Don't ever take me seriously, I have a dark dry sense of Humour But if we play its another world entirely. I'm a really relaxed and easy going guy, I've seen too much crap in my life to not appreciate what i have now and the people I call friends. Oh and about being Married? She's been ill a long time, Love her to bits but intimacy is impossible and the entire time I've been here is with her blessing sooooo No judgement eh?
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Wednesday, July 31, 2019, 12:55:45 AM- Quiz, Stolen from Flit :-D | ||
1. Do you like blue cheese? Like? Meh, it has its place on a cheese platter 2. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi Max 3. Do you own a gun? A gun as in Singular? No, I have Many. 4. What flavor of Kool-aid? (Cordial) I dont drink the Kool aid. 5. Hot dogs? Sure, Love a good Hotdog 6. Favorite TV show? It changes, Blacklist was a Fave, Deadliest Catch, Preacher, Strange Angel and recently Pennyworth. As a rule I dont watch TV at all, I do Netlix and stream though. 7. Do you believe in ghosts? I dont disbelieve, Energy is unpredictable and we all have it from the simple neuron and synapses spark to emotional energy created in our brains. Mappable and visible to science for years. When we end or die it doesnt go with us but dissipates into the environment. Its still our energy so what then? 8. What do you drink in the morning? Coffee, the awesome views from my bedroom window and sunshine. 9. Can you do a push-up? What... Just 1? 10. Favorite jewellery? Gooooooooooooooooold, I like Gooooooooooold. 11. Favorite Hobby? People, old Cars. 12. Do you have ADD/ADHD? LOL No. I got my arse spanked as a kid. 13. Do you wear glasses? Yup, the futures so bright, I gotta wear shades. 14. Favorite Cartoon Character? Peter Griffin, Jessica Rabbit. 15. Three things you did today? Got dressed, Sat on the outside dunny and contemplated the morning for 10 minutes, Made coffee and perved on some awesome Bewbage. 16. Drinks you drink all the time? Coffee, tea, Water and Pepsi Max. 17. Current worries? My Kids, Fitness and health. Nothing major just maintaining some level of health. 18. Do you believe in magic? Sure, Why not 19. Favorite place to be? Any Comedy club, My outside toilet (Dunny) and between thighs. 20. How did you bring in the New Year? Dunno, I was asleep. 21. Where would you like to visit? Id like to go back and see Central Australia, Kings Canyon etc. In fact im planning my next Bus purchase to go and do exactly that. 22. Name four people that would do this? Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Scott Morrison. 23. Favorite Movie? Dont have one. 24. Favorite color? blues and purples 25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? An absolute pain in the arse, cant keep pillows on the bed either. High count cotton or flannel sheets for me Ta. 26. Can you whistle? Both ends, yes. 27. Where are you now? Duh, at my desk. 28. Where would you rather be right now? Im happy where I am actually. 29. Favorite food? too many to cover but Pizza, Italian anything, Dutch Croquettes, A good ice cream, Baked Cheesecake. 30. Least favorite chore? Dishes 31. What's in your-pockets? Not a thing 32. Last thing (person) that made you laugh? David Spade on his new show telling Jeffrey Epstein jokes, he told 2 that where so damned 'Wrong' I cried with laughter. 33. Favorite person? My youngest Daughter, 30 years of parenting has led to an incredible child. 34. Favorite animal? the Dog, although there was this girl years ago OMFG 35. What’s your most recent injury? Skinned knuckle 36. How many TV’s are in your house? 2 37. Worst pain ever? Childbirth, that shit doesnt stop hurting for 20 years 38. Do you like to dance? Yup, EDM and particularly Melb Bounce is a fave but any high energy dance music is good. 39. Are your parents still alive? The old man is, nearly 90 too 40. Do you enjoy camping? Hell yeah. | ||
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Monday, June 3, 2019, 2:55:41 PM- Hello Gorgeous! | ||
Amazing the awesome people you find in an online community, all ages, types and shapes not to mention nationalities. I've been on the internet since before 14.4k modems both privately and professionally even before HTTP made web browsing so simple and BBS ruled supreme and I have met a lot of great people but I thought those days where gone for good. The reminder NN emails still came and Id log in every so often but it wasnt until I did a big purge of places I was online that I returned to NN with any regularity and a few days later I bought membership and wow. I didnt even know there was a forum or blogging until I saw friends notices re a new blog post but its the people that make a village and this is a damned fine one. The people both Aussie and not are refreshing, gorgeous in mind and body and this folks is a rarity. And for that alone its worth the membership even paying in Aussie dollars. | ||
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Friday, May 31, 2019, 11:56:46 AM- Spreader bars and McGyver... | ||||||
