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just an average elderly gent who likes meeting people on cam and am up for anything
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| Friday, January 25, 2013, 8:30:48 PM- Ass!! | ||||||
Life is all about Ass!.... You are always Covering it! Laughing it off! Kicking it! Licking it! Busting it! Trying to get a piece of it! Behaving like it! OR,...You live with it....... | ||||||
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| Wednesday, January 9, 2013, 7:46:00 PM- Holidays.... | ||||||
Well my friends I am just back from the best three weeks away in the SUN I have had in a long long time,Great Christmas were I ate and drank to much,and now back to this very cold country,brr brr,missed you all,,,, | ||||||
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| Sunday, December 16, 2012, 11:12:53 PM- Virus Warning..... | ||||||
A Virus is going around called HOUSEWORK! If you think you are coming down with this Virus you must Stop housework Immediately,This Virus wipes out your Social life! If you should come into contact with Housework,please remember the only known Cure is CHOCOLATE...... | ||||||
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| Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 8:30:12 PM- A Blessing for my Friends. | ||||||
May you always have...... Happiness to keep you Smiling. Trials to keep you Strong. Success to keep you Confident. Faith to keep you going. and Belief each day is a Gift... Share this with your Friends to bring them to bring them Luck and Happiness.... | ||||||
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| Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 8:21:16 PM- 7 Steps to Happyiness.... | ||||||
1....Think Less.....Feel More. 2....Frown Less.....Smile More. 3....Talk Less....Listen More. 4....Judge Less....Accept More. 5....Watch Less ...Do More. 6....Complain Less....Appreciate More. 7....Fear Less....LOVE MORE. | ||||||
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| Tuesday, December 11, 2012, 7:07:05 PM- Guilty... | ||||||
Who's Guilty here?. A Wife is dreaming in bed,she wakes up suddenly and shouts,"quick my husband is home",her Husband wakes up and Jumps out the Window... | ||||||
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| Friday, December 7, 2012, 9:52:49 PM- The Five W's of Life. | ||||||
WHO you are is what makes you Special.Do not change for anyone.. WHAT lies ahead will always be a Mystery.Do not be afraid to Explore. WHEN life pushes you over,You push back Harder. WHERE there are Choices to make.Make the Ones you wont Regret. WHY things happen will never be Certain.Take it in your Stride and move Forward.... | ||||||
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| Thursday, December 6, 2012, 7:59:41 PM- smile | ||||||
Whenever your feeling gloomy like the world has let you down, Whenever your Smile has Disappeared and all that's left is a frown, just take a look around you, the Worlds a beautiful place, Think of those that Love you,Put that SMILE back on your Face!.... | ||||||
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| Wednesday, December 5, 2012, 9:21:49 PM- Speeding.... | ||||||
A young Cop stopped an old man for speeding,so the cop aske the old man for his licence,don't have one he said,well says the cop are you the owner of this car,no says the old man,I stole it killed the owner and put him in the boot. The young cop got all excited and called the station for back up thinking the Sgt would be very pleased that he had stopped a killer The Sgt arrived with the special squad to take the old man away,he said to the old man can I see your licence sir,yes Sgt and showed it to him,can you step out of the car sir and open the boot,yes Sgt said the old man on seeing nothing in the boot the old man said to the Sgt,and I suppose this fool told you I was Speeding to..... | ||||||
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| Saturday, December 1, 2012, 10:21:18 PM- Arse.... | ||||||
Life is all about ARSE, You are Either covering it, Laughing it off, Kicking it, Kissing it, Busting it, Trying to get a Piece of it, Or Behaving like it, Oh and living with ONE..... | ||||||
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