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I'll be your pal, your confidant. You can trust me. My head may spin and steam may seep from my ears, but I'll refrain from pointing out your grammar mistakes.
If I was a millionaire...
I'd buy you a green dress. But not a real green dress, that's cruel. TheBiffster