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Thursday, July 27, 2006, 3:36:34 AM- A little laugh for my first blog | ||||||
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her > husband. > Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. > "Careful," he said, > "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're > cooking > too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM > NOW! > We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going > to get > MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... > CAREFUL! I > said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're > cooking! > Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you > LOST your > mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always > forget to salt > them Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" > > The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong > with you? You > think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" > > The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you > what it feels > like when I m driving." | ||||||
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