A man goes to his doctor complaining about migraines. His doctor tells him, "I also suffer from the same ailment. Every time I get one, I give my wife oral sex. When she has an orgasm, she tightens her legs around my head which gets rid of the pain. You should try it sometime." Two weeks later on a return visit, the patient tells his doctor, "Your suggestion worked and I'd like to tell you that you have a very nice house."

Q: What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?

A: They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

This has got to be one of my favorite parts of white chicks.. Too funny.. lmao

I found this quote to be quite magical...

You can talk with someone for years, everyday, and still, it won't mean as much as what you can have when you sit in front of someone, not saying a word, yet you feel that person with your heart, you feel like you have known the person for forever.... connections are made with the heart, not the tongue

I'm getting ready to go out and buy some sunscreen, and this song crossed my mind, the most empowering advice and words for anyone...

I don't think I've ever seen this much snow ever


This was the view coming home

I so wanted this pic in my Gallery, the pic is a bit blurred, but has a Dreamy feel to it, imo, so here it is as a blog

Start with my lips, kiss my lips with yours, work your way down to my Nipples, spend some time tracing my nips slowly, with the tip of your tongue...

Work your way down, kissing my neck, down to my Navel, there will be a treat waiting for you there a (Life Saver), take it in your mouth and suck it a lil, than feed me it with your mouth...

Continue down to your next treat, savor the flavor and feed me again passionately, with lots of French kisses, to my Hungry mouth and lips...

Now continue down, to my wet and juicy lips, savor the flavor of my pink sweet lips, dive your tongue in, please be greedy, cuz all the juices will be coming soon all over your tongue and lips..

Now it's your turn for me to work my Majic on you.. mmmmm

I post a pic, because it turns me on.
I get excited when I show my nipples.
I like being Naughty and the possibility of someone seeing me.
I like Flashing my titties on the Freeway, but probably shouldn't say what age I first started, it really got my horomones ramped up...
I'll add more later to this blog

This is in the mail, be here with me soon Moo-Ha-HaH (Evil laugh)