A new member of NN with only female and age filled in on her profile and no pics left a critical comment on one of our pics.
Isn't it always the way?
We get the odd nasty comment or message and downvoting is rife but we accept that it's all part of being on here.
The good people in the NN community outweigh the bad by far and it's you who keep us here. Thank you!
Do you respond to people like this or just ignore them???
This is how we handled this one through PM's


jizzforfuncouple
How about putting some pics up so people can comment on you too.
Are you shy?

itsmeagain1962
I have standards, would not post pics for pervs to look at, i am sure ur wife feels like a piece of meat.

jizzforfuncouple
This is MJ the female half of Jizzforfuncouple. I am the one that messaged you.
I don't feel like a piece of meat at all.
Did you join NN to be a part of the NN community or just to judge and criticize people?
If it is just to criticize then move on.

Jizz M: you are gorgeous and sensual and wonderful
Jizz M: really?
Ms Jizzy: oh and I have the best lover a woman could ask for
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: could be better could have money
Jizz M: and be able to keep you
Ms Jizzy: no that’s not better
Jizz M: well would be nice to be both
Ms Jizzy: I could never be a kept woman
Jizz M: well when you win the lotto please give me a call... I wont mind being your kept man
Ms Jizzy: ok
Jizz M: how much are lotto tickets?
Ms Jizzy: depends how many numbers and which game you are playing
Jizz M: oh... too complex
Jizz M: lets rather make Epson salt crystals
Ms Jizzy: yes I need to find a sponge
Jizz M: mmmmmm
Jizz M: tampon?
Ms Jizzy: great, hey kids look what mummy made
Jizz M: mmm
Jizz M: and has string to hang it from
Ms Jizzy: maybe not
Ms Jizzy: perfect
Jizz M: ok...
Jizz M: so...
Jizz M: have you an old cap? often foam in them
Jizz M: or shoes
Jizz M: or seats of neighbours car
Ms Jizzy: I think there is an old car washing sponge in the garage
Jizz M: that’s ok
Ms Jizzy: I will cut some off it
Jizz M: mmmm
Ms Jizzy: 1/4 cup Epsom salts 1/2 cup water
Jizz M: shoe polish bottle thing
Jizz M: gosh cant remember
Ms Jizzy: yes that what instructables said
Ms Jizzy: I have studied up on it
Jizz M: a tampon would be very good... why not make one for me with a tampon?
Jizz M: good girl
Jizz M: foam should be easy to find
Ms Jizzy: difficult to transport a crystal tampon to you
Jizz M: mmm true … so I will have to come and look at it … hang it from your car rear view mirror? Very very tasteful!
Jizz M: I tried to phone Toyota insurance
Jizz M: went through 20 press 1 for no service
Ms Jizzy: frustrating I know
Jizz M: press 2 if you honestly think we work Sundays
Jizz M: press 3 to get put through to a series of choices that are more frustrating
Jizz M: press 4 to hear these again
Ms Jizzy: press 6 if you are so silly you are still on the end of the phone.......followed by sit com laughter
Jizz M: yes
Jizz M: press your arse to the chair if you want to start again
Ms Jizzy: when I did the consolidation for my super they had an online virtual assistant that talked to you it was very good
Jizz M: oh ok
Jizz M: well Toyota could at least hire some folk in India who will work at any time … poor guys
Ms Jizzy: puts people out of jobs but the virtual assistant did the job
Jizz M: press 1 if you want to be inundated by Indian telemarketers
Jizz M: press 2 if you want someone else to be inundated
Ms Jizzy: press 2 for clitoral orgasm
Jizz M: press one for anal
Ms Jizzy: 1
Jizz M: press 2 for clitoral
Ms Jizzy: didn't work
Ms Jizzy: 1
Ms Jizzy: 1
Ms Jizzy: 1
Jizz M: press 3 for vaginal
Ms Jizzy: still not working
Jizz M: well it is Sunday….
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Jizz M: there
Ms Jizzy: hold on to your seat
Jizz M: you pressed 1
Ms Jizzy: it's all coming at once
Jizz M: anal?
Jizz M: press 1 for fingers
Ms Jizzy: I was just testing
Jizz M: press 2 for tongue
Jizz M: press 3 for penis
Ms Jizzy: knew it wouldn't work
Jizz M: testing or not it has started
Jizz M: well you have to press your body part next to me
Ms Jizzy: aaaaaaaaaaaah
Jizz M: ok
Ms Jizzy: sex by numbers
Jizz M: 1 for anal, 2 for clitoral, 3 for vaginal
Ms Jizzy: 123
Jizz M: 1 for fingers, 2 for tongue, 3 for penis
Ms Jizzy: 123
Jizz M: greedy
Ms Jizzy: I'm too easy with you
Jizz M: I disagree
Jizz M: you are just right
Jizz M: absobloodylutely perfect
Ms Jizzy: thank you
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: so do you want a 1x1 a 1x2 a 1x3 or 3x1 a 2x1
or a 3x1 or a 2x2 or a 2x 3 or a 3x3
Ms Jizzy: whatever I can get for $1.25 please
Jizz M: well... thats the whole lot....
Ms Jizzy: yes please
Jizz M: and you will get $1:20 change
Ms Jizzy: oww such a bargain
Jizz M: well... cock bottom prices
Ms Jizzy: made me LOL
Jizz M: really?
Jizz M: gad
Jizz M: LOL?
Jizz M: lover over lover? Lick on labia? Lust on lips?
Ms Jizzy: cock bottom price for anal
Jizz M: yes
Jizz M: anal sale
Ms Jizzy: still breaking in
Jizz M: anal?
Ms Jizzy: yes
Jizz M: do you like it?
Ms Jizzy: yes
Jizz M: lots?
Jizz M: so right now would you like vaginal or anal?
Ms Jizzy: yes it's a heat of the moment thing
Jizz M: mmmmm
Ms Jizzy: vaginal then anal
Jizz M: ok
Jizz M: no problem
Jizz M: bring them over
Ms Jizzy: when will you be here?
Jizz M: and some wet wipes
Ms Jizzy: and the Perrier
Jizz M: yeah yeah
Jizz M: Perrier is incidental
Ms Jizzy: incidentally
Ms Jizzy: you are wonderful
Jizz M: so are you
Jizz M: without you I am nothing but a wanker
Ms Jizzy: you are still you
Ms Jizzy: wonderful you
Ms Jizzy: but I like you better with me too
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: mmm
Jizz M: together
Jizz M: soon again
Ms Jizzy: yes xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Jizz M: hello
Ms Jizzy: good evening
Jizz M: good evening
Jizz M: how are you
Ms Jizzy: anything exciting happen today?
Jizz M: mmmmmmm
Ms Jizzy: I'm feeling really cold tonight so I am in bed already
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: nice
Ms Jizzy: only one thing nicer
