AFTER NEARLY FOUR YEARS OFF PAPERWORK I GOT MY GREEN CARD IN THE POST TODAY

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Thank you to all the men and women who have served and are serving their country with honor. God bless them all.

We had a great time away even through we had a big storm hit us and tornadoes hit near where we was camping. we court lots of fish. I loved the farm we was staying on can't wait to go back which we are planing on doing in about 6 to 8 weeks time.

NICKNAMES

• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.



EATING OUT

• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.



MONEY



• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.



BATHROOMS

• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .

• The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.



ARGUMENTS

• A woman has the last word in any argument.

• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



FUTURE

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



SUCCESS

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



MARRIAGE

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.



DRESSING UP

• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.



NATURAL

• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



OFFSPRING

• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

I had a call tonight from my mom back in the UK, which i knew something was wrong as that's the only time she calls me as it casts so much, so i go out side to take the call as tele in on a works call in our office, so i answer the phone, hi mom, she said i don't want to to worry but, with that i knew for sure something had happen but what, then she said it's your nan, she's in the hospital,my heart sunk and i asked whats wrong, mom said she has had a stroke yesterday, with that i started crying and ran inside to get a fag and ran back out, mom said that she didn't want to say any think to me last night when we was talking on msn till she had been down to the hospital today to see her. she told me that nan is sort of OK and will let me know more tomorrow night after all the test have been done and they got the resorts back. so here's for a night of no sleep for me

I've been really ill over Christmas but feeling a bit better now, the doctor said it will take about 4 to 6 weeks before I'm 100% but i still had a good Christmas, Tele got my some great gifts again this year: Elvis Presley Watch, Jazz HI-Definition Video Camera, Mamma Mia Sound Track and the DVD,PJ's,Jeans,Fishing Rod and Real but the best gift was my new mobile phone, he got me the new iphone 3G 16GB touch screen. thank you so much Tele, I love you so much more than words can say.

HOPE EVERYONE HAS A HAPPY AND GOOD NEW YEAR

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS