Easy going guy who likes to have fun,I enjoy being the crazy one in the group, I love to push the envelop I can talk about anything anywhere and with anyone but talking about sex is my favorite way to push peoples boundaries. I love to hangout with groups of friends or just one on one, relaxing and watching a movie is a good as going out to me. I am very close and loyal to my friends. Feel free to hit me up on at JPNSD33@yahoo.com would love to hear requests always up for new ideas.
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Thursday, August 20, 2009, 7:35:14 AM- SO WRONG | ||||||
I heard a song the other night at work that made me realize that there are some words that should never be used in some songs like honky-tonk badonk-a-donk | ||||||
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Wednesday, August 5, 2009, 5:50:32 PM- Damn this forest is deep | ||||||
It has been almost a year now that I have spent trying to find my direction in life, trying to get my feet back under me and start to figure out what I want to do for the rest of my life and in this year I have really only learned two things first off I am not cut out to work in lawn care at least not for nine and a half dollars an hour and secondly I have learned that I am more lost in the woods than I thought. I am at the point where I want to just pack my life up and move somewhere else being the only unmarried 24 year old in a small town has sucks the life out of me but I worry that doing so will only result in walking blindly deeper into the woods with no compass for guidance. | ||||||
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Monday, May 25, 2009, 6:51:19 AM- Bottle rocket + Bonfire | ||||||
So I finally ended my dry spell if you will, and well the title is about the best way to describe what it was like take one unlit bottle rocket throw it into a bonfire. Seriously I had more stamina when I lost my virginity, but at lest I learned something new about myself when using the doggy style position if the girl reaches back and lightly runs her nails across my sack I lose complete control my good its almost better than rubbing my A spot when I cum if some how I could mix the two I suspect it might be to much | ||||||
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Friday, May 1, 2009, 11:18:53 PM- | ||||||
How do you say no to someone else happiness especially if that person is family? they get to move in with there fence and you get there house. even though you know you don't make enough but your pain = there happiness and saying no may end there relationship. why the hell cant life be easy I get comfortable and then slowly I am back living paycheck to paycheck | ||||||
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Friday, May 1, 2009, 3:25:58 AM- One more? | ||||||
happening again today maybe its just the act of knocking on doors? or like MD said its telling me something, Yeah I think its saying stop beating me | ||||||
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009, 11:50:17 PM- Attack of the RM | ||||||
I am so glad the weather is nice right now sunny warm days and I get payed to walk around outside all day. So as I am walking around door to door today I suddenly go hard as a rock as I am walking from one house to another and so there I am about to walk up to the door of someones house and ring the bell with the rogue member acting like its about to rip through my jeans if it weren't for the bag I carry there would most likely been several complaints as it would me about ten minuets before I could get everything under control and its not like I can just stop and wait because I have to meet a quota per hour that is strict. | ||||||
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 4:31:57 PM- Want to go camping? | ||||||
Don't know what made me think about that joke I posted yesterday. maybe its the fact that the weather is getting nice who knows. so the story behind that joke is that every fall a group of my friends and I would go camping kind of close out the season and we would always invite a whole bunch of new people. So when we were getting ready to leave we would gather everyone up and go over how to get to the campsite and things like that and to close it out one of my friends would always say I have one question for you before we go and he would ask if you went camping with a friend an woke up with a roll of quarters in your ass would you tell anyone? the look on most of the peoples faces was priceless and if someone answered or the silence went on a while he would say good want to go camping. Probably one of the best reactionary jokes I have ever been a part of. | ||||||
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 4:10:21 AM- Question for all you NNers out there. | ||||||
If you went camping with a friend and the next morning you woke up and found a roll of quarters in your ass would you tell anyone? | ||||||
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009, 6:38:37 AM- paper Work | ||||||
so I have been in training at a new job all week and at the start of the week they upgraded there computer system and later that day learned that the upgrade was faulty and so it locked out about half the new users there were a series of memos sent and all that jazz. and when it cam down to it the problem was a simple fix except that the only center people were had the authorization to give out the code needed to fix the problem 50 to be exact and so now every new user has to call the help center go through a bunch of steps that should fix the problem but don't so that they can get a case number and have an email sent to the person in there area that can do the fix however we are not allowed to contact them and they are not allowed to give out the information to large training groups or any group of people so well over two thousand people in my area alone have the same problem and only one person can fix it that should only take like a few weeks to get every thing up and running oh wait I need this program working by the end of the week as does the rest of the two thousand people god I love run around bullshit | ||||||
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Thursday, April 9, 2009, 10:23:22 PM- Fake police.... | ||||||
seriously have I been hiding under a rock or something? I always thought you saw flashing lights in your review you pulled over even if the car was an unmarked and just using a detective strobe its still a cop, and if its not usually you will know with in seconds well that is if you have half a brain. But I guess here in WA it is a big deal and it was brought up at my job training today and talked to death. I know we live in a fear based culture and everything out there to "protect us" must scare us but what the fuck. Well in the rest of my world I am getting ready for what will most likely be my last night out in a while thanks to working two jobs, at least the money is great. so I am spending the afternoon searching for some good pictures to help me so I am not horny as a goat when I go dancing tonight nothing worse than a rogue member when your dancing. | ||||||
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