Jizz M: pity alone
Jizz M: snap
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmm
Jizz M: so... one hundred percent of my attention
Jizz M: had a nice morning hmmm?
Ms Jizzy: must be the swapping of DNA
Jizz M: nice photos
Ms Jizzy: wonderful morning
Jizz M: not sure about the DNA
Ms Jizzy: I met my lover
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmm
Jizz M: it was very very nice
Ms Jizzy: darn strawberry man
Jizz M: bastard
Jizz M: may his strawberries get Verticillium
Ms Jizzy: we'll set up a van next to him selling ice cream
Jizz M: yeah
Jizz M: or just steal his sign
Ms Jizzy: verti = green, cillium
Jizz M: or take photos and tell him they will be sent to the tax dept
Jizz M: yes
Jizz M: a disease of strawberries
Ms Jizzy: cillium is mould?
Jizz M: ahmmmm
Ms Jizzy: no
Jizz M: where did you find that?
Ms Jizzy: I didn't I was thinking of penicillin
Jizz M: cheated?
Ms Jizzy: I should have quit while ahead
Jizz M: it is a fungus
Ms Jizzy: close
Jizz M: Mould is a fungus
Ms Jizzy: we will stand by the strawberryman with a notebook and make a tally
Ms Jizzy: still glowing here by the way
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: no just pretend to make a tally
Jizz M: take a photo of his number plate and his sign
Ms Jizzy: taly my orgasms
Jizz M: mmm
Jizz M: roll on
Jizz M: so... you orgasmed hmmm?
Ms Jizzy: several, was that ok?
Jizz M: well i normally hope I make you do dozens
Jizz M: not sure that 7al is the same
Jizz M: I fret that you get enough when we meet
Ms Jizzy: those rolling ones are hard to put a number on
Ms Jizzy: you satisfy me enormously, stop fretting
Jizz M: well
Ms Jizzy: you are THE BEST lover
Jizz M: I will always fret
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: the best at the MOMENT
Jizz M: but you are the best of all time
Ms Jizzy: THE BEST. <------ notice the full stop
Jizz M: the period?
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmmmm why did they not call it a menstruation then?
Ms Jizzy: being silly here
Jizz M: a menstruation?
Jizz M: not sure
Jizz M: mens tru
Jizz M: mens tru at ion
Jizz M: well when they called it the curse it was bad news
Ms Jizzy: so Springboks will will tonight?
Jizz M: ahmmmm
Jizz M: hey?
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: I havent a clue
Jizz M: I dont think they are trying hard enough
Ms Jizzy: Head to Head:
Played 68 : South Africa 41, Australia 26, Drawn 1
Jizz M: normally they take the wallabies to a very high altitude venue
Jizz M: and Rhodesia?
Ms Jizzy: Last Time:
30/8/08 : South Africa 53 - Australia 8 at Ellis Park, Johannesburg
Jizz M: see Ellis park is 5200 feet
Jizz M: higher than Mt Kosiosker
Ms Jizzy: still 53 - 8 is a big gap
Jizz M: wasnt that in Brisbane
Jizz M: I watched the boks getting trashed in Brisbane about three years back
Ms Jizzy: anyway
Ms Jizzy: I have no idea what I am talking about I just goggled it
Jizz M: mmmm
Ms Jizzy: and googled to
Ms Jizzy: too
Jizz M: well it is an enormous gap
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmm so who are you rooting for
Jizz M: Seven
12.50am: Tri-Nations Rugby
Jizz M: me? I am rooting for Ms Jizzy
Ms Jizzy: ah very good
Ms Jizzy: You might have thought the All Blacks at Eden Park was tough – but the world champion Springboks at home is a step up, even from that.
The one tiny glimmer for the Men of Gold is the game is being played at sea level in Cape Town rather than the high-veldt in Johannesburg or Pretoria where the Boks are virtually unbeatable.
But as Test matches go – this is the Mount Everest of away games. It’s like walking up nearby Table Mountain in a pair of thongs. Very very difficult, but not impossible.
Jizz M: aha
Ms Jizzy: are they wearing thongs?
Ms Jizzy: they will stub their toes poor blokes
Jizz M: well they could take the cable car
Jizz M: or bitten by a puff adder
Jizz M: so how is NN?
Ms Jizzy: a few more comments
Jizz M: mmmm
Ms Jizzy: a few more this and thats
Ms Jizzy: lots of views
Ms Jizzy: a request for me to get a haircut
Jizz M: another?
Ms Jizzy: same
Jizz M: guess what ...
Jizz M: I love you furry
Ms Jizzy: you told me that the first night
Jizz M: did I?
Jizz M: and were you furry?
Ms Jizzy: yes kind of
Jizz M: mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ms Jizzy: you said how long does your pussy hair grow?
Jizz M: well still do
Jizz M: so what’s this toejams name?
Ms Jizzy: I said about the same length as your chest hair
Jizz M: mmmmmmmmmmm
Ms Jizzy: you said "only" let it grow
Jizz M: not grey though
Jizz M: only?
Ms Jizzy: yes grey
Jizz M: I said
Jizz M: only let it grow
Ms Jizzy: words to that effect
Jizz M: aha
Ms Jizzy: only as long as your chest hair
Jizz M: so what’s is this douchbags name?
Ms Jizzy: you would like me to sweep the floor with it I think
Ms Jizzy: nipple lover
Jizz M: 1065 views for BJ vid
Jizz M: ok let me look
Ms Jizzy: I'l check
Jizz M: mmmm
Ms Jizzy: nipple &*^%$
Ms Jizzy: ok
Jizz M: ok
Ms Jizzy: oui, vous dites ce que vous savez bon à vous ne jugez pas que ce que vous attendez allez à la route et est alors le montage le grand pour cette manière seulement pour de grands
Jizz M: gad that was just random words…
nipple &*^%$ penis is 7" in girth
Ms Jizzy: wow
Jizz M: eyes black hair blond
Jizz M: yeah
Ms Jizzy: odd… no wonder he doesn’t want to put up his picture
Jizz M: maybe he is measuring his leg instead
Ms Jizzy: funny
Ms Jizzy: his leg with his penis attached
Jizz M: mmm
Jizz M: or maybe he included the water melon he had his dick in
Jizz M: oh well
Jizz M: let him be… but he can stay banned
Ms Jizzy: I have to go powder my nose, excuse me for 1 min
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: sure
Jizz M: will get tea
Ms Jizzy: back
Jizz M: ahh
Jizz M: that was a very quick powder job
Ms Jizzy: yes ahhhhhhhh relieved
Ms Jizzy: XXXX has had an enormous amount of views of giving YYYY a BJ while he is standing by her car
Jizz M: ok
Jizz M: will look
Ms Jizzy: 1231 in 3 days
Ms Jizzy: oh new ones now...oh goody goody ginger drops
Jizz M: aha
