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| Thursday, July 17, 2014, 10:38:07 PM |
1. A girl is said to be grown up when , she starts wearing a bra . A boy is grown up when he starts , removing it !! 2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes ! 3. Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice , but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is PRICELESS ! 4. Breaking News : Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore ! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband !!! 5. Arguing over a girls bust size is like choosing between Kingfisher , Fosters , Carlsberg & Budweiser . Men may state their preferences , but will grab whatever is available ?? |
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