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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Thursday, January 11, 2024, 7:17:26 PM- Insight | ||
Drinking non alcoholic beer is like watching porn on the radio. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, January 10, 2024, 7:47:49 PM- When I knew for sure | ||||||
I knew my marriage was over when the only sex the wife and I had was dog style - she would roll over on her side and play dead. ~ | ||||||
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| Tuesday, January 9, 2024, 7:49:05 PM- Perception is... | ||
... when the world sees you as hamburger and you see yourself as filet mignon. ~ | ||
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| Monday, January 8, 2024, 8:20:07 PM- Just breathe | ||
Another sign I'm learning to be patient: Letting that pot, pan or dish soak overnight. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, January 6, 2024, 6:35:57 PM- Sadly true | ||
The only thing I have left on my debit card is my name and expiration date.  | ||
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| Friday, January 5, 2024, 7:59:03 PM- Just a memory | ||
In the eighth grade, I struck out with guys in scoring position for our last out in a playoff game. I swore to myself I would never make the last out ever again. Over the next 30 years, be it playing hardball or softball, I never did again. It's not much of an accomplishment, but I'm glad I kept my vow. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, January 4, 2024, 8:01:45 PM- It all works out in the end | ||
I had four petit fours after dinner last night and paid the price for them at 3 am. Some things really are too rich for my blood. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, January 3, 2024, 7:54:14 PM- I'd rather... | ||
... be 6 ft. above ground than 6 ft. under ground. I'd also rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, January 2, 2024, 7:21:26 PM- Truth is stranger than fiction sometimes | ||
Taylor Swift is now a billionaire. Take a moment to let those words sink in. ~ | ||
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| Monday, January 1, 2024, 7:29:16 PM- Lucky? | ||
It's an old southern tradition for luck in the new year. Your first meal of the day should consist of: Ham Blackeye peas Sauerkraut (or cooked cabbage) Cornbread I'm digging in soon. ~ | ||
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