Jizz M: well you got nearly that many from Bj ing me...
Jizz M: and you didnt have to BJ YYYY
Ms Jizzy: thank goodness for that
Jizz M: mmm
Jizz M: gad what is her name
Jizz M: got it
Ms Jizzy: the situation still amazes me
Jizz M: mmm
Ms Jizzy: she commented on your pic the other day
Jizz M: oh okay? I didnt know … didn’t see that
Ms Jizzy: her hubby is obviously comfortable with it
Jizz M: I think he needs to get clean running shoes
Jizz M: apparently
Ms Jizzy: hmmmmm oh well they are having fun
Jizz M: what amazes me is that that it doesnt matter what you can think of doing someone has done it already
Ms Jizzy: yes but there are still firsts
Jizz M: so my darling
Jizz M: name a first?
Jizz M: or fists?
Ms Jizzy: 1st
Jizz M: ok
Jizz M: the first is: .................
Ms Jizzy: you know all my firsts with you
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: but lets think of a first for man kind
Jizz M: Bob et sa Belle
Ms Jizzy: like the step on the moon?
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: yup
Jizz M: Bob et sa Belle has nice pussy hair
Ms Jizzy: did the astronauts try to have sex on the moon?
Jizz M: no
Jizz M: they were all men
Jizz M: and the cosmic rays sterilise them
Jizz M: thats why they always select older blokes
Ms Jizzy: oh I didn't know that
Jizz M: they are vasectomied
Ms Jizzy: but a female went up last time
Jizz M: yeah
Jizz M: they are sterilised also
Ms Jizzy: we could have a lot of fun trying though
Jizz M: many women have been up I think the Russians have had sex
Jizz M: google it
Ms Jizzy: ah so we need to think of another 1st for mankind
Jizz M: did them fuckin ruskie commy bastards fuck in space?
Jizz M: google : “did them fuckin ruskie commy bastards fuck in space?”
Ms Jizzy: google that? ok
Jizz M: amazing what has come up: “And the average drunken Ruskies didn't want the Policos or the Swedes taking .... Fortunately, the Samnites were stupid bastards too and just let them off with a ... So instead, you're just going to read my blog posts about how fucking badass ... Greece and Turkey did their own thing; Commie Russia fought against ...” there are some sickos out there
Ms Jizzy: ahh
Ms Jizzy: someone needs a hug
Jizz M: you? Good. well now I know where to get copy for some answers to men who are rude to you
Ms Jizzy: yes good to know
Jizz M: seems they did have sex
Jizz M: “US and Russian astronauts have had sex in space for separate research programmes on how human beings might survive years in orbit”, according to a book published yesterday.
Ms Jizzy: ok
Ms Jizzy: so we need something original
Jizz M: Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.
Ms Jizzy: you are finding this or making it up?
Jizz M: Me make up anything? Not likely… no imagination at all…….Mr Kohler says: "One of the principal findings was that the classic so-called missionary position, which is so easy on earth when gravity pushes one downwards, is simply not possible."
Ms Jizzy: I have only found: Sex of the moon, is it male or female
Jizz M: female
Ms Jizzy: yes
Ms Jizzy: luna ……… lunum if it were male
Jizz M: Russian female astronauts did have sex in space when they went on a mission to the Mir space station.
Ms Jizzy: any vids?
Jizz M: only of guinea pgs bonking in weightlessness
Ms Jizzy: we could create one, we need alfoil for the spacesuits
Jizz M: yeah or glad wrap
Ms Jizzy: and move in s l o w m o t i o n
Jizz M: my darling what are you doing at 12:50 tomorrow morning?
Ms Jizzy: sleeping?
Ms Jizzy: wrong answer?
Jizz M: so is
Jizz M: 12:50 the same as 00:50
Ms Jizzy: yes
Jizz M: gosh… so I will be watching the Boks and the wallabies
Ms Jizzy: White House To Seek Ban On Gay Sex On The Moon
Jizz M: my darling
Jizz M: shall we blog this ?
Jizz M: excellent idea
Ms Jizzy: sure it is so silly why not
Jizz M: well may have to edit out the YYYY bits
Jizz M: ok let me have a go
Ms Jizzy: chicken
Jizz M: and then you see if you like it
Jizz M: chicken? Me? Yes … will edit it out…..
Oh … that magnesium sulphate … the pressie I gave you this morning … look at http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Make-Epsom-Salt-Crysals/
Ms Jizzy: thats one way to see if YYY really does read our blogs
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: ok... go and do a long wee
Ms Jizzy: oh I enjoyed the rest of the cherries and croissants, thank you
Ms Jizzy: perrier is still I car for future ummmm
Ms Jizzy: future opportunities
Jizz M: mmmmm… doesn’t it roll around a bit
Jizz M: cool
Jizz M: ok
Jizz M: done your wee yet?
Ms Jizzy: don't need to
Ms Jizzy: I will play games if you want
Jizz M: no wont be long
Ms Jizzy: ok
Jizz M: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: lover
Ms Jizzy: insect starting with p
Jizz M: praying mantis
Ms Jizzy: pussy mantis?
Jizz M: mmmm … licks its chops after feeding on its partner
Ms Jizzy: thank you
Jizz M: pussyfly
Jizz M: great place I found for dogging today
Ms Jizzy: you think? it started that way
Jizz M: yes, darn nuisance that strawberry man stopping
Jizz M: next thing three cars while we are pulling up our pants
Ms Jizzy: setting up his stall right behind us
Jizz M: good thing we had cherries already
Jizz M: I guess you could have tried his strawberries
Ms Jizzy: such a good spot too, beautiful big shady trees and the river, perfect
Ms Jizzy: could have advertised cream for the strawberries
Jizz M: yes... only one burnt out car and a few dozen used condoms... and road side shrine
Jizz M: yes... the cream was delicious this morning... hope the NN folk enjoy your pic
Jizz M: those folks could have dipped their strawberries
Ms Jizzy: the setting, oh I seem to overlook those negative things and romanticize the positives a bit
Ms Jizzy: plenty of cream
Jizz M: oh they were positive... I mean the used condoms indicate it is a good spot... often used
Ms Jizzy: and the burnt out car?
Ms Jizzy: a hot spot haha
Jizz M: maybe strawberry man gets kind instead of money.. after all if he took money he would have to pay tax .. and I am sure he loves paying tax as all noble Australians do.
Jizz M: yes hot spot

