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Tuesday, July 3, 2007, 7:15:46 PM- 4 more days... | ||
JHC...I am gonna 'asplode. Four more days until our first full swap. We are so looking forward to Saturday. We're meeting at a Karaoke bar for a small low key swing party. We plan on cutting out pretty early to really start the evening. I feel like a teenager. She is sending me nasty text messages every so often and I am Mr nasty right back to her. She is very different than Kat. Kat is reserved and M is bubbly. I am a bit nervous, but I think I will get through it with bells on. I have been with Kat the last 14 years and I really know her body and the right buttons to push. With M, it will be a totally foreign experience. I don't want to disappoint her in the bedroom. Oddly enough, I am looking forward to seeing Kat with M's hubby. He is such a cool guy and I really like him. They commented that we are the first "tech savvy" couple they have met. I was a bit shocked, actually. I mean we live in the heart of Technology, the Bay Area. And, thanks for all the PM's, but we only play as a couple and if we want a single guy, we'll find you. The best thing to come out of this whole experience (besides a free pass for sex with others) is the fact that Kat and I are closer than ever. I grow to love her more and more every day. I am a very lucky man to have her. | ||
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Wednesday, June 27, 2007, 8:26:18 PM- What a perfect night... | ||
Last night, we met another couple from the swing site. IMHO, we totally clicked. She is sexy, awesome personality - just the kind of person you always want to be around. He is a funny, down to earth guy who is very intelligent. He and kat have a lot in common. We met at the restaurant at 6:30. She was there before us in a booth in the back. Hubby was coming straight from work so they has two cars. We met at the booth and immediately started chatting. She and I had been YIMMING for the past two days so we sort of 'knew' each other. We talked and talked and talked. Kat and I both agree that on our end, we would love to get to know them further and we see them a lifetime good friends. After we ate, her foot magically appeared in my lap. I started to massage the ball of her foot and gently stroke her calf. I guess she couldn't concentrate. It was very cute. At one point, her foot was looking for my cock....I was so nervous that my cock decided to go to lunch and not make an appearance...sux. After more flirting and talking, we decided to cal it a night. There would have been more to come, however, kats period had started a few hours earlier. We were bummed, but, what to do. She and I had a hug/grabass and a nice big kiss. Kat told me that he gave her a big tight bear hug. I am looking forward to the 7th. We will be hoking up for the benefits part of friends with benefits that evening... | ||
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Monday, June 25, 2007, 3:08:42 PM- Next date... | ||
We have just made our next date. We're going to meet a fab couple for dinner tomorrow. She is HOT. Can't wait to meet them in person and get to know them. I chatted with hubby for a while yesterday as well. He seems like a totally cool guy. Wish us luck! | ||
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Sunday, June 24, 2007, 3:49:00 PM- Best 12 hours | ||
We did it. We had our first "date" with another swinging couple. What a roller coaster ride it was! Kat and I started to get ready about 5:00pm We had to be at the steakhouse at 8:00pm. It was about an hour drive so we had to leave around 6:30. Kat is wearing this sexy black dress (god shes so sexy) with freshly painted neon red/pink toes. I had on a new button down black shirt and looked pretty spiffy if I do say so myself. We get to the place about 7:45. It's a popular steakhouse so the place is packed. We hang in the bar area for a bit but we didn't see the couple. A few minutes later, we see the couple walk through the door. My heart starts to race and I feel like I am going to pass out. We do our hello's and proceed to the table. We knew right away that is wasn't going to be a "no way" for playing. Everyone ordered drinks except me. I decided to be a dry state for the early part of the evening. If we had to make a getaway, I didn't want to be lit. He is a bouncer / mechanic she is a stay home mom. An awesome couple. We are so much alike, it was scary. We come from different walks of life, but our values are the same and we like that. We exchange funny stories about this and that. A couple hours later, we were done with the meal and then the time came. Will there be playtime? They break the ice and ask if we're up for playing. Kat and I look at each other and mentally green light the couple to each other. We let out that we think we would like to play. So, we all head over the the hotel just up the street. As luck would have it [not], the hotel is booked. So, we drive to another hotel up the road. Luckily, they have a room. We check in and change into swim clothes. I guess, the hot tub/pool is a great ice breaker for getting things started. since we are new to the lifestyle, it sounded good to us. I'm not a big fan of going shirtless. I am working on my gut every day (going to the gym) Kat is the same way. However, I really didn't give a shit that night. So we're in the hot tub for about 2 hours shooting the shit. I look like a fucking prune. My hands were so shriveled, it was odd. That was the joke for the next hour or so, which is fine. humor is good. We decided to head up to the room. The guys changed into t-shirts and boxers while the ladies changed into their sexy outfits. OMFG Kat looked so sexy. I have never seen her in a sexy camisole. We always just were naked. I really got excited when I saw K, the other woman, come out in hers too. She is taller than Kat so this would be a change from the last 12 years. We hang out on the bed for a few hours, stroking and rubbing each other. Kat is looking forward to her first F/F and so am I. Every time K would stroke Kats inner thighs, I would mentally will her hand to start playing with her pussy. K makes the first move on Kat