i cant tell you who sent me these because i swore to them i wouldn't tell......but this person is an absolute DREAM and is sometimes even an ANGEL

thanks sweetee....awsome stuff!!

I know the timing is terrible as everyone im sure is still grieving from the passing of the Pillsbury doughboy as read on Dixies blog,but unfortunately there has been another sad passing that i regret to share with everyone.
At 4:30am yesterday morning, Alex Schlomberg had passed away at the age of 71.Alex was most famous as the creator of the nursery rhyme "the hokey pokey".He is survived by his wife Sharon and his two teenage sons,Chris and Jack.
Hundreds of fans,freinds and family showed up at the wake earlier today and were all shaken when they went to view the casket.....seems everytime they put mr. schlombergs "left leg in,he put his left leg out.....they put his left leg in...you know the rest"

hi everyone who reads this,which isin't many...lol.if anyone out there is having problems with pages loading slowly,or delays in uploading pictures or sluggish picture windows opening,don't worry.i have just recieved a PM from NN saying that due to the high rate of people viewing my blog it is jamming his servers! seems people from all over the world are jumping on my quest to be the number 1 viewed blog and it is causing some delays for everyone else,for that i apologize. i should also point out that a certain member in the race with me,who has approx. 12,500 more views than me,i don't want to mention there name which starts with "j" and is followed by "u",has been trying to slow my campaign down!!.....please don't PM and ask who i mean as i will not stoop to there level and give you all the "juicy" details.this someone who reminds of me of fresh squeezed oranges,has done everything in there power to slow me up......but thats not going to stop me! i will prevail
P.S.- my sex change operation was delayed as they thought my pee-pee was to small and they were afraid that they might not have enough to work with when they try to re-attach it at a later date...lol.plus my doctor said that he had a real bad case of the shakes due to his heroin addiction this week,but said his hands should be steadier early next week.....ya-hoooooo,were back on baby!!...lol.

seems my blog has been veiwed about 14 times(13 of those by me...lol)...so by that count i am only approx. 12,500 views shy of the lead for "50 most viewed blogs".this may be a daunting task for some,but i plan on getting the lead sometime early next week....i know what your thinking..."hows he ever gonna do that,he isn't even a chick,nobody is gonna look at his blog?" but what you don't realize is that first thing monday morning i am going to have a sex change...i will take and post photos as a woman and cyber every guy that comes into the chat room and says "hot horny hard male ready to cyber". then once i gain the lead in viewed blogs i will change back to being man. my therapist thinks i take things too far sometimes,but i don't see where she is coming from....lol.so watch out syc and juicy i am gunning for you...i know what everyone who reads this is thinkin..."what a waste of blog space!"..lmao.but i was bored at the time i wrote this

i don't know what to do with blogs so i am going to tell a joke on mine.i hope thats ok
a man named joesph is walking along the beach when he hears gods voice from above calling him,the voice says " joesph you have led a good life,you have always tried to follow my example and preach my word and for that i am going to grant you one wish,any wish that you choose as a reward." joesph thinks to himself for a second and then asks god "god,i would like a bridge across the pacific so i can drive my family for vacation to hawaii" god answers "joesph,do you have any idea how great a task that bridge would be too build?,how much man power it would take and concrete and engineering....is there nothing more personal to you that you might want?"...joesph thinks for a second again and says "yes god,i would like to understand woman,what they think when they cry?,what makes them tick?, what" god cuts joesph off and says "you want two lanes or four lanes on that highway?"