Id been explaining the simple task of making spreader bars for years because its difficult to find them pre made to suit all sizes and shapes and Lil Miss Moo from the Sunday Spanking a few Blogs ago was showing tendencies towards restraint as well as being worried as to why I didnt Fuck her arse off at the time. Id explained to her the reasons why and mentioned that it was the Rule and had been the rule from way before she had learned to Poo and Wee in a potty and yet this still irked her somewhat despite my telling her that it wasnt Her, it was My Rules. Anyway.. Where was I? Ahh yep Spreader bars. Knee, Ankle, Elbow and Wrist is the usual full compliment and as she already had wide calfskin Cuffs with D loops for attachment it was as simple as a trip to Bunnings for some Hardwood Broom handle or Shovel handle and failing that 22mm Dowel. Broom handle it was so next was some light chain in plastic or steel and a pack of Eye hooks small enough to suit the shovel handles which where already nicely sealed but would get a lick of Bees wax for effect. I had Drill bits, Drill and some big multi grips and in about 30 minutes and 2 very nice Coffees we had 2 impressive Spreader bars attached to the D ring on the cuffs by bending open the screw eyelets and squishing them shut once fed into the D rings. There are a few variations and we discussed them but length was an issue for storage and there was no fobbing them off as cleaning item spare parts any more lol Stripped naked Miss Moo was first fitted with the Ankle spreader at the lower end of her calves and she said that it didnt really seem to be working, But wait, theres more as I got her to roll over and I attached the Elbow Spreader bar and unceremoniously rolled her back over onto her back.. Nope, still dont get it she said with a smirk laying on her back spread 5 feet at the ankles laying on her elbow spreader... Well thats because I haven't attached the last bits I smiled in reply and wandered out to the car for the last 2 bars I already had and returning inside I kept them low until I clipped her up. NOW with the Ankle and elbow plus added 3 foot bars with a Clip at each end secured to the eyelets on her new toys id created a restraint square that spread her legs, raided them and more importantly KEPT them raised by virtue of their being attached by bars from her calves to the inside of her elbows Smirk Gone! Spread wide, Added Blindfold, arse and schmoo 100% available........ To demonstrate, I played for 10 with a flogger and crop until we both ran out of time and I unhooked her for another coffee, chat and a lil after-care before the Mundane call of responsibility dragged us away. I did call around 6pm to make sure she was ok and apart from the complaint of Spankus Interruptus and more moistness than a tropical rainforest it seems she was a little irked and had found through study that the Female equivelent of Blue Balls was called Taylors Syndrome lol As the score currently stands, SP 2, Miss Moo Nil and plotting revenge which is just how I like a good struggle. | ||||||
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Thursday, May 30, 2019, 3:37:52 AM- Weight loss coaching and exercise success | ||
I spent years on and off dieting and exercising because as I aged I got fat and I wasnt all that fussed until a lifelong friend showed me some pics from when I was way younger and still swimming and lifting weights and wow id slipped big time lol The issue was now that id lost some of the length of my Cock due to cushion and then blood pressure, well when i say SOME I mean 2 inches and on top of this I had the Girth measured as well an it had dropped an inch in Girth as well.... NOW I had my interest lol Dont get me wrong here, I still had cock left but jesus that woke me up a bit so I did research and spoke to a friend in the know with this stuff and she confirmed it and brushed it off with Yeah but you are getting on a bit and these things happen....... Nup, nup, no way not to me so I researched some more and found out what was causing it and set about fixing it. No real Diet regime, just a few better choices and sustainable with no more added cost and after a few months I was seeing change, My pants (When I wore them) Fell off a lot, My Belt was getting longer and I was running out of holes and fuck me if I didnt feel better! So on to the next stage, Flab versus Tone and this was where I found that exercising like a 20/30 yr old didnt work or didnt work well and that the grouping of exercise had to be tailored to my age and body type (Fat) and that it needed to be convenient to do anywhere. Nailed that portion and learned a lot along the way and i put that Knowlege to work for me. 6 Months and 46 kg lighter I started working on Muscle tone and areas that needed it most but guess what? I got my Inches back lol Im not going to look like a Buff 22 yr old again but I did make all my junk work better and its fairly simple, easy to do and you dont have to be set to fail as many other methods do sadly. it cost me stuff all and its sustainable even for schlubs like Lil old me. | ||
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Tuesday, May 28, 2019, 4:07:46 AM- Sometimes your day takes an unexpected turn. | ||
