think Im going to shut down for awhile[zone out]...for the reason that there is no response from either my contribution of photos [with the intentional request for input from others] or the 30 or so ones who may visit[if I may assume by observation] regulary on this blog...so, as of now, this blog and whatever photo I may send will be mine to enjoy... which is apparently the case anyway, as I have so tried to share an optomistic and humorous outlook on life as for myself and to others...soooo, no more regards to visitors for now...so,even with 450,000 members I'd figure that someone would be willing enough to add a comment, or to say hello, whether in the photo section or here, and then go from there...yet I now understand that this is a place to come and observe others for the sake of sexual eroticism and me being one of them, and that there is no requirement for social interaction, thus it may be left open for the one who so chooses to do so. I understand as well that in time this will be the case with my own. sooo, I guess I expected too much too soon, and in so doing hadnt given it enough time to evolve...so be it.
happy thanksgiving, Dave.

for those who have read this earlier in the night-eastern USA...I had found numerous typos as when I reread this when posted...so I made numerous edits to avoid embarrasment...so if you would... please read this again...in being the final cut. thanks Dave.
ooops sorry.

ok, been looking around for some "interesting" names as that Im the wondering kind of guy and I have afew...ok alot that I wish to "wonder" about. so let me set this up in saying since this is an adult website then Im sure that all of these people whom have come up with their name has considered as an adult that they knew what they were using as a name for themselves. so Im going to look at these names with candid remarks as I hope would be expected by these people who have offered them, as with a sense of humor. meaning they are adults and were fully aware of what they were doing in choosing a name. right? or were they? wink,wink.
ps. pardon the language, but we are adults here right?
----------------------------------------------------------------btw...for those who are new, you need to go to the beginning starting with "whats in a name...hmmm?" part one and go from there so as to better understand some of the ongoing humor thats being passed from one to the next. ok?ok.---------------
first off:
jackoncam----a new ad. it replaces the old "brain on drugs" ad.
snake----where!... I dont see it!
2n2it----so, threes a croud?
aim_2_tease----Im tellinya, y'better leave that snake alone.
niceguymackay----yea, what a trooper.
ladyredmen----1)al capone[dress] 2)bill clinton[lips] 3)rob lowe[underaged virgin]
denjef----look, you know the program here...first you, denjef ok?
dick_3----a new shaver for the intimate guy.
buckytoo----must been born in a barn huh.
studboysouth----cant spell...its studboysouch.
Zipperdad----didnt work did it?
beer1933----I wouldnt try and drink that if I were you.
President_evil----now I see why USAwife doesnt want to be found.
dodobill----look! I didnt buy no stinkin dead bird, ok?
shaveandshave----just a dick_3 ripoff.
phillytime----buckytoos' brother.
butterfly----look, see? I told you he hates margerin.
pussypounder1----notice:12 volt car battery not included. wink.
camslut_girl----y'know shes been barred from three different cam stores already?
divers1----searching for the rest of mark.
bill15844----still trying to say I bought this extinct bird. I think theres three left on ebay though.
fantasyguy----yea, and Im sweetlilred.
Rocker_Doug----shes almost asleep. then we can go and drink some of that "vintage" beer1933 you bought on ebay. he,he.
crazylilppl----yea, sould have been called the wizard of odd.
leolover----shhh, dont tell the romans that!
Johnseven----Johns even...hired coolasice for a personal score.
MissP---- what kermit doesnt know, wont hurt him.
SXYBBWIFEY----so, pm mee okayee?
onrapee----meet SXYBBWIFEY. he,he
joeyimpala----sooo, y'wanna see my funhotrod???
sazerbazer----man, quit drinking that beer1933 shit! I cant understand a word your saying.
Japussy----Jamaica changed names to better suit its style.
memphisblues----so move.
debnpaul----prostate massage.
lizareliant----hey babe. get me another one of those beer1933s would ya?
andydance----aunt B. I think you have had enough beer1933 ok?
nude_lady_1----where!... I dont see her.
agotsilac----look, a minute ago you said, sazerbazer...just go and sit down somewhere ok?
peterparker----picked a peck of prunes?<<<the one that didnt make it to the top.
soccer_balls----diagnosis at the hospital for some guy called athleticmarriedguy.
freakscene----crimescene photos, taken in athleticmarriedguys house.
urdarkside----no-I-am-not!
Lender----thanks, Ill have her back by six ok?
CunnyBunny----meet rabbit ...
sexlord----looks like hugh hefner just joined.
goodidea----hey! what if we used two 12 volt car batteries instead of one. hmmm?
tom----nooo, its David. geeez.
SHOWOFFTX----where!... I dont see it.
GMAN----nahhh, just leave the beer1933. who would want to drink this stuff anyway??? funny, if years from now somebodys still trying to sell this shit...he,he,he,ha,ha,ha... and they'd probably come up with a name like ebay,he,he,ha to keep em coming, like... by the bay... ha,ha,ha,ho,ho,ho,he,he...st-st- stop it your killing me GMAN! he,he,ha,ha,ha!
right. never in a million years. back to work guys the laughs over.
suzy----nooo, its David. geeez.
sexbrain----gimme a minute to find it, its here somewhere.
Cocksmith----I tried to get in but it dont work...could you please comeover.
milfnextdoor----hunny, where were you?... I was just over talking to the milf next door dear.
ILL_babe----just dont throw up in my hotrod ok?
-Error- ----duz not compute!
microdick----bill, shouldnt we change the name to a more user friendly name? like ummm, microsoft or something?
KuntHunterafterU----meet athleticmarriedguys' wife. wink,wink.
Simon_says----I just read where twenty people died from drinking this stupid vintage beer1933. idiots. I wonder who was dumb enough to sell this shit anyway?...
allatonce----woa buddy, dont drink that shit so fast...its vintage beer1933.
Nofear19----typical teenager...wonder if I could get a few pointers fromum?
undecided1----look, freddie-fred...stop the name changes ok?
doggie_fuck----hay! sam! lookee here, ever seen a saintbernard and a toy poodle? man! look at th-stuffing fly!
joint----a place for BAD people.
nickelbag----look, all you'll get out of it is the joint.
Imight_tellyou----hey babe! this beer taste great, whats it called again???
till next time...Dave.

