About Me
Joliet, Illinois, United States
Married (but up for it anyway)
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My Current Status
I've been gone a long time. I'm finally transitioning into my true authentic self. I'm going to document some of that here.
Interests
Computers / Internet
Cooking
Dancing
Food / Wine
Ice / Snow Sports
Literature / History
Martial Arts
Movies / Cinema
Museums / Galleries
Music
Nightclubs / Clubs
Politics
Shopping
Singing / Playing Instrument
fucking
taking naked pictures
taking pictures of fucking
Up for...
Anything!
Hard Core Action
A Private Photo Shoot
A New Friend
Group Sex
A Homosexual Encounter
A Fuck Buddy
Dating
My Favourites
Movie Clue
Actor / Actress Yeardly Smith
Book Shogun
Author John Varley
Band Richard Cheese
Song Somebody, by Depeche Mode
Pastime Gaming, computers
Drink Arnold Palmer
Sport Hockey
Food Thai
TV Show Big Love
Thing ?? My cat?
Sex position Me on bottom
My Professional Life
Education:
College
Employment Status:
Full Time
Industry:
Computer related / Hardware
Job Role:
Technical
My Appearance
Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Plump
Body Shape:
Pear
Weight:
265lbs (18st 13lbs) (120.2kg)
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Eye Colour:
Brown
Best Feature:
Breasts
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
1 or 2 Discreet
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
Penis Girth:
Breasts:
Natural
Bra Cup Size:
A
Bust:
52" (132cm)
Waist:
48" (122cm)
Lifestyle
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Buddhist/Taoist
Sense of Humour:
Obscure / Dark
Social Behaviour:
Meet people easily
Personality:
Nerd / Geek
Libido:
Low
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
On the beach, under the Santa Monica Pier. :-) Or that time in the park. Or that time in the hotel at the orgy.
Self Description
What makes me happy
Being with someone, or several someones. I'm polyamorous.
What makes me sad
Being dumped
What makes me mad
Injustice
My bad habits
That I'm neurotic, and drink too much coffee. Oh, and I fuck on first date. :-)
My Final Thought
The meaning of life is...
...and let's hope that theres intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!
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