You're the train inside my tunnel
You're the finger in my glove
You're the gear stick in my gearbox
My god this must be love

You're the drill inside my cavity
You're the handle in my broom
The lead that fills my pencil
I'm your gate and you're my boom

You're the carrot in my crisper
You're the ladder to my loft
You're the pistol in my holster
Mind you don't go off!

You're the sword inside my scabbard
The sausage in my hotdog
You're the French stick in my basket
You're my snake and I'm your log

You're the eel that swims my waterhole
The utensil in my drawers
You're the cork that seals my bottle
Yes it's you that I adore

In my engine you're the piston
You're the toothpaste in my tube
The zucchini in my fettuccini
Oh I'm so in love with you

You're the rat inside my drainpipe
You're the log that burns my fire
The banana in my smoothie
Yes it's you that I desire

You're the bottle in my cooler
The plunger in my loo
Your torpedo fills my submarine
Yes my darling I love you

You are my phallic lover
We are a perfect fit
I'd like to do some things with you
If you'd be up to it?

So take me back to your place
And we can have some fun
It feels just right to hold you tight
As we two become as one.

Writer: Arcadia Flynn

Don't act so coy
like an innocent child.
I know how you like
to get a bit wild.

I'm really quite pleased
that you didn't forget
the whipped cream in a can
and the butterfly net.

Now wear the fedora
and those charming black socks,
pretend I'm a bagel
and smear me with lox.

Talk like a pirate
and I'll cluck like a hen
c'mon we've done it before
we can do it again.

My tastes are quite strange
I'm hearing you say,
I can't explain why
I just like it that way!