It's Tuesday here in Cold, Windy and Wet Gippsland east of Melbourne and as im off the beaten track that is the 01 Hwy (Princes) and closer to the beaches its extra nipply which led to a photo comp on the Chat I occasionally host that goes something like this.... Pop outside, Open your shirt or remove your Top, Count to 20 and take a nipple shot, then Share to the group. Well folks the general consensus was that you could Key a Car with the nipples shared in that chat but what I saw was the amazing types of different nipples in climate extremes, Of course I was offering thawing support as I always have warm hands and it WAS nearing 8am and most of the mornings participants where headed off to work/School runs/etc. So I do my thing and then head off to a town about 20 minutes West to grab some car parts id ordered and then i had a browse coz thats what we do lol Way down the back of the store in the Lube section I see a lovely Redhead in her meh.. Mid 40's and corporate style dress and she seems familiar so I take a second glance appreciatively and go back to studying the lube guide as I note that the Lovely Redhead is now behind me. "Is that offer to warm my nips still Valid Tony?" whispered in my ear "They have been aching like a bad tooth since this morning you know and I hold you personally responsible!" she chuckles. The smile on my face along with the disbelief at the situation im in leads to a quick introduction of her screen name and then her real Christian name and I open my jacket and give her a big warm (Toasty) welcome and nice to meat (Cough MEET) you hug followed with a peck on the cheek. Nipples now suitably warmed and mutual smiles I invite her for a coffee and we head off to a nice Cafe and get to chatting, 'Eve' is very nervous and was saying how she wasnt sure it was me but I seemed to fit the persona and my greetings and general nature with the stores staff emboldened her so she took a leap of faith lol We chatted and laughed while i made excuses for my shabby appearance and joked about not recognising her with her clothes on which led to a Mutual borrowing of Phones for a quick upskirt and down trackky pants pic, Mine boring in a leather G String brief and hers way more exciting showing a neatly trimmed Ginger Schmoo, No undies Huh, well THATS commitment I smile and we manage to chat like old friends who have never met in person before for nearly 40 minutes. Business Cards exchanged as we walked away from the Cafe led to more laughter and surprise as we are both basically in the same line of work although my dress is no where near matching my Job title and we laughed some more before another squeezy hug, Arse squeeze and a kiss Goodbye. I walked away with a feeling of accomplishment as My lil occasional chat groups in the morning apparently inspire and set a great tone for what can be a totally mundane day, My Day absolutely blown out of the water with a random stalking and a solid hour of good vibes, laughs and inappropriate shenanigans along the lines of OMG If only they KNEW! goes to reinforce that What goes around, Comes (cums?) around. And for what its worth? Id rather awesome kinky friends for a long time than a quicky for a short time which is how great mates and memories are made. SP | ||
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Sunday, May 26, 2019, 6:35:47 AM- Sunday Spanking | ||
This is a short journal entry from Today, I occasionally by request do a bit of demonstrating of the softer side of BDSM. Usually after some time explaining what it means to me and answering a lot of questions about the actual mechanics of areas of interest. Today was a usual Sunday and I rose at 7am-ish because I haven't unintentionally pissed the bed in nearly half a century. The second My Dogs see me stirring they feel they have the right to begin demanding my attention and silly me... I indulge them so a slipped on my boots, grabbed my phone and a fag and let them out following close behind. I have a fairly substantial Front and Side fence at 7 feet tall which is just as well as I was naked apart from my boots and as the dogs tore around I dragged deep on my ciggie and luxuriated with a leisurely pee on the Lawn, still wet from overnight dew and pretty cold I was glad i had my Boots on. At this point I started checking overnights social media and this shows me as active and awake so people start saying G'day, Good Morning, Whatchadoooin etc, My replies vary from a picture of a stream of piss to frontal nudity or a sunrise shot to the more mundane running the Dogs but the one that caught my attention was a question. Can Sir see his way clear to the promised spanking this morning? Well the pre Coffee Sir is curmudgeonly and cranky so He didnt answer and I made my way in when my Gonads tried to repeatedly crawl up high n warm and made myself a Coffee and by 0730 I replied Yes... yes I can, Address and now? to which the reply was please if its no hassle. So a quick shower, clean clothes and my bag of nortiness and im headed East so a small town past Traralgon where a Lovely lady I've been mentoring seems to have decided she wants her Bum warmed and has the house to herself. A quick stop at Maccas for another coffee (Extra shot) and 10 minutes later I pull in at her home and Im greeted by Her for the second real life meeting although we chat quite a bit. Seems my chat last night got her thinking and wanting and since 4am she was waiting and watching for me to surface again so she could send her SOS lol As I have another Coffee waiting inside we sit at her kitchen table and she makes me some breakfast and more really good coffee while we break the Ice and as this part of the house is North easterly facing its warm and Sunny So we start in the Kitchen and as we have already discussed her boundaries and set a safeword I confirm these details with her and we Begin. 