I had a chat with mountainman the other day, so I shouted, GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER! numbernumbernumber...ILL CALL YOU! callyoucallyoucallyou...
and so he shouted back, 4444444 and I wrote it down. but then he shouted, 5555555 sooo I wrote this down. then came another and another... man would you believe that this guy had seven phone numbers? and so after returning home I thought Id give him a ring, well guess what? none of them worked...kept getting this "not in service" crap. thanks mr. mountain. must be a joke or something. Ill ask him to shout it again later. tee,he,he. awww, c'mon you guys... I thought this was good myself.

wow! I just woke up from this bad dream I had, and I felt compelled to write it down...I dreamed that I had a BIG penis. like you know, one of those with only two directions to go fowards and backwards. no thanks, I prefer my model...it goes forward and backwards, side to side, round and round, up and down, and in and out. ohh, the pleasure to manuver.

y'know this time diff. is really playing with my head.
so I think Ill place "my" time at the top. as in eastern time USA. wish I could do that with other stuff around here as well. wink.
and now the next three days off. yeehaa!
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I found a blog the other day by a woman who appears to be quite relaxed in her inhibitions of herself, as in what I have seen of her in her collection of photos, and as of now possess the most in what I call the "bend over" photos...like the shot was taken from behind. catch my drift?? now this is my most favorite "pose" as it were. and I will be submitting some myself later. yet this "relaxed" woman has created one of the most uuuum, interesting? blogs I have seen. now given that she had only eight entries into her blog, I thought I would visit to see what this woman had on her mind as she was so comfortable with her abundant "bend over" shots. and boy was I wrong...this woman is so relaxed that she has been able to put into words/text...her entire history of school, dating, relationship, marrage, and the married life that she has gone through. Im talking a book here folks. and to put it into better perspective, you all know about the slide bar [I guess] thats on the right at the edge of the page, so that you can slide it up or down to move the page. right? well I call this "the elevator" and so as when the page gets larger thus the elevator that you would move up or down gets smaller and so reflecting the look of an elevator on the side of a building[as I see it] right? get the picture? so now I can offer a better picture now of this womans blog and the size of it, as that the elevator on the right is quite "small" thus giving the effect that the page/building is quite large...VERY LARGE! and so if one was to get on this elevator and try and ride it down just to see how far it would go then be prepared for a ride...is all I can say...now its all good, its her blog yet Im not[personally] prepared to read a "book" on the web.
God bless her intentions.
looks like my elevator is getting there as well...so, seeya!.
he,he. going---up???

