A colleague asked me today if I was doing anything for Halloween. I said if I were to do something, I'd go as Lilly VonSchtupp from Blazing Saddles (Madeline Kahn's character). He asked, genuinely not knowing, if that was the "black guy" or the "white guy".

Now I may dress up as Cleavon Little's character and have a black friend go as Gene Wilder's character. It'll be totally disturbing.

But seriously. I'm not doing anything because I'm working that night, but I may just buy some fishnets and a boa (or some stage makeup and a cowboy hat) and take some photos for you lovely people.

While waiting for some other people to load pictures (I'm obsessive about waiting at least 7 shots before I upload the next one), I thought I'd flip through today's. I turned on the "show pics from verified posters only" option, which I normally don't, and something amazing happened.

The quality of the photos skyrocketed! No longer do I go through two pages of thumbnails looking for something of substance. I actually opened (and was pleased with) 7 out of 10 shots. It's the greatest thing, and I've been ignoring it all this time. Granted, I'm probably missing some wonderful shots from people who haven't been verified yet...but I'm ok with that right now.

MystigoDragon and his Pixie say it's Upskirt Monday...

Too bad I don't own a skirt.

lol

Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.

I'm starting over. On October 1st I'll be deleting each of my photos that isn't one of my personal favorites. What this means for you all is that:
1)If there's something you really like, you'd better save it now.
2)There will be new photos forthcoming shortly, if for no other reason than I have to take new verification photos.

Thanks for sticking around while I struggle with some external issues.

Those of you who shoot outdoors: how do you choose a location?

Is the potential for interlopers part of the fun or do you obtain access to someplace more secure?

Just wondering.
BW

That is all.

No new pics for awhile, kids. The request line is also closed. I have a huge backlog of things you guys have asked for that I actually WANT to do...I'm just not feeling it lately. I took 40 photos last night and not one single shot turned out usable. I'll be checking in, as always.

Thanks for listening.
BW

This post isn't directed at anyone particular. It's merely a collection of my observations and opinions after being a part of NN for three years or so.

I look at it like this:

A comment on a photo is just that - a person's immediate reaction to that particular image.

Comments are publicly visible and can sometimes turn into a bit of a "boy's club", so to speak. (Picture a bunch of frat boys sitting around in a bar giving each other high-fives and betting on who's going to lay the girl who just walked in. That is occasionally the comment arena.)

For those reasons, I am much more tolerant of crass or blunt statements regarding my own pictures. (I am not the sort to leave "I wnt 2 fuck u" comments on other people's pictures, but I can see why sometimes that's the only thing on your mind when you're looking at mine. )

A PM is an entirely different creature.
If you're taking the time to send me a PM, please be advised that you're speaking directly to ME and ONLY to me.
I am a real person. I have both a brain and a body, and I like to use them both.
I will respond to PMs that are polite. (They don't have to be gushing with superlatives and praise. Tell me whatever you're really thinking. Just don't be an asshole.)
I do have a bias toward messages that are written in something approximating proper English. I'm aware that not everyone here communicates in English. I will make an effort to translate your message, but I don't have a ton of patience for it. (This also applies to people who compose PMs like they're texting on a phone. FYI, I don't text like this "wnt 2 tlk 2 ne1" either. I use whole words and complete sentences.)

What would you do with a message like this one?
"Hey babe love your ass send me something special here - *off-site email address*"

Me, I'm either going to delete it without responding, or I'm just going to say "thanks for looking". I don't know you. Why should you get "special" pictures? I don't even know what's "special" for you. If you like what you see, look at it here on NN like everyone else. There's only one person who gets photos other than what you see here on NN, and he's my "special someone". You, anonymous internet stranger, are just not that important to me. Don't take it personally, and don't take it as a "hint" to try to become my friend. Please, just enjoy what I choose to share with you.

I say in my profile that I like articulate, intelligent chat partners, and I have posted several fictional sex scenes in the blog here.
That doesn't mean I want to engage in cyber-sex with you. I simply don't play along. If you ask me what I'm wearing, of course you want me to say "nothing" or "a schoolgirl uniform" or "sexy panties". I'm going to tell you the truth - jeans and a baggy, faded t-shirt. You're going to say "thts sexy" and keep plunging into your fantasy. You're going to say "thts sexy" no matter what my answer is. This is why I don't care to attempt cyber-sex. Nothing you're going to say is going to turn me on or even remotely intrigue me. It's actually going to disappoint me that you need my help with this. Please save us both the trouble and don't even ask. Also - no, I do not want to watch you jerk off. I don't have a webcam. I don't want to watch yours.

Also, as far articulate, intelligent chat partners and my posting of sex scenes goes, that doesn't mean that I want a random 1,000 word PM about what you'd like to do to me. This ESPECIALLY does not mean that I want the same random 1,000 word copied-and-pasted from you multiple times, and it really REALLY does not mean that I want a PM obviously written for some other woman. (When you continue to reference my "big glorious tits" it's pretty obvious you either a) haven't actually looked at my photos or b) don't bother to edit your stock fantasy.)

Ok. I'm done blathering on about this. Like I said, I wasn't targeting anyone particular. These are very common (at least in my experience) situations and I just wanted to offer my slightly skewed, slightly sarcastic opinion on the subject. And hey, if anyone bothered to read this entire post, thanks!

Had a hell of a lot of fun with tonight's photos. There's another 15 or 20 in store, along with a short and (hopefully) entertaining explanation.

As always, let me know what you think.

BW

Exactly how many "Bang Brothers" are there? *chuckle* Seems like every time I go randomly surfing for porn, 95% of what I find is a BangBros site.

I can pick them out almost instantly because they all seem to follow the same format - 4 or 5 teasers, 3 or 4 photos for each one, and a cute little story to go with it. It's the stories that bother me.

For example:
"Rosa was actually my maid… but one look at her tits… made me realize, that cleaning is wasted time, when u possess titties like theese... She cleand my cock like she did my apartemnt! Spick and span baby!!!! Just how i like it! And when it was all done, i gave her a tip, much wetter than a dollar! Just wait tilll u see how I pay for the service."

Come on. Is this copy actually the selling point for your site memberships? Do you actually sell fewer memberships when the copy is believable and/or written as though it actually is from an adult perspective and not a text-messaging kid?

As a relatively well-educated, well-spoken adult, I am distracted by things like this - not turned on, intrigued, or willing to part with my money.

I'm also highly amused by the "Taylor Bow" approach. I don't buy into it myself, but the webmaster tried pretty hard to make it believable and according to some third-party reviews the content is relatively well done.

Something else that makes me laugh - the titles of adult DVDs.
"My Fat Wife Likes It Black"
"The Realtor Is A Horny Slut"
"Anal Girls of Tobacco Road 4"
"It's A Mommy Thing 3"
"Fuck My Mom And Me"
"Knock Up My Mommy 2"

I did manage to appreciate this one: "Bitch and Moan - All Girl Sex Fest"

I could never walk into a store and buy things like this. I'm sorry. Even if that's precisely what I was looking for, I couldn't do it. Not out of shame from the content, mind you...shame from the lack of ingenuity, creativity, and artistic sensibility.

(On a side note, the "mother" ones really do bother me, in a "that's completely disgusting" sense. I'm sure it's not really mother-and-daughter in the videos, but it's still creepy.)

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