happy winter solstice. the longest night of the year, enjoy it to the fullest =). from now on its going to get lighter, summer is just around the corner, lol

april 9 2004 my first blog.
I just reread it all along with the comments for the first time, boy do i ramble! why do you read it?!
These next few weeks are going to be busy ones for most, so im getting in an early seasons greetings.
Be happy healthy and stay safe NN family.
Love juicy

happy anniversary! may you have many more.

my daughter went up north with family friends today. it was snowing and the roads were bad. on the way back an elderly couple rolled their car right in front of the car she was in. no one was seriously hurt and the ppl she was in the car with were fine. she was a little hero today. being the smallest one there she was able to climb into the wreck and retrieve the elderly ladies purse for her. doesnt sound like much but i imagine that lady was so shaken up that was all she could think about, and my baby helped her. right now i cant wait till she is home safe in my arms. im so proud of her.

1 THE AVERAGE WHAT IF WELL WRAPPED WILL LAST 25 YEARS? (FRUITCAKE)

2 ALAN SHEPPARD, THE FIRST MAN IN SPACE CAUSED THE CREATION OF MODERN WHAT? (DIAPERS)

3 10% OF THE WORLDS WHAT ARE LOCATED IN JAPAN? (VOLCNOS)

4 NAPOLEAN USED ONE OF THESE BEFORE EVERY BATTLE (RAZOR)

5 SHERPAS SURVIVE WITH 10% LESS OF THIS THAN THE REST OF US (BLOOD OXYGEN)

6 AN ORCHESTRA TUNES TO WHAT? (OBOE)

7 75% OF PPL PREFER THIS OVER THE TOP (TOILET PAPER)

8 ACCORDING TO THE "BOOK OF SEX LISTS" IN WHAT 2 FAVOURITE LOCATIONS DO WOMEN MASTERBATE? (TUB, BED)

9 IN EROTIC FILMS WHAT ACT IS FOUND TO BE MOST AROUSING TO MEN? (GROUP SEX)

10 WHAT PENALTY WAS ENFORCED FOR SMOKING TOBACCO IN LUNEBERG GERMANY, IN 1691? (execution)

TIE BREAKERS

NAME NN'S TWO SISTER SITES NEWBOYNUDES BEACHBODS

One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip....but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then, Mrs. Claus told him that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
Then when he went to harness the Reindeer, he found three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground, and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas Tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you, Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?"

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas Tree

/me high 5's java sand and NN for a job well done today

/me hugs boots super tight tonight

how long are you a newbie? when do you become an old timer? and if you do then where do you go?
nowhere.......
home is where the heart is
g'night

have they ever failed you? do you listen to them? are you willing to change your mind?