ok, first Im sorry that I didnt cont. "whats in a name" as promised this weekend, but it[th-weekend] had started out with a bang and then soon fell to a fizzle. as in I felt like "crap". I felt like I had been practiced on by xxxxSCHITZOxxxx. he,he.
soooo anyway, back to work for two days then off two/err three days, but next sat and sun will be work. its usually fri, sat, and sun but we are cut back now to two days[sat. sun.] so ill be off wed, thur, and fri. after working today and tomorrow...confused yet?
so on the days off Ill be doing alot of wondering about names.
I did run into something this weekend that really warmed me up...no not the sauce but it was doing that on its own quite well ...Im talking about visiting THE CHAT!. yep, I went there. even after I had explained about my first visit to one way back when I joined the net. [read blog. dat(v)way, no not dat(<way or dat(>way...but dat(v)way ok?,ok.]
so where was I?? oh yea...chat. and so logged onto chat and I was completely caught by surprise as to how many knew me and gave me a warm welcome. it was quite a pleasant surprise. yet since I had already allowed Jack black to work its relaxing charm on me I wasnt quite prepared nor was I knowledgable of the chat scene to "try and keep up" as it were, and so here I was loose as a goose with the headphones at my ears with quiet riot cranking out killer tunes and this ever "knocking at the door" ringing in my ears, thus blending with the music and yes I did turn around on the first one to see if what I had heard was real. along with this rapidfire display of abrev. language. whewww. man, I felt like looking in the bottle to see if jack hadnt slipped in a worm just for "shits and giggles". he,he.
now there was a plus to this as it didnt contain any of the "greekshit" that I had fled from before in my first and last visit to a chat. wink.wink
so now, almost time for bed. btw...I mistook 2scumpny to be Zscumpny in whats in a name pt 2. again look...dat(v)way. oops.
sorry folks. so, thankyou for the welcome at chat. Dave.
life is like the brass ring...its there, just keep reaching and never quit.

ok, been looking around for some "interesting" names as that Im the wondering kind of guy and I have afew...ok alot that I wish to "wonder" about. so let me set this up in saying since this is an adult website then Im sure that all of these people whom have come up with their name has considered as an adult that they knew what they were using as a name for themselves. so Im going to look at these names with candid remarks as I hope would be expected by these people who have offered them, as with a sense of humor. meaning they are adults and were fully aware of what they were doing in choosing a name. right? or were they? wink,wink.
ps. pardon the language, but we are adults here right?
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first off:
kinkyfunguy----hmmm,ok?
mountainman----HELLO! hellohello...CAN YOU HEAR ME?! hearmehearme...LETS CHAT! chatchat...OK?! okok...
sweetlilred----yea, and Im the big bad wolf.
familie----look! its sister sledge! [the group]
y**y----I dont see it...do you?
fert69----look, no more tacos ok?
Gina19602----sort of has a new meaning to age denial. he,he
bigredinmass----sooo, how many are we talking here?
midnightdj2----I remember that movie...better than th-first.
mouringwood----I think a very key letter was accidentally dropped while signing up here. ooops.
sexyontbbv----try saying that three times fast.
hotnsassycouple----good name.
lyrics----nice name, you write this yourself?
ireallylovepink----awww, we were just kiddin wit-ya. we knew it all along.
funky---no more tacos for you either.
exhibitguy----shouldnt he be buried??? you cant just keep him around y'know?
bigmeateater----sort of rules me out...again.
two4one----sooo, what can I get for a buck? its all I got.
barracuda----now, hes going places...just as long as its far away from here.
bigd627----wow! wonder what bigd1 looks like.
sweetTITS42dd----I dont think that all men have their mind in the gutter. but could you please send me a pic???
assluver----job security.
Zscumpny----sorry never heard of them...try looking down at the dock.
Hotrod----get in the trunk, y'too dirty to ride up front.
gregsgirl----is this her tattoo??? or does he need to label all his stuff, like gregspants, gregsshirt, gregsnotebook...careful dave, your using up other peoples names here.
girlfan----need an assistant?
xxxxSCHITZOxxxx----must be some form of martial arts...where they throw lethal xxxxCRAPxxxx at you.
expose4u----looks like sharon stone is back.
fattyboy----isnt to bright in trying to meet girls on th-net is he?
smooth----meet barracuda. he,he
orgasmicgal----the latest line in blowups.
Athleticmarriedguy----yea, your going to need all those skills when she finds out and starts to shooting.
oddcock----no thanks we really dont want to know.
nakedguy----meet nakednurdette.
handsfulobreast----say, how 'bout a bucket for these.
southrenmistres----poor thing, had to quit school early...to raise that southren baibe.
stonercreek----a place to get laid...after feeding her a few.
myth----looks like mr and mrs broke up.
fireguy----Ive seen this trick before...it isnt real.
efini----hudinis' great,great grand daughter.
Smiley ----yea, ok. wink,wink
FrenchMan007----ummm, dont be expecting any movie deals soon, the concepts been taken already...and a slight prob. to detail I may add.
freddie-fred----has difficulty in making decisions here.
2for2----wow! lucky man.
bleedwithme----ummm,brb.
sendapic----thanx, but we really dont need any more shovels.
showmesomemore----like I said...I only have a buck, as in...one.
whatacock----thanks, you should hear him crow.
littledick111----mobys' son.
i_really_dont_know----freddie-fred changed names on us.
MEGACUMSHOTER----man, she beat you by a foot!
seafoam----sooo, thats what you get after th-dishes.
always_hard----picking up women has always been easy for me.
dirtydina----thanks for telling me, Ill just go somewhere else and eat.
forthefunofit----sooo becky, why did you eat mark?
domi1961----yea, bad year for stupid people to be born.
cut_cock----whatacock-after a fight.
burgertime---fyi...dont goto dirtydina.
RAILFREAK----damn hobos...we try and keep them off this site. yet they keep finding a train with internet.
marylovescock----great! then you can help me fix whatacock ok?
to be cont.... this weekend.