by stroking her pussy. Kat starts to moan. After a few minutes, K asks if she can go down. A big hell yes from me and K starts licking Kats pussy. I am so turned on....however, you wouldn't know since my cock is limp. My nerves had the best of me for the beginning of the evening. After what seemed like 10 minutes of custom Katman pron, K comes up for air and asks if Kat wants anything else? Kat hadn't gotten off yet. K asks if hubby can finish. I give the green light and hubby starts eating Kats pussy. I have to say, it was terribly odd to see another dude with his face in Kats pussy, but for some reason, I was cool with it. I think deep down inside, Kat thought I was going to jake out. HA! Like I am going to pass up fucking other women with a pass...FUCK THAT! Apparently, hubby has a golden pussy eating tongue. I have never heard Kat have quite an orgasm like that ...ever. Damn! I need lessons from this guy. He gets her off twice for starters. After she collects herself, we all stroke some more. The couple is a soft swap only couple. This was fine for us. In the long run, I think this was the best thing to do for our first time. I move over to K, sucking her huge tits and make my way down to her pussy. I ask for permission to go down. The green light is given and I start. What a difference. Her pussy tasted so different than Kats. I have been with Kat for 14 years. K's pussy was so different that what I am used to. Kat and K manage to have an orgasm at the same time. Hubby is finger banging Kat while rubbing her clit as I am eating K's pussy. A few minutes more of stroking and rubbing and Kat starts sucking my cock. K is sucking hubby's cock. For some reason, I couldn't get off. K came over and dangled her tits in my face while Kat was giving me head. No luck. Oh well. 6:30 AM rolls around and Kat is dead tired. We decided to call it a night and head home. We said our thank you's and good bye's and headed home. We talked about our evening the whole way home. I was rock hard the entire time...like Viagra rock hard. We get home and head straight to the bedroom. My balls are about ready to explode. Kat is dead tired and actually dozes off while fondling my junk! We laugh it off and I crawl on top of her and empty my load in her pussy. There was no way she was going to cum, but thats okay. Three hours later, we both wake up horny as hell. She grabs me with her legs and pulls me closer I start fucking he with her feet hooked in my elbows. She almost cums instantly. God she's hot. She gets hotter and sexier very day. We switch over to doggie and I fill her up with another full load. After cleaning my cock with her tongue, we both fall back into bed. We needed to go pick up our son, so I told her to go back to sleep and I would take care of it. A couple of hours later, she woke up and we had the rest of our day. What an awesome 12 hours. I don't want to obsess about this new lifestyle, but I cannot wait for the next couple. We're going to two swing parties in July. this, to me, will be more nerve wracking than a one on one. Its almost like you have to perform...we'll see. I get the feeling everyone wants a shot at the fresh meat. Cheers! | ||
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Thursday, June 21, 2007, 9:03:47 PM- Nervous... | ||
We are going to meet our first couple from the swing site on Friday for dinner. I am a bit nervous. They seem like really cool people. Its funny...I haven't had to prep for a `date` in 12 years. Don't get me wrong...Kat and I go out..this is just a little bit different. I chatted with them today while making dinner plans. She asked me point blank if we thought we would like to play. I told her if the feeling with all four of us was good, I am all for it. I am both nervous and excited. I cannot wait to see Kat have her pussy eaten by a woman. I know she can't wait either. Hell..I know she can't wait to eat a pussy herself! Maybe we can get a DP going too. Fun Fun Fun! If anybody is reading this. wish us luck! | ||
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Wednesday, June 20, 2007, 6:33:38 AM- Ahh..what an afternoon. | ||
Yesterday, we set up a profile on a swingers website local to our area. We already have a tentative meeting this weekend. I am totally nervous about the meet. I realize its not like we're just going to shake hands and take off our clothes or anything, but still, I am very nervous. Anyway, last night, we were on the website in the chat room. If you have a web cam, you can pipe it through the chat room so others can watch. We watched a couple perform on cam. Some of us in the forum were throwing out crazy comments and cheering the couple on. It made the both of us pretty hot. We hurried to do the evening chores and then I remembered I had side work to do. Fucken A... By the time I was finished, it was 12:30 & kat was half asleep. I had to get up at 5:15 anyway to go to the gym. damn....foiled Enter today. I wake up late. Turns out I failed to flip the set switch all the way back to "time" or something. I ended up getting up at 6:00. I only had enough time for half of my normal workout...pfft So 5:00pm rolls around and I head home. We had a few emails waiting for us on the swing site. Right when I got home, I started reading through them. One couple sent us a Yahoo Messenger request and I started chatting with them (or him as it turned out) they wanted to hook up tonight. That was a bit too fast for me. I mean we barely said hello to each other and the other half of the couple wasn't there. Just hasn't clicked for me yet. Hopefully, more chat and a casual meeting will happen. The wife has a great ass...a really great ass. About 30 minutes had passed. Kat comes in the office and asks me to stop playing online and come play with her. Who the hell can resist that! I remembered we had tivo'd "Cathouse" on HBO. Its a reality show about the Bunny Ranch in Nevada. I suggested we watch this while we play. We ended up fondling each other while watching. We made it through about 15 minutes and both decided to head to the bedroom. I started on top of her - slowly kissing her face and neck. I spent the next few minutes lying next to her and she fondled me