Written by Laurel Kirkwood

Ms Jizzy: good morning
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: that was quick
Ms Jizzy has started viewing your webcam.
Ms Jizzy: yes very quick this morning
Jizz M: how are your ...........
Ms Jizzy: missing yours
Jizz M: have you been playing?
Ms Jizzy: no haven’t been
Jizz M: ready to?
Ms Jizzy: looking up jobs
Jizz M: so am I ……..my finger touches your pussy hairs
Jizz M: ever so softly
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmmmm
Ms Jizzy: what jobs?
Jizz M: Finger job? brushes fingers against bush
Ms Jizzy: moving closer to feel your warmth
Jizz M: the hairs transmit the touch to your clit and pussy
Jizz M: hmmm
Jizz M: she thinks
Jizz M: he is horny again
Jizz M: but then again
Ms Jizzy: as is she
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: snappily she answers
Jizz M: he touches her bush
Ms Jizzy: melting
Jizz M: and tugs the hairs in a playful fashion
Jizz M: knowing that the mere slightest touch
Jizz M: will make her wet
Ms Jizzy: she hands him the scossors
Jizz M: he scossers her
Jizz M: all over
Ms Jizzy: ooooooooooooooooohhhh scossoring turns me on
Jizz M: scossers her bottom
Jizz M: scossors her ears
Ms Jizzy: we need a new scossorer we have worn the old one out
Jizz M: even... believe it or not … he manages to scosser her nipples
Jizz M: round and round he goes
Jizz M: with the tip of his
Jizz M: tongue
Jizz M: round the nipple
Jizz M: the left one
Jizz M: it is the jealous one
Ms Jizzy: the scosserers batteries are flat she throws it away
Jizz M: yeah ... crappy make ........then the right nipple
Ms Jizzy: yes
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: the right one is the "hey whats going on over there buddy?" nipple
Jizz M: round and round his tongue goes
Jizz M: my tongue actually
Jizz M: and then I touch your labs
Ms Jizzy: she is very horny for him
Jizz M: run my finger up and down them
Jizz M: parting them
Jizz M: ever so gently
Jizz M: up and down
Jizz M: and up and down
Jizz M: are you alone in bed?
Ms Jizzy: kind of
Jizz M: doglett?
Ms Jizzy: yes I don't know why
Ms Jizzy: I never wanted to sleep with a dog
Jizz M: no.... I must confess having a guard dog in my lovers bed is not a big turn on
Ms Jizzy: he chooses to sleep with me not the other way around
Jizz M: yeah
Jizz M: well so do I
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: except that may be mutual
Jizz M: so
Ms Jizzy: I much prefer sleeping with you
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: back to your groaning groin
Jizz M: I am very pleased to hear that
Jizz M: so masturbate but let the dog lie
Ms Jizzy: my groaning groin
Jizz M: are you playing with your clit?
Jizz M: moaning muff
Ms Jizzy: let sleeping doge lie, yes ok
Jizz M: but dont let clit zzzzzzzz
Ms Jizzy: can't find my clit
Jizz M: or puzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy
Jizz M: well let me direct you to it
Ms Jizzy: oh can't see the forest for the trees
Jizz M: touch your anus
Ms Jizzy: found that
Jizz M: then move your fingers round
Jizz M: to your pussy
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: push in your fingers to make sure nothing is nesting there
Jizz M: and that it is nice and moist
Ms Jizzy: nothing there
Jizz M: is it?
Jizz M: ahmm
Ms Jizzy: yes very warm and wet
Jizz M: a hole is not nothing
Ms Jizzy: cheeky
Jizz M: to me it is the world
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: being a life support system for a penis
Ms Jizzy: a wonderful life support system
Jizz M: no pussy no ....
Jizz M: well you know
Ms Jizzy: yes
Jizz M: I would be a man of no substance... penisfreecantpee
Ms Jizzy: still can't find it
Jizz M: so pussy wet?
Ms Jizzy: yes
Jizz M: ok
Jizz M: so moisten your fingers in it
Jizz M: 3 fingers
Jizz M: mmmmmm
Jizz M: nice and wet
Ms Jizzy: done
Jizz M: is your RZ there? I see it is also called your G spot
Ms Jizzy: didn’t find it in there
Jizz M: well try again
Ms Jizzy: g for?
Jizz M: G is for?
Jizz M: snap
Ms Jizzy: groaning groin
Jizz M: well vey hairy so ... gorilla?
Jizz M: ahhh
Jizz M: sorry groaning groin
Jizz M: thats it
Ms Jizzy: gaping gorilla
Jizz M: sorry strike gorilla
Jizz M: girlolla
Jizz M: girllola
Ms Jizzy: girlola it is
Jizz M: back to wet pussy
Ms Jizzy: if you insist
Jizz M: let gorillas swing on
Jizz M: I
Jizz M: absolutely insist
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: so
Ms Jizzy: getting warmer
Jizz M: touch slit with warm wet fingers
Jizz M: and go round and round
Jizz M: and up and down
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: my fingers would love to be there
Jizz M: touching and feeling and my penis is getting hard
Ms Jizzy: yes most welcome
Jizz M: and I am kissing your neck and face ad mouth
Jizz M: holding you
Jizz M: sleeping with you
Jizz M: kissing you
Ms Jizzy: holding you tight
Ms Jizzy: not letting go
Jizz M: touching your breasts
Jizz M: cricky cant spell
Jizz M: today
Ms Jizzy: pressing against you
Jizz M: round and round fingers on clit
Jizz M: round and round
Jizz M: holding your breast
Ms Jizzy: mm
Jizz M: my hand goes to your pussy
Jizz M: I find your labs
Jizz M: open them
Ms Jizzy: feels so good
Jizz M: insert my fingers
Jizz M: deep inside very very deep inside
Jizz M: I touch your cervix
Ms Jizzy: mmm very deep nice
Jizz M: your always push your pelvis towards me when I do that
Jizz M: it makes me so horny
Jizz M: knowing you want me and I want you
Ms Jizzy: an instant reaction
Jizz M: touhing
Ms Jizzy: a magnetic spot
Jizz M: fingers deep in your wet pussy
Jizz M: deep in side
Jizz M: I rub upwards with each stroke
Jizz M: making sure I hit RZZZZZZZZ
Jizz M: rz
Jizz M: in
Ms Jizzy: you do
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: rz in rz in
Jizz M: and my thumb rubs your clit each time my hand goes in
Ms Jizzy: tingling here
Jizz M: rubs it softly a
Jizz M: then hard
Jizz M: softly and hard
Jizz M: rz in clit
Jizz M: rz in clit
Jizz M: so nice I am holding your close to me ...we are wrapped around each other
Ms Jizzy: i want you
Jizz M: I love waking next to you
Ms Jizzy: the best way to wake
Jizz M: hearing you sleep and waking you by making love to you
Jizz M: kissing your neck
Jizz M: holding you
Jizz M: fingers deep in you
Jizz M: from the back as you slept
Ms Jizzy: waking to find you there and horny mmmmmmmm
Jizz M: woke wet and fingered
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: penis hard
Jizz M: but you cant have him yet
Jizz M: you will get him