'Gown Off' Hands flat, Palms on the bench, Legs slightly spread, knees locked and do not remove your hands from the bench or this Stops. I add a blindfold and turn off the radio playing quietly. I open my Bag of tricks and have a rummage and in the near silence I can hear her breathing quicken as she strains her hearing to get a hint of whats next as I lay out the items im using this morning. I hear her breathing stabilise and I open a window to let the outside in a little and this creates a slight warm cross breeze as the inside warm air exits lazily and I watch her nipples harden slowly, Knowing full well that I can not be seen I stimulate her imagination with small clinks and sounds as I again arrange my toys and finally I set on the kitchen bench a small butane torch which I light briefly with a click and then turn off again as I remove a Ciggie from the packet, Popped in my mouth and then lit with the torch. Inhaling the smoke I watch as goosebumps spring up on her skin, imagination no doubt gone wild but as I exhale the scent of tobacco provides some comfort and we begin. I use a suede Flogger and lightly start a pattern of flicks and strikes, Methodical and predictable so she can get into the groove as the kiss of the suede strands get her attention, No Kidney strikes and No Marks was my rule for this time and my work is both light but not so light with the occasional flick to bite a bit harder, Buttocks and thighs, Inner thighs and a kiss to the schmoo and I see her moving to meet the strikes and altering the angle of her exquisite arse scooching it out to further open her loins to the tender kiss of the lash. As she is now well involved I change the pattern to random and she now has to work and think hard about her movement and she slowly sinks her upper body to the cold bench carefully sliding her hands along the cool marble mindful to stay in contact and as her nipples hit the bench the wave of gooseflesh ripples outward as I started with some harder strikes. Her breathing is now quick and panting so I concentrate on her labia as her legs slide further apart and the odd stray by design flick to the perineum nearly has her collapsing as her juices now flow freely and she crests the wave of feelings and the sweat starts to bead on her body so I strike a little harder not concentrating on her Labia and perineum carefully flicking the suede strands into her most tender of places. Her hands now clear over the bench she struggles to keep her palms flat and as she reaches the other side now totally laying on the bench she grabs hold of the edge and I watch her knuckles whiten with the pressure as she thrusts up to meet the lash her legs now wide open to receive my strikes as she strives for release and peaks, shuddering on the countertop as I continue with a few hard strikes to help her into subspace and the orgasm she chased so hard. As she starts to relax I lay down the flogger and walk to her arse perched open and wet on the Bench and grab her arse cheeks, one in each hand and roughly squeeze eliciting a mewling moan and after a few of these I pull her to me and slowly lift her from the counter top into my arms as a cradle and carry her to her couch and sit still holding her as she slowly sinks into her post play bliss. After 5 or so Minutes and leaving the blindfold in place I slide her off and grab a blanket handy on the back of the couch and cover her stepping back into the kitchen and making 2 coffee's and enjoying another ciggie before venturing back to the couch where Lil Miss has stabilised and is now breathing normally. I waft the coffee towards her blindfolded and sated self and get an instant groan and smile 'Is that for me?' she groans 'Yup, thats for you' and I set the cup down within reach and slowly remove the blindfold and folding the blanket down a little run a fingernail over a breast eliciting an intelligible moan and intake of breath. 'And thats why I put your coffee on the coffee table, Go easy in your movements coz its not only my touch that will cause this' I smirk. Sadly the need for sustenance and coffee is strong and she fights to shrug off the after effects despite my cruel but evil intended tweaks and caresses and 30 minutes later We head for the shower so i can keep an eye on her as she shrugs off the lasting effects of her endorphin high and tries to drag me fully clothed into the shower as we discuss what went on this morning. Curiously she fully expected to be fucked and 3 times she was dead sure it would happen, Twice she was 50/50 on it and the 3rd time she said she craved the touch and wanted to be taken and she had trouble understanding Why I was clothed and why she couldnt have me. Theories where floated and I dropped my strides to show her I was not only fully erect but precum had soaked my Jocks but as I quickly put it away and danced out of reach I explained that you cant always get what you want, But if you are a good girl... You get what you need. Chat and coffee over We hugged and I teased juuust a lil and tucked her in bed to sleep it off and wandered out the door. | ||
