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Hi well im 34 yr old gal likes to have fun.I'm looking for a bi girl or couple in my state.i don't cam with single men sorry guys....I'm married and he knows i'm on here....LOL.
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Monday, December 17, 2007, 6:12:00 AM- the christmas present | ||||||
Christmas Present It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus. So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?" The little boy replied, "I got him from the church." "And why did you take him?" The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it." | ||||||
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Monday, December 17, 2007, 6:08:57 AM- Funny xmas | ||
It was just before Christmas and the magistrate was in a happy mood. He asked the prisoner who was in the dock, 'What are you charged with?' The prisoner replied, 'Doing my Christmas shopping too early.' 'That's no crime', said the magistrate. 'Just how early were you doing this shopping?' 'Before the shop opened', answered the prisoner. | ||
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Thursday, December 8, 2005, 10:55:53 AM- Hurts | ||||||
i was washint my dishes today and i broke a glass it smashed everywhere,Me not thinking i picked it up i didnt feel any pain at all then i was washing down my table and my hand felt all sticky and wet didnt think nothing of it till i rinsed my cloth bloo was everywhere i had split my 2 middle fingers open, So i quickly grabbed my tea towel and put it around my fingers i appyled pressure till the blood stopped but i tell ya what im in bloody pain pardon the pun lmao.... | ||||||
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Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 6:09:54 AM- Here is another that everyone will know its true | ||
One Day After Christmas It's one day after Christmas I'm crabby and I'm broke. I'm so full of ham and fruitcake I think I'm gonna croak. It's nice to see the relatives I wonder when they'll leave. They've been camping in my bathroom since early Christmas Eve. They're eating everything in sight and sleeping in my bed. I been sacked out in the basement with my beagle, Fred. The relatives have all gone out and left their screaming brats. The toilet bowl is all plugged up and I can't find the cat. It's Christmastime at my house, the relatives are here. They eat me out of house and home. and drink up all my beer. I love the decorations, and the sleigh bells in the snow But I wish those pesky relatives would take their kids and go. Those cookie crunchers fed the dog a twenty pound rib roast. His feet are sticking in the air like skinny old fence posts. Now they're in a free-for-all, the girls against the boys. They're fighting over boxes 'cause they're bored with all their toys | ||
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Friday, December 2, 2005, 4:10:17 PM- TRUST IS IT EARNED OR GAVE TO ANYONE? | ||||||
I would have to say finding out a person who u thought was a loving understanding person isnt what u thought....but a snake in the grass have u ever had that happen to u, It dont feel good does it i had that happen to me just last week and they have the nerve to act like nothing happend so the question is should we give out trust like its sweets or should we wait for it to be earned i would like to know what u think? | ||||||
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Wednesday, November 23, 2005, 10:17:38 AM- OK Juicy has talked me into...... | ||||||
Staying her and i had a long talk and its not woth the hassle of losing all of u so yes im staying not going to let those little children ruin my fun in here...So more posts from me to u lot....And more chats lmao u wont be able to shut me up,so in other words u should have let me gooooooo.....LOL..nah im glad im back so look out here comes trouble... Hugs HG | ||||||
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Tuesday, November 22, 2005, 1:17:06 AM- Ok Time to say bye | ||||||
Well i have been on NN for a while now i think its time for me to say goodbye i know i have been a pain in the arse sometimes and sometimes i havent spoken to some,but the ones i have spoken to have made my stay here enjoyable and i will really miss them im not going to name names but they know who they are its a sad day when u cant chat in the room without someone starting their crap and causeing alot of nasty comments to people we are all there for a reason just because noone is paying attention to them they have to carry on.Thats not for me im happy go lucky person who enjoys chatting to people but when i cop crap for doing so then i shouldnt be here.Anyway enough of that crap i respect people being able to say what they want so its best if i go cause if i dont i might end up never allowed back in.so here it is the time i say goodbye its like im losing a limb saying goodbye but it needs to be done...i might come in every so often just to see how everyone is but at the moment its very unlikely but i will try.Bye to all my m8s will miss yas heaps and promise me u will stay horny as always with a heavy heart i say goodbye for the last time with love and kisses HG XXXXOOOO | ||||||
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Saturday, November 19, 2005, 3:41:16 PM- Not long till the man in the red and white suit is coming | ||||||
Hi guys just wanting to know what you guys want from mr claus he is coming soon and i would like to know your wishes and fantasies.And what has changed in you for this year so if you would let me know i would be grately happy lol........... HG | ||||||
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Thursday, November 3, 2005, 1:42:02 AM- Glad to be back full time | ||||||
only so many people knew about this ..... but i had cancer a year ago im glad to announce im clear of it i have missed everyone here at NN u guys r like a second family to me and i cant thank you all enough for the kind words and comments that have been made to me in chat love all u guys and im glad to call you all friends..... HG | ||||||
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Friday, December 17, 2004, 10:36:45 AM- Hiyas NN family | ||||||
Hi i'm back had a bit of a fight with a car but i won...LOL... First off i would like to wish everyone a merry christmas and a safe new year..I hope you all get what you want for xmas i know i wont never get anything off the hubby...LOL.. Love you all and god bless all of you | ||||||
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