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Eighteen random facts for the new year. Let’s get to know each other! I can't wait to read yours!

1. Do you make your bed everyday? Nope, I live alone and I don't care

2. What's your favorite number? 69

3. What is your dream job? White water rafting guide

4. If you could, would you go back to school? Yes

5. Can you parallel park? Of course!

6. Name a job you had which people would be shocked to know you had. Janitor in a porn shop (cleaning up video and girls under glass booths)

7. Do you think aliens are real? Yes

8. Can you drive a stick shift? Yes

9. What is your guilty pleasure? Hockey and pizza

10. What's your dream car? An original Ford GT 40

11. Do you talk to yourself? Yes. It only gets embarrassing when I do it out loud or slap myself.

12. Do you like doing puzzles? No

13. Favorite music? Depends on my mood - anything but rap really

14. Coffee or tea? Coffee. How dare you ask such a silly question

15. Do you hit the snooze button? No. I need to get to the train station early to get a parking spot

16. Love or money? Now that I'm old, show me the money

17. Pets? None currently Love both dogs and cats

18. First thing you remember you wanted to be growing up? Garbage truck driver

Play along ... copy and paste this onto your wall, change my answers to yours, and let your friends learn a little about you.

For some of you, this is not Deja Vu again. I posted this on my FB page. Added the commercial for those who are not in the US

WTF is with the baby hamster in the KIA Turbo commercial escaping the hospital??!
Ok, I get that the Turbo Soul has arrived. But why is the hamster on the run. Couldn't the other hamsters have just picked him up like a normal family? Where is momma hamster? Is she going to become a lab animal now? Why isn't Paul McCartney singing "Hamster On The Run" (And a bell was ringing in the village square, For the hamster on the run).
I admit for a newborn in a diaper he is haulin' ass. But do I have to do that to get a Soul Turbo??

Two Chicagoans die in an unfortunate car wreck.

Tragic, especially considering they didn’t exactly spend their days helping old ladies cross the street or volunteering at the Boys and Girls club. Nope, these fellows went straight to Hades.

The Devil, as is his custom, goes to greet his two newest eternal residents, and despite rivers of lava and torrents of brimstone, they’re standing around in jackets.

“Not hot enough for you?” asked the Devil.

“What, this? Nah, this is like a Spring day in Chicago.”

The Devil doesn’t take lightly to such a slight, so he decides to really turn things up. The renewed eternal hellfire and inferno has made the screams of the tormented souls in hell even louder.

Rivers of lava overflowing their banks. The Devil goes to check on his two Chicagoans, and sure enough he sees them lounging in shorts and t-shirts.

“Not hot enough for you?” the devil queries bewilderedly.

“What, this? Nah, this is like a July in Chicago. In fact, I think the humidity was worse in the summer of ’96.”

The Devil is even more incensed. He comes up with a new idea. Turn the thermostat way down. The cursed souls in Hell are greeted by new but equally unbearable type of torture. The lava stops flowing, brimstone stops glowing, and wouldn’t you know it, the ground they stand on has frozen solid. Hell has truly frozen over.

The Devil again searches out his two Chicagoans, and to his dismay, they’re hugging and cheering.

“What’s this all about!?” the Devil roared.

“THEY’VE DONE IT, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENED, THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!”

We need Carty back to test this out

If you have any acid, drop a tab, crank the sound, forget all the shit in world. Enjoy (this is supposedly 3D, no idea if it is since I have no 3D glasses)

That is starting to feel very relevant again. Just change the war. Thanks to Steel for letting me see I wasn't the only one feeling this way.

This is a totally useless post to get my view total over 10k. Yes it is self centered, cheap, and sleezy. Not to mention underhanded trickery. The only intent is to get six views. Whomever is the 10,000th view, please let me know. You won't get jack shit for it except maybe a shout out in status and the honour of knowing you broke my blog 10,000 cherry. LMFAO