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Saturday, May 25, 2019, 7:27:29 AM- A little about me... | ||
The best way to find out about me is to ask, But many dont and even more jump to a conclusion to suit their own narrative. Their Loss. First up I was a lifestyle Dom, mainly spankings and other light but very norty activities as Ive done all the hard core stuff before and I find that the lighter stuff sits well as I age. Kink itself has evolved to encompass all sorts of stuff so what I used to do is now no longer flavour of the millennium and often triggers the feeble of mind so I just dont offer it unless someone else asks or leads the conversation that direction. For me Sex and D/s play are not one and the same and I usually play without actual fucking although in After-care there can be sloooow deep type nooky as its deemed needed. I am by todays standard a Daddy/Dom which means many things but the usual definition is Benevolent but Stern and my dark dry humour adds a lil something unexpected. I am Married, My wife and I used to play in groups but as she is now ill this is not even remotely possible and the old rules still apply being so long as I dont be indiscreet and come home to her then I can continue to do as we always have as she really loves seeing the freshly stimulated Me walk in the door and the flow on benefits for her are very tangible. My Work...... I have a few things I do, One of them is a fairly public role on a Federal NGO and i have been doing this for a very long time as it allows me great flexibility in time and commitment and for this reason I have not posted any pics as such but im going to change that shortly. My Full time Job is currently as a Carer for my Wife and I take this seriously. I also have a Business I run when I can although right now its not much. My Issue is that my Darker more mischievous and deviant side needs feeding on a semi regular basis and I do this by Writing about my experiences, Teaching basic and advanced BDSM both remotely by phone and in person as I find a lot of misconceptions out there which is fine because Your Kink is what you make it so long as its Safe, Sane and Consensual (SSC) and im happy to debunk the myths and explain how shit works, No strings, no macho bullshit. I have also improved my health a lot in the last 5 years of semi retirement and im 40kg lighter which is difficult in your 50's but on the bright side I gained back a good inch plus of cock length when i lost the cushion lol and as Cock side and girth is about how excited you are I recently had a plaything/Pupil measure me at a touch over 8 Inches (Warm ruler lol) measured along the top and the girth is usually 7 ish inches around. I collect Cars and enjoy working on them, Im a Mopar guy but also love the performance Euro stuff, I enjoy the hell out of Bikes too but I dont ride anymore coz I prefer my skin intact (yeah yeah No sense of adventure right?) What im looking for? Mates, Friends, Students (I enjoy teaching), Fuck buddies, Play buddies and Chat buddies the filthier the better (Go on, Surprise me lol) and also the Mundane Hey hows things, How was your day type too coz I dont get much of that anymore. Finally, I am now only here on NN. I was on another well known Fetish site but Im jack of the crap and politics and as im a Nudist by heart and Ive been here for a long long time Im going to be here from now on. Cheers, SP aka Mr Woolfe | ||
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Saturday, May 25, 2019, 1:09:05 AM- I FOUND THE BLOG! Intro | ||
Well, here I am. I recently removed my Journal from another site as someone had been copying them and passing them off as their own. Silly really because the person was mid 20's and the stuff the copied was from the early 1980's well before they where born so No Cell phones, Digital cams etc which they referred to in the bits they added. I live a fairly public life so I have to remain somewhat anonymous hence my lack of Pictures but i will be addressing this as I have a few ways to work around that issue. I am a Dominant in Play and a kinkster with a very dirty and inventive mind, the McGyver of Nortiness and in real life im a nice guy (Trust me, Im a Dom and easy going back to nature kinda bloke. I mainly use NN on my laptop coz im old and phone keyboards are ok but not my preferred choice. I have been a member of NN for over 13 years and I enjoyed watching it grow and expand in features so now im going to add to it in my own special way. Im not here for hookups although it isnt out of the question, Im here for friends of a like mind and if that leads to something then so be it. First blog post done! Feel free to ask questions and I love to chat. | ||
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