While looking for a suitable pic for Mrs.s DC I found this site.. some amazing flowers

[url]http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/rareflowers.html[/url]

feeling a bit down today. Had a doc's appt to go over the results of a test and as usual no good news - ever notice that doctors rarely have good news? Anyways, long story short, I have developed COPD and the onset of emphysema. NO one to blame but myself, I've been a smoker since I was a teen... I've quit a couple of times but always started up again. So now I HAVE to quit, which ain't gonna be fun. I have a prescription for Champix which will help with cravings but apparently it is a derivative of an anti-depressant and one of it's major side effects is - what else?- depression - go figure! So if I don't seem myself, I'm not- I'll beg your forgiveness now rather than later. One of the other side effects is vivid dreams - hopefully some of you ladies will visit me in my dreams and make the experience worthwhile.
Actually, the whole reason for this babble was a random kick in the ass by co-incidence. As I dropped off my prescription - feeling a bit down and sorry for myself- I saw a little girl in the pharmacy. She was about 4 or 5 years old and already confined to a wheelchair. The realization that I have had a pretty good life so far and managed to last 60 years and still be on my own two feet made me kind of snap out of it. That poor kid has barely started life and she has greater problems than my wheezing. I'm not saying I don't still feel a little bit kicked in the teeth but in perspective it's really not that bad.
I didn't write this for a sympathy vote or anything like that, it just struck me that life has a way of putting our problems into perspective if we just open our eyes.
Lastly, friends and acquaintances both.... FFS get OFF the coffin nails before you have to deal with this too. Even people I can't stand should stop smoking.. except for those fuckers that post revenge pics.. them I want to smoke 3 packs a day and suffer ya bastids.. fakers, you can cut back to 2 packs a day.

This is pretty amazing. Mine turned out to be "A Clockwork Orange" which is actually one of my favourite movies.
I was surprised how this worked. Be honest and don't look at the movie list till you have done the math!
Try this test and find out what movie is your favourite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most.
Don't ask me how, but it really works!
Movie Test:
Pick a number from 1-9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3.
Multiply by 3 again.
Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favourite movie in the list of 18 movies below.

Movie List:
1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Sheep
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs Doubtfire
18. Toy Story
Isn’t that something....?

Defence Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.
Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defence Attorney:
Did you know him?
Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
Defence Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him?
Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.
Defence Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my David died some 30 years ago.
Defence Attorney:
What happened next?
Old Lady:
He began to rub all over my body.
Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.
Defence Attorney:
Why not?
Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney:
What happened next?
Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so spicy' that I just lay down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!'
Defence Attorney:
Did he take you?
Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
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has declared that there will be no Nativity scene on Parliament Hill this Christmas.
In their unanimous written decision the court declared that the bad was not for religious reasons but instead stated that:
a) there are no wise men in Ottawa; and
b) the search for a virgin has thus far been fruitless but is continuing.
The Court finalized its statement by conceding that there is indeed a sufficient number of jackasses available to fill the stable

I have never really been one to blog, keep a journal, yadda yadda. I love to read but hate to write so it takes a bit for me to put stuff down.
First the whats:
You won't find here are links to youtube music vids - I think the idea is moronic, I don't care what music anyone else likes and I won't subject you to my musical tastes unless you happen to be driving with me somewhere.
You won't find any copy/pastes of "inspirational" quotes - they are already all over the web and really mean nothing to me.
You may find me ranting about something that really, really pisses me off- not likely because I hate to write but entirely possible.

Enough of that now the whys:
I came here like many others simply because i like to see naked people - real people, not plastic bodied cynical people that get nude or fuck because they are getting paid. Older,younger, bigger,smaller, big tits, little tits, big cocks, little cocks - as long as they are ordinary people i like to look at them.
I occasionally like to post pics because its kind of a thrill and yes, I'm human and sometimes need a little ego boost.
I enjoy reading some blogs for a little insight into people, for a laugh, so see what it looks like around where they are or travel to.
Status can be fun- the people who poke fun at each other that is, not the idiots who tell the world they are horny (doh- get real ya fuckin morons, what else brought anyone here in the first place?)
Chat can also be fun with the right bunch of people - I'm not necessarily the biggest chatter but I enjoy seeing what people are saying.
Last but not least by far are friends. I don't make friends easily, never have. I like to think I am friendly but only a few will ever get to know the "me" .. it's a trust thing and trust, like respect, has to be earned.
So.. that's it, you may now proceed to snarl, snap, leave such comments as you desire or ignore it completely.

So.. about 3 or 4 weeks ago or so I got sick, nothing big just the flu or something. Anyways, I was sick enough to not smoke and thought that maybe I had finally after many years managed to kick the habit ... oh what fools these mortals be.
I have failed. I am smoking again dammit. Not as much as before, in fact a pack of 25 lasts me 4 or 5 days now as I still don't smoke once I get home from work. My excuse for smoking is simple - I don't have one other than everyone should have a vice or two. I don't drink so I guess smoking and pervin NN are mine.. not at the same time though, it can lead to nasty burns in places you don't want lol.
I guess the long and short of it is, I'm still trying to stop so maybe a wish or two for good luck will help.