Ms Jizzy: fondling your penis
Jizz M: but first I want to make you orgasm
Jizz M: over and over
Jizz M: a rolling orgasm
Jizz M: I move down
Jizz M: my head touches your pelvis
Jizz M: your legs open
Jizz M: welcoming my face
Ms Jizzy: jumping in anticipation
Jizz M: my tongue flicks your genitals
Jizz M: a touch
Jizz M: a hint of what i am going to do
Jizz M: lots of tongue
Jizz M: I love your taste
Ms Jizzy: you are so good to me my lover
Jizz M: I cant egt enough of your pussy juice
Jizz M: lots of it more
Jizz M: I suck your clit
Ms Jizzy: plenty there
Jizz M: tongue it while I suck it
Jizz M: mangopip you
Ms Jizzy: aha found clit
Jizz M: suck it in and out in and out
Jizz M: yes
Jizz M: of course I did
Jizz M: suck on the pip of your clit
Ms Jizzy: me too
Jizz M: in and out mangopipping you in and out in and out
Jizz M: slowly
Jizz M: and softly
Jizz M: then hard
Jizz M: mmm
Jizz M: and your fingers go round and round and up and down
Jizz M: I suck you
Jizz M: tongue your lags out of the way
Jizz M: so I can suck your pussy
Ms Jizzy: heaven
Jizz M: my tongue hits your rz
Jizz M: in and out and over rz
Jizz M: rough zone springs alive
Jizz M: and juice flows down your legs
Ms Jizzy: fuck me
Jizz M: lots and lots of pussy juice
Jizz M: fuck you ... of course
Ms Jizzy: now
Jizz M: my penis is hard and ready I turn round and slip it against your pussy
Jizz M: I part it
Ms Jizzy: need to feel you inside me
Jizz M: you raise your pelvis to receive me
Jizz M: I plunge deep into you
Jizz M: one stroke stright in to the hilt
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: and pull out slowly
Jizz M: kinda takes your breath away
Ms Jizzy: more
Jizz M: then in and out
Ms Jizzy: harder
Jizz M: I make sure that as I pull out my penis rubs its whole length against your rz
Ms Jizzy: faster
Jizz M: then in slowly but lots of force
Ms Jizzy: deeper
Jizz M: deep into you
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: raise youe legs in the air ad fuck you deep
Jizz M: deep
Jizz M: as deep as my penis can go
Ms Jizzy: mmmm i love that
Jizz M: then out again
Jizz M: deep in
Jizz M: and out
Jizz M: deep in and out
Ms Jizzy: yesssssssss
Jizz M: fucking you hard
Jizz M: my hands holding your breasts ... quite hard
Ms Jizzy: so good
Jizz M: both breasts
Jizz M: fucking you
Jizz M: and squeezing your breasts
Jizz M: deep in and the s lowly out
Ms Jizzy: feels so good
Jizz M: deep in and slowly out
Jizz M: fucking
Ms Jizzy: yes
Jizz M: my penis thick
Jizz M: fills your pussy from edge to edge
Jizz M: side to side
Ms Jizzy: fill me
Jizz M: I roll sideways as I thrust in
Jizz M: and rub my bush against yours
Jizz M: rub against your clit
Jizz M: fucking you
Ms Jizzy: nice
Jizz M: filling you
Jizz M: wet
Jizz M: ever so wet
Ms Jizzy: wrapped around you
Jizz M: deep in and out hands on your bum now
Jizz M: pulling you onto me
Jizz M: deep in and slowly out
Jizz M: now getting faster
Ms Jizzy: yes
Jizz M: deep in and out deep in and out
Jizz M: faster still
Jizz M: deep in roll on clit
Jizz M: and out and in and out
Jizz M: I can feel your orgasm rising
Ms Jizzy: you are driving me crazy here
Jizz M: you can feel my balls tighten
Ms Jizzy: yes mmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: and still touch your arse as I fuck you
Jizz M: and fuck you and fuck you
Jizz M: deep in deep in trance
Jizz M: filling you
Ms Jizzy: ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
Jizz M: your whole pussy, I fill your whole pussy
Jizz M: and you can feel it is going to burst any second
Ms Jizzy: squeezing you
Jizz M: squeezing me tight
Jizz M: muscles clamp my penis as I fuck you
Jizz M: deeper
Ms Jizzy: milking you
Jizz M: hard to imagine I am so much inside you
Ms Jizzy: as one
Jizz M: holding you kissing your neck and holding you so tight
Ms Jizzy: i want you so bad
Jizz M: we move together deep into
Jizz M: moving like an engine
Jizz M: together
Jizz M: no piston slap here
Jizz M: so tight
Ms Jizzy: just enjoying the pleasure
Jizz M: deep and fucking hard now I want you to cum
Jizz M: no control just you and me together... one being
Jizz M: moving together
Jizz M: together
Ms Jizzy: mmmm
Jizz M: kissing you and holding you
Ms Jizzy: looking into your eyes
Jizz M: rubbing against you ready to cum?
Jizz M: my eyes
Ms Jizzy: feeling your breath
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: kissing your mouth
Jizz M: you can taste your pussy juice
Ms Jizzy: yes
Jizz M: and smell us
Jizz M: our scent
Jizz M: together
Ms Jizzy: smells like sex
Jizz M: our juice
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: smells like fuck
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: mmmmmmmmmm
Ms Jizzy: ohhhhhhhhhhh
Jizz M: mmmmmmmmm?
Ms Jizzy: fill me
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: filling you
Jizz M: fast
Jizz M: ready
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmm
Jizz M: faster
Ms Jizzy: yes
Ms Jizzy: yes
Jizz M: hodling on waiting for you
Jizz M: faster
Jizz M: and faster
Ms Jizzy: now
Ms Jizzy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jizz M: strong sure strokes deep in side
Jizz M: deeper
Jizz M: deeper
Jizz M: strong and forceful
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: wet and juice in side you
Jizz M: bursting inside
Ms Jizzy: breathless
Jizz M: filling your pussy
Jizz M: leaking out
Jizz M: slow down
Jizz M: slow weak strokes
Jizz M: slowly
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: move in and out
Jizz M: holding you
Jizz M: still fucking you
Jizz M: gently
Ms Jizzy: nice
Jizz M: penis still very hard
Jizz M: gentle motion
Jizz M: in a rhythm
Ms Jizzy: nice
Jizz M: mmmmm
Jizz M: mmmm?
Jizz M: are you ok?
Ms Jizzy: yes
Jizz M: mmm?
Ms Jizzy: very relaxed now
Jizz M: did you?
Jizz M: shower
Jizz M: well
Jizz M: i could do an unstrip for you … quickly…. 5C here brrrrr
Ms Jizzy: ok
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmmmm
Ms Jizzy: my lover’s penis
Ms Jizzy: i want that
Ms Jizzy: such a tease
Ms Jizzy: yes lick
Ms Jizzy: suck
Ms Jizzy: kisses
Ms Jizzy: mmmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: there you are.. all done, ready to head off to another day winning bread for the starving family …
Ms Jizzy: yes the day has started great
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: go shower
Ms Jizzy: yes
Jizz M: phone ... 6:36?
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ms Jizzy: ok
Jizz M: grogeous
Jizz M: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxgorgeius
