My wife asked today if I would mind going out with one of her friends and her husband....to a strip club. Oh, and they are bringing along a friend, a woman who is bisexual.

HMMMM, what do you think I said?

LOL.


Plans are set for tomorrow night.

Perhaps I'll have some good stories to tell afterwards.

Check them out and be sure to let her know what you think. She's worried you won't like them.

DC

I believe I've mentioned before that our house is the neighborhood hangout. One of the neighbor girls came over tonight and wanted to talk to my wife. It seems she and her boyfriend had sex last night for the first time and didn't us ANY protection. He did pull out but we all know how effective that is.

She started her period the today, the day after and thinks she's safe but she wanted to see if my wife would take her to the health department for the morning after pill, just to be sure.

My wife made some phone calls and learned that while a 15 year old girl can get an abortion without parental knowledge or consent, she can't get the morning after pill without a prescription, which requires a doctor's visit and parental notification.

WTF?? So she can't have the morning after pill to make sure she doesn't get pregnant, but if she is she can go through the difficult decision of whether to have the baby or have an abortion, and then if she decides to do so, have an abortion without parental consent or notification.

Does these seem ass backwards to anyone but me?

BTW, the reason she came to my wife and not her own mother is that her mother is a nut case. NO, I'm not taking the daughter's word for it, my wife knows her Mom well and the woman is certifiable.

Her "birds and bees" talk with her two daughter consisted of "If you have sex before you get married I'll kick your ass. If you get pregnant I'll drag you to a doctor and make you get an abortion"

She also grounded one of the girls for a month because she came home with a hickey on her neck one night, and shut off the other's phone because she learned the 17 year old had accepted her father (they were never married) as a friend on facebook.

She's very controlling and just a wee bit psychotic, so going to Mom was not an option. She came to the one place she thought she could get sound advice and non judgmental help. It's pretty sad that the only place she could turn was a classmate's parents.

Some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids.

Okay, rant over (for now) LOL

DC

See, I know what to do with a woman in the bedroom.

until my wife woke me up about 1:30 all frantic because her dog was choking.

Her 4yo Shih Tzu was making wheezing and gagging noises and it was obvious that she'd gotten something lodged in her throat. My wife said before I woke she'd gotten it up, but swallowed it right back down before my wife could see what it was or get it away.

She was holding the dog and really frantic, which was scaring the dog, so I made her let the dog go. As soon as my wife let her go she ran into the dining room and yacked up half a "Dingo" dog treat. My wife's been giving her these since she was a puppy as a "bed time snack" and she's never had an issue before.



Anyway, she's breathing fine now and I let her out to do her business and now she's curled up against my wife's legs in bed. But now I'm wide awake and have to be up for work in 2 and a half hours.

(SIGH)

Hope your night is going better than mine so far, LOL.

DC

I couldn't resist, I tried HP, honestly I did.

LOL

So we got to the room last night, soaked in the hot tub, and just relaxed. This morning we played , napped, soaked in the hot tub some more, played some more and now...

she says she's to sore to continue, LOL.

Ladies, my wife says if you have trouble with gagging while going down on your man, buy a product called "Great Head" from www.pureromance.com. It works.

She can normally get about half of me before gagging but she was able to deep throat me, all but about an inch, without a problem.

I definitely recommend it. LOL

So, one more night here and we're headed back to the house tomorrow. Oh well, all good things must come to a end, LOL.

cya.

DC

We're going to use it as a excuse for some us time. LOL

Being the parents of a teenage boy, who is on the football team, our house has become a hangout for all his friends. My wife and I have decided we need some time away from the kids, so we're taking it.

I've reserved a room at a local hotel, king size bed, hot tub in the bedroom, etc., and we're spending Weds night through Friday morning there, just the two of us. Yes, we're right here in town and it may seem silly but we figure the money is well spent.

She's been promising for months to let me post some photos on here of us and when we were discussing our little "get away" today she told me to make sure I bring the camera, and the video camera.

Hopefully we'll be able to share a bit of our time with you all.



DC


Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day.

She got invited by a friend to an all girl toy party this Saturday.

Now THAT sounds like a fun party to crash, LOL.

Oh, and the stray cat from my last blog. Still hanging around. She was up in the same tree when I went out to leave for work this morning so I got her down....again.

Then my wife called while I was at lunch and said "There's a cat stuck in our tree out front." FFS! Anyway, I wasn't driving 40 miles one way to get the stupid thing down so I said it would have to wait until I got home.

When I got home it had gotten down on it's own so that's the end of my rescuing cats, LOL.

Yes, she's still hanging around and no Sheepie, I ain't delivering cats.

Hope you're doing well. It's my Friday (I have the next three days off) and I just ate a big supper and am sipping on a glass of wine while perving on NN.

Does it get any better? LOL

DC

Yesterday a yellow female cat followed my son and the neighbor boys home from the bus stop. She's very friendly, and very pregnant.

A few minutes ago I went out to smoke one last time before going to bed and heard a cat meowing...

from the tree in our front yard.

Sure enough she'd climbed the tree and couldn't get down. The lowest limb is about eight feet from the ground.

So at 11pm I'm getting my ladder out of the garage and rescuing a cat. *rolls eyes* Am I a softie or what.

Night all. Oh, and try not to get yourself in a situation you can't get out of, kay?

LOL

DC