I ordered a pizza the other night, and so as to make sure that it would arrive fresh and hot, I offered to mention that my street is the one for which I live and not the other street so to make sure the driver goes to my street and not the other street with the same name thats across town. as this has happened. and so to I make sure that they do understand I offer to mention that my street is the one from the tech. school[that everbody knows] thats on the corner just a mile from where I live so that they wont miss it. as this has happened. then I will go on to add that I'm on the street on the left that has all the trailer trash in being the only trailer trash street around, and would be sure not to miss it again.as this has happened. and even further more...I will explain to the guy on the phone that I live in the first trailer trash trailer on the left in being the first trailer trash trailer at the corner of the road from the tech. school and cannot be missed. as this has happened.and so just for an added measure as when I ordered a pizza the other night, as with all the assurances that I could offer as in the past...I had the forethought to mention that there now was this backhoe sitting in the middle of my yard and that even one who should be driving blind would not be able to miss this ten ton earth moving piece of monolithic equipment that has now taken up residence in my front yard.
and sooo, as I had waited for the forty minute time of delivery that had been suggested to me from the store, I decided to take a peek outside on the chance that this driver and I would cross paths at the same time so that I may flag them down in a gesture of hope that they would see me before driving past. as this has happened. but this was not going to be the case, as for the driver had already driven past and was now returning from the end of the trailer trash street and had just begun to turn into my drive, thus assuming that this driver pulling into my drive now was just a last ditch effort to find me given that now I would be the last trailer trash trailer which btw...was originally the first...before heading back to the store and calling me. as this has happened. so...where do I go from here?, as when I order my next pizza? to ensure that it will be delivered fresh and hot? hmmm? I'm already dictating a one page optical assurance of finding me along with ample knowledge to which street that I live on. so, I guess next time and there after, I'll just drive to the store and allow the driver to follow me back to my trailer trash trailer to ensure that my pizza is delivered fresh and hot. or I guess I could place three different spike strips strategically around my Trailer trash trailer to ensure optimum success. hmmm?

oookay, first...got alittle bored yesterday so I threw in a joke about not wanting to hear about my "shit" just so that I can go back and read it again and laugh.
its my blog right? so why not some "self" humor. it beats getting up and looking in th-mirror. tee,he,he.
theeen, I found HER!...heck, my comp. screen needed cleaning anyway, so I thought my tongue would come in handy...as it was already hanging out of my mouth. wink,wink.
didnt do much for her though...she just kept laying there with that sheepish look on her face..."so, maybe she just needs alittle time to warm up"...I thought to myself. so I moved around to the back of the screen and continued my cleaning but with long slower strokes this time, thus giving way to a bit of success, for I began to sense a hum and a buzz eminating from within. "now your getting there dave"...I said to myself, for I could feel the heat begin to rise from within this impenetrable love box which was now showing signs of submitting to my every whim...thus I began to probe, and push, and flicker, my ever stiffening oral muscle, in areas that I'm sure were now becoming buzzed with excitement. "go man go!!"...I shouted in my mind, as the desire to break through this slowly relenting cubicle of lust that restrained this insatiable amount of heat and energy that no man has ever tasted before, yet was now dying to be released from within. sweat began to pour down my brow and my heart was pounding with excitement, for I now realized that I must be close to that on which is now the inevitable. "man I cant believe this is happening" I said to myself..."I must be dreaming...this is too good to be tru..." then I awoke...it was now six a.m. sitting at my comp. and my head was still buzzing from what I thought had just happened was real..."damn,dave!". I said to myself, as the moment of truth set in..."maybe you should better unplug the monitor before cleaning it next time".
bedtime, work t'morrow. say goodnite dave...goodnite dummy