Ms Jizzy: gorgeous even
Jizz M: gorgeous ……… damnit
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: phone?
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: mmmm
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: ok
Ms Jizzy: yes phone 6.36
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: bye my darling
Jizz M: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ms Jizzy: talk soon my lover
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ms Jizzy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ms Jizzy.: hello
Jizz M: how are you?
Ms Jizzy.: I'm good, I've had dinner and settling in for the night
Ms Jizzy.: how are you?
Jizz M: sleep?
Jizz M: we had lamb shanks for dinner
Ms Jizzy.: soon-ish
Ms Jizzy.: aha were they good?
Jizz M: ja…. So so … okay
Ms Jizzy.: the meat so tender it fell off the bone?
Jizz M: no
Jizz M: not cooked enough
Jizz M: but good first try
Ms Jizzy.: lashings of mashed potato soaking up the sauce
Jizz M: mmm … not done long enough it seems
Jizz M: 2910 views of blog
Jizz M: 35017 of us
Ms Jizzy.: heading towards 3000
Jizz M: or 35000 you
Jizz M: 16 made a mistake
Jizz M: and 1 me
Jizz M: 777 people ahve looked at your string
Jizz M: 188 at me showing my tits
Ms Jizzy.: what does that say about the views?
Ms Jizzy.: I have looked longingly at your tits 188 times mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: oh
Jizz M: well
Jizz M: 503 at dungarees
Ms Jizzy.: never once looked at my string
Ms Jizzy.: I need to upload more
Jizz M: oh
Jizz M: well i have
Ms Jizzy.: the vid of me putting on the dungarees maybe
Jizz M: and some firsts
Jizz M: and blog
Ms Jizzy.: yes
Jizz M: speedybee has some nice new pics
Ms Jizzy.: ok
Jizz M: yup
Jizz M: what was for dinner?
Ms Jizzy.: speedybee was very brave showing her face
Jizz M: yes: but she is very pretty
Ms Jizzy.: dinner was ummmm I forget the name of it
Jizz M: ahmmmm
Jizz M: describe it?
Ms Jizzy.: I remembered, frittata
Jizz M: well you will still have to describe it
Ms Jizzy.: grated zucchini and carrot and grated cheese mixed with eggs and put in the oven until brown and melty and yummy
Ms Jizzy.: and ice cream afterwards
Ms Jizzy.: a meatless meal
Jizz M: mmm
Jizz M: sounds yum
Jizz M: would love for you and me to go to europe
Ms Jizzy.: anywhere with you, even Ipswich
Ms Jizzy.: we could do theme nights
Jizz M: yes; take off clothes and fuck theme
Ms Jizzy.: ummmm well that theme is fine but maybe french one time, italian another etc.
Jizz M: ahhh ok
Ms Jizzy.: cheeky: you make me all confused because you make me horny
Jizz M: horny; you are horny?
Ms Jizzy.: 'mmmmmmm : always when you are around
Jizz M: you are awake therefore you are horny
Jizz M: although sometimes, you are when you sleep also
Ms Jizzy.: I think therefore I am?
Jizz M: you think therefore you cum
Ms Jizzy.: is that so?
Jizz M: I think so
Ms Jizzy.: horny when I sleep?
Jizz M: I have not found a woman as horny as you
Ms Jizzy.: I guess so
Jizz M: yes
Ms Jizzy.: surely you have
Jizz M: the other night I fucked you and you didnt wake up
Jizz M: 6 times actually
Jizz M: making a record 7 for the night … well 11 actually
Ms Jizzy.: I was so exhausted from fucking you when you were asleep that’s why
Jizz M: ahhhh, well I thought you had fucked me dry
Ms Jizzy.: we can both play at that game
Jizz M: so was surprised to find I had a stiffy when I woke
Jizz M: and decided
Ms Jizzy.: I used ice cream sticks and elastic bands to keep you up while you were sleeping
Jizz M: that maybe you would like a little
Jizz M: ahhh
Jizz M: that would explain it
Ms Jizzy.: maybe? hmmmm absolutely
Jizz M: I guessed you might
Ms Jizzy.: you guessed right
Jizz M: nice it was a correct guess
Ms Jizzy.: surely other women are as horny as I am
Jizz M: surprisingly when you are married to someone you guess less and less accurately… until you realise that security diminishes desire.
Jizz M: I am sure there are some
Jizz M: but I dont know of any
Jizz M: not really testing the water either
Ms Jizzy.: not my sister, I got all the horniness I think
Jizz M: mmmm
Ms Jizzy.: not really
Jizz M: a cultural thing
Jizz M: the more cultured the less horny
Jizz M: actually that is wrong
Jizz M: you are cultured
Ms Jizzy.: cultural? my sister and I had the same parents and environment
Jizz M: yes
Jizz M: same with mine
Ms Jizzy.: I am cultured? how? like yoghurt ?
Jizz M: I think my father shagged a few women
Jizz M: you cultured
Jizz M: you dont say fuck
Jizz M: a lot
Jizz M: or spit
Ms Jizzy.: oh .. I fart though
Jizz M: and you stop me putting my hand up your skirt in public
Ms Jizzy.: cultured farts
Jizz M: but pussy farts dont count
Jizz M: and farting “god save the queen” is a class act
Ms Jizzy.: mexican pie farts
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: again have not done those again
Ms Jizzy.: well you introduced me to anal and that is the result
Jizz M: I dont mind at all; are you glad we did anal?
Ms Jizzy.: yes of course
Jizz M: mmm
Jizz M: It took a bit of convincing
Ms Jizzy.: yes it as a bit taboo for me
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: yes... must confess I find it very very
Jizz M: ahmmmm
Jizz M: whats the word
Ms Jizzy.: it is a different kind of orgasm though
Jizz M: enjoyable
Jizz M: wonderful
Ms Jizzy.: exquisite
Jizz M: yeah
Jizz M: exquisite
Ms Jizzy.: ex sqeeze it
Jizz M: yes … wonderful description of anal
Jizz M: mmm
Ms Jizzy.: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: clever girl
Ms Jizzy.: but you have done it before
Jizz M: never to me
Ms Jizzy.: I can get a strap on if you want to try, you might end up an anal whore like me
Jizz M: you are not a whore
Jizz M: my darling I need to sleep
Ms Jizzy.: yes go to sleep my much adored lover
Ms Jizzy.: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: jeepers … yawning
Jizz M: will see you here tomorrow
Jizz M: ok
Jizz M: and car ok?
Jizz M: ok
Jizz M: have a safe trip: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ms Jizzy.: thank you
Jizz M: ok
Jizz M: sleep well
Ms Jizzy.: sweet dreams
Ms Jizzy.: in your arms
Ms Jizzy.: entwined
Ms Jizzy.: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: good night
Ms Jizzy.: good night
Ms Jizzy.: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: kisses on your lips
Ms Jizzy.: mmmmmmmmmm
Ms Jizzy.: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: ciao bella
Jizz M: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ms Jizzy.: ciao bello

