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cumonelizabeth's blog post - Elizabeth Mary Gee by the numbers.

Sunday, May 12, 2019, 2:03:27 AM

Well I've been on this planet for 40 years today. As I lay in bed reflecting about my life it got me thinking about what I've accomplished. My latest partner has just finished with me. I'm still horny and have taken a stroll down memory lane.

I've had 338 unique partners. That's only 8 a year since I was born. Less than one new mate a month.

Most cum back for seconds. Thirds. Fourths. I've had some guys cum on me dozens of times. There are three guys right now nearing triple digits. Say the average was each guy did it 8 times.

338 *8 I've had 2,704 loads splash over me.

5408 balls drained

Say each guy is an average of 6"

2,704 *6 16,224 inches of dick

16,224 / 12 1,352.ft - 1/4 mile

A guy usually cums an ounce each time. 2704/128 oz - 24 gallons of cum sprayed on me in My 40 year history.

It all makes me feel old.

Happy birthday to me.

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MilesLong66	12-May-19 3:55:03 Happy birthday, Elizabeth! If you took those 2704 cocks (338 partners multiple times) and lined them up, end to end, you would have 1/4 miles of cock. But, if you factor in the number of strokes that it took for those cocks to cum, now you're talking serious mileage. If you assume 100 strokes (50 in, 50 out) at 6 inches you wind up with something like: ((100 * 6) * 2704) / 12 = 135200 ft or 25.6 miles Think about it, you're only 40. You still have a lot of good miles ahead of you!! :)

crazy17222	12-May-19 10:20:06 Happy Birthday!!

cumonelizabeth	12-May-19 11:03:55 Omg.... I could have run a marathon!!!!

LOVEXXXPORN	13-May-19 2:39:01 Wow! Perhaps you should change your profile name to HotMath.

nosanity	6-Sep-19 16:20:18 Never mind running...……...there's other kinds of marathon Elizabeth!!

Perversius	4-Feb-20 6:04:54 Mmmm you're such a nasty girl. I would love to add to those totals

NarcissisticNympho69	27-Nov-20 3:13:55 Work out the length x by the number of insertions = no of miles of cock you have had = then divide by time and get the mph of cock in your pussy!! Sounds delightful what you do -well done!!

MaKc	20-Aug-21 9:10:18 It's not age ("It all makes me feel old"). It's experience.

cumonelizabeth's blog post - Elizabeth Mary Gee by the numbers.

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