercial then taken off by a tv show.eg; http://idents.tv/blog/?p=243 Cheers | ||||||
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Saturday, October 7, 2006, 12:20:29 PM- I' ll tell you a story bout midgets | ||||||
Last thing I would want to do is offend someone who is vertically challenged, I think midgets are great, they can get into those hard to get to areas because their small. However I once had a run in with the smallest midget I ever met. I think he was 3 foot something. He was after me cause I cut him off with my car or somethin, I was surprised he could drive never mind the big car he hopped out of. He charged at me screamin and shakin his fist tellin me he is gonna knock my block off, I kept thinkin he was santas elf from hell. I put hands out to the sides and said "if you want to hit, then hit me!" the angry little elf replied "and have you put me on an asault charge!" I just starred at him, towering over him at twice his height and being trained in Martial arts thinkin yeah right. I was thinkin more the lines of when he attacked, grabbing hold of him and dwarf throwing as far as I could... He eventually got back in his car and pissed off.....He was an angry little C#*T. This story was especially for Roller Girl... Everyone else that took time to read it I hope You enjoyed it! | ||||||
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Friday, October 6, 2006, 2:43:31 PM- You tell me what you want too read............ | ||||||
Been stuffin around on this site for a while and I finally stirred myself to type up this blog. I read some of the others and some are really good. Some I read through to the end and thought to myself....."WTF was all that about". Anyhow I don't want to do the same so leave your comments and I look forward to see what you wright. From Strong.... | ||||||
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