Jizz M: hello my darling
Ms Jizzy.: good morning
Jizz M: good morning
Ms Jizzy. has started viewing your webcam.
Jizz M: sleep well?
Ms Jizzy.: mmmmmmmmmm first person I see in the morning
Ms Jizzy.: I woke earlier around 1 and didn't get back to sleep until 3 then just woke up again
Jizz M: well here you are let me show you the first penis of the day
Ms Jizzy.: it will be the only penis of the day
Jizz M: might not if the darn thing doesn’t un freeze
Jizz M: off and on again
Jizz M: ok there we go
Ms Jizzy.: mmmmmmmmmmmm
Ms Jizzy.: lick suck
Ms Jizzy.: kisses
Jizz M: mmmm thank you
Ms Jizzy.: made my day already
Jizz M: cold today... supposed to be getting a cold front coming in from the Antarctic
Jizz M: are you still in bed?
Ms Jizzy.: its warm in bed maybe I'll stay here then
Jizz M: loved the comment you added to Frankyjays blog...and foxi's
Jizz M: so all alone huh?
Ms Jizzy.: can't remember the comment, must have been sleep commenting
Jizz M: some fellow wants to see us on cam
Jizz M: ahhh... well it was about her being drop dead gorgeous
Ms Jizzy.: I was surprised no one else put that already.
Jizz M: well … very true she is absolutely gorgeous… will you excuse me for three minutes ... need coffee
Ms Jizzy.: of course my lover
Jizz M: well ... takes a witty and pretty and bright lady like you
Jizz M: back in a tick
Ms Jizzy.: ok
Jizz M: warm up while I am gone.... cybering soon
Jizz M: ok
Jizz M: hello… so
Ms Jizzy.: so so
Ms Jizzy.: hello xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: the house where you park when you slip in to visit me here ... well the one next to it actually, caught alight last night ... so had fire engines and police ...
Ms Jizzy.: oh that’s terrible news
Jizz M: not too bad… I think just chimney fire … so darn cold here at the moment so lots of people have fires.
Ms Jizzy.: the dream I had before I woke up earlier was that you were sleeping next to me, very nice…
Jizz M: ok… well I was … I always sleep next to you …
Jizz M: so now
Jizz M: do you remember the other night
Jizz M: when I woke up next to you
Jizz M: holding your breast
Ms Jizzy.: yes
Jizz M: and kissed your neck
Ms Jizzy.: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: and you were so so wet
Jizz M: wet now?
Ms Jizzy.: yes you always have that effect
Jizz M: and we had been fucking before we went to sleep
Ms Jizzy.: mmmmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: touch your pussy rough zone and tell me how wet you are?
Ms Jizzy.: very
Jizz M: mmm did you touch it
Jizz M: and are your computer keys getting wet also?
Ms Jizzy.: still am
Jizz M: mmmm
Ms Jizzy.: typing one handed
Jizz M: kissing you, touching your breasts
Jizz M: just type uha so I know you are there
Ms Jizzy.: mmmmmmmmmmm
Ms Jizzy.: I'm not going anywhere
Jizz M: or type “gosh my lover that is a very exciting aspect of our sexual relationship, I am delighted you drew my attention to it"
Jizz M: uha
Jizz M: my tongue goes down your spine
Ms Jizzy.: uha
Jizz M: slowly and gently
Ms Jizzy.: yes
Jizz M: wet line down to your sacrum
Jizz M: you part your legs
Ms Jizzy.: warm wet
Jizz M: and my tongue comes down further
Ms Jizzy.: mmmm
Jizz M: I part your bum, hold open your cheeks
Jizz M: and tongue your rim
Jizz M: round and round your rim... my tongue goes into your anus ... a little bit and a little bit further … mexican pie
Ms Jizzy.: legs getting heavy already, very relaxed here
Jizz M: round and round
Jizz M: then I tongue the nice bit between your arse and your pussy
Jizz M: my fingers have found your clit already
Ms Jizzy.: tickles
Jizz M: and go round and round.... up and down
Jizz M: tickles? yeah ... well I suppose it would
Jizz M: fingers round and round tour clit
Ms Jizzy.: like when I was walking up the stairs ahead of you and you put your hand under my skirt, that tickled so much I could hardly stand
Jizz M: Me? If you remember I was in front? that bloke behind you must have done that! Cheeky fellow! And you didn’t notice it wasn’t me? Hmmmm!
Ms Jizzy.: oh that JizzM you have to watch him
Jizz M: other hand holds your breast, squeezes your nipple
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: ahmmmmm
Ms Jizzy.: reacting to the memory of your touch
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: so my hand touches your nipple
Ms Jizzy.: lovable rogue
Jizz M: and squeezes your nipples
Jizz M: and my other goes round and round your clit
Ms Jizzy.: surrendering to the pleasure
Jizz M: my tongue opens your pussy... beautiful pussy hair... nice lots so soft
Ms Jizzy.: feels so nice
Jizz M: my tongue goes into your pussy
Jizz M: on a mission to find your Rz
Jizz M: it finds it...
Ms Jizzy.: always feels heavenly
Jizz M: and I taste your juices which are pouring now
Jizz M: your pussy likes my tongue … deep inside … deep as I can go
Ms Jizzy.: it certainly does
Jizz M: my hand moves round and my fingers touch your arse.. you react by pushing your pelvis into my face.. I suck your pussy
Ms Jizzy.: mmmmm
Jizz M: nibble your labs... they are very swollen
Jizz M: so is your clit
Jizz M: I am watching it as I attend to your pussy
Jizz M: it is pouting ... wanting me to suck it ... but is can sulk
Ms Jizzy.: I'm watching you
Ms Jizzy.: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jizz M: I am sucking your pussy first
Jizz M: my tongue goes in
Jizz M: juice all over my cheeks and lips and nose
Jizz M: I touch your Rz
Jizz M: in and out in and out
Ms Jizzy.: squealing with pleasure
Jizz M: do what my tongue is doing
Jizz M: in and out in and out
Jizz M: lots of juice
Jizz M: I move to your clit
Ms Jizzy.: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jizz M: mangopip you
Ms Jizzy.: you do that so well
Jizz M: sucking your the pip of your clitoris... in and out in and out like a mango pip
Jizz M: mmm
Jizz M: you respond so well
Ms Jizzy.: my legs are tingling all the way down to my toes
Jizz M: you know the other night you came within one minute of me doing that
Jizz M: in and out in and out I suck your mango pip
Jizz M: mmmmm ... I love your mango pip …your whole body squirms when I suck it
Ms Jizzy.: yes it is so good to just relax and ride the wave of pleasure
Jizz M: uncontrollably ... so nice so nice
Jizz M: my tongue goes over and over your clit .. along the sides..from the base to the top
Jizz M: I find your urethra and push the tip of my tongue in,
Jizz M: then back to your clit
Ms Jizzy.: you told me the first time we met you were good at cunnilingus
Jizz M: well I still need to show you ….round and round.... up and down
Jizz M: my fingers go into your arse
Jizz M: it relaxes after the initial shock
Jizz M: and I push one finger in deep
Ms Jizzy.: I think I am almost ready to make the announcement that you are
Jizz M: put on some KYJ so it slips in
Jizz M: so deep
Jizz M: mmm
Jizz M: deep in
Jizz M: and sooo nice
Jizz M: I can feel your Rz in your pussy through your arse
Jizz M: I push in two fingers
Ms Jizzy.: I like to feel your penis nudge me there
Jizz M: you make lots of noise
Jizz M: two fingers deep in your arse feeling your Rx
Jizz M: and my other hand is on your clit
Ms Jizzy.: I can't control my reaction I just go with it
Jizz M: I put two fingers in your pussy
Jizz M: and thumb on clit … build the rhythm
Ms Jizzy.: yesssssss
Jizz M: arse pussy clit .. with each stroke in and out in and out
Jizz M: your pussy and arse are full
Ms Jizzy.: you are in total control of me like this
Jizz M: completely full as I finger you
Jizz M: deep inside you
Jizz M: I need to fuck you
Jizz M: to fuck you hard
Ms Jizzy.: mmmmmm I want that
Jizz M: you need to choose which hole
Jizz M: my penis is hard … very very hard … just ready to enter you
Jizz M: blood warm
Ms Jizzy.: nudging my anus
Jizz M: thick
Ms Jizzy.: yes
Jizz M: nudging your anus
Jizz M: lots of juice and KYJ …dripping out of your anus
Ms Jizzy.: so ready for you
Jizz M: I tongue it again
Jizz M: so nice
Jizz M: it is just ready waiting
Jizz M: but still I want to finger you more and more and more
Ms Jizzy.: mmmmmm just for you
Jizz M: deep in you
Jizz M: I feel your cervix in your pussy and can also feel it through your pussy wall through your anus
Jizz M: I want to fuck you now
Jizz M: really badly
Ms Jizzy.: i feel complete with you inside me
Jizz M: deep inside you … deep
Ms Jizzy.: fuck me
Jizz M: which hole do you want my darling?
Jizz M: pillows under your pelvis
Jizz M: ready to enter … push your anus in the air .. feline like
Jizz M: fingers inside you
Jizz M: I touch your anus with my penis
Jizz M: the head feels its way in.. opens it a little
Ms Jizzy.: my anus especially for you
Jizz M: then I thrust deep into your anus
Jizz M: deep in
Ms Jizzy.: mmmmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: I cant believe how deep I am I can feel your pussy from your anus
Jizz M: deep in you … it is exquisite.. so hard
Ms Jizzy.: feel your balls touch my pussy
Jizz M: so tight
Jizz M: I slowly fuck you .. then faster and faster
Ms Jizzy.: mmmmmmmmmmm
Jizz M: and faster and strong sure strokes
Ms Jizzy.: moaning in pleasure
Jizz M: to the hilt of my penis deep in your anus
Jizz M: fucking you hard and now very very slow
Jizz M: I don’t want to cum yet
Ms Jizzy.: so good
Jizz M: I want to savour every second I am in you
Ms Jizzy.: feels so so good
Jizz M: I want to fuck you for a long long time. slow and sure slow and sure
Ms Jizzy.: feeling the pleasure rise even further
Jizz M: I stop and wait to let my rising orgasm subside... and then start again
Ms Jizzy.: engorged now
Jizz M: then fuck you hard and then let my orgasm nearly peak and stop and wait for you to cum over and over, lots and lots
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: feeling myself in you
Ms Jizzy.: needing to cum the sweet release
Jizz M: my hands holding your breasts
Jizz M: you cant move
Jizz M: holding you
Ms Jizzy.: kissing your arm
Jizz M: I am on top your bum proud in the air supported on some pillows
Jizz M: fucking you
Jizz M: deep in you deep in you
Ms Jizzy.: little bites
Jizz M: my darling I will have to cum soon
Jizz M: are you ready
Ms Jizzy.: yesssssss
Jizz M: cum with me
Ms Jizzy.: fuck me
Jizz M: cum now my darling cum
Ms Jizzy.: fill me
Jizz M: orgasms together
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: arghhhh
Ms Jizzy.: cumminggggggggg
Jizz M: cum deep in your anus
Jizz M: pours in
Jizz M: squirts into your anus … deep inside..warm
Ms Jizzy.: feel it trickle down
Jizz M: lots and lots
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: gosh
Ms Jizzy.: so intense
Jizz M: are you okay.. slowly penis relaxes
Ms Jizzy.: I'm fine
Jizz M: and juice pours out as it slacks off
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: and we lie together
Jizz M: sleep
Jizz M: covered in jizz
Ms Jizzy.: enjoying the moment
Jizz M: mmmmm
Ms Jizzy.: exhausted breathe in deeply
Ms Jizzy.: breathless
Jizz M: you ok?
Jizz M: phone me?
Jizz M: now? just for one minute?
Ms Jizzy.: ok
Jizz M: my darling …