We got balls on fire from Philly, balls from cowtown and finally simply big balls......

We have balls on fire from Philly, balls from cowtown and finally big balls.

Early AB with Dick Clark and the Killer

One of my guilty pleasures is Asleep At The Wheel (and Texas Swing). A Bob Wills tune

and finally: AC/DC, Big Balls, 'nuff said

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A
single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try
to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm
sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her
public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "Fuck You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Went to lunch at a Chinese buffet. A guy I used to work with saw me eating as he was leaving. He stopped for second to exchange pleasantries. A short while later the waitress stopped by to tell me 'my friend had paid my bill'. Now I need to find his new work phone number to thank him.

After eating I stopped at Target. In the checkout line I was behind a mom with two little boys. They were around 3 - 4 years old. She was trying to teach them about money. So they had their Christmas money in little wallets and what they were buying in their hands. The younger of the two didn't want to give up what he was buying so the checker could scan it. He was good with money, got his change back, put it right away. The other kid seemed kind of confused with putting his change back. The checker and I both found this so cute. I only had one item so mom was still marshalling them as I left. She started to apologize but I stopped her, told her she was doing great teaching this at their age. And they did great. She actually let out what seemed a sigh of relief. LOL

There are a few people I would like to try this on


Truth, completely the truth

I hope it is a portent for 2014

*Crowd claps, stomps their feet to a chorus of thank gawd, about time*

Here is to everyone having/had a great new years eve and a great 2014