bodyform's blog post - women invasion

hmm i've just been thinking about how women in the workforce can upset the apple cart.

i'm driving the other day and turning a corner and there waithing to go in the opposite direction is a truck, ...same size as mine,...and behind the wheel is a young girl.

i'm seeing slim arms and a peek of soft breasts encased in a light top with shoe string straps..... i kid you not, this girl looks like she's just been doing a spread for a fashion magazine.

coupla days later, i see another. shes in a learners truck, a double axle job and she is the cutest thing and looks like she's just fallen out of a fashion magazine.

what th'....ok, this is my problem.... i work ad hoc and when i finish a job i sign off and wait for another job.

you join a queue and work is allocated to the next person BUT, there's nothing to stop queue jumping.

now, lets call her Jane. Jane lets the operater know she wants another job and th operator says "no way! fuck off Jane!! Pete's in line for th next job, he's been waitin for 3 an a 1/2 hrs. you know Pete, the butt ugly old guy with skinny hairy legs and smells like diesel an sweat....., he;s getting this job cus he's next in line and the jobs a real plum!......NO, THAT DOESN'T REALLY HAPPEN!

the operater hears Jane's seductive voice an remember's th last time she called into the office...wearing those lil cut off denim shorts and the lil strappy top ...an her leanin over the dest showing her beautiful girly bits....and him lookin at the valley between those perfect breasts an HER smelling like honeysucke an vanillaan that gorgeously seductive smile.....
and by now his cock is throbbin so hard its knockin against the underside of the desk as his eye's feverishly search the computer for a job ..an he says (completely ignoring poor Pete whos now been waitin 3 hrs and 45 minutes ) "oooh look here, a beaut jobs jus cum up and its perfec for a beautiful girl like you"

i mean ....wtf.....wot chance have us guys got.....we'll all starve to death! we're doomed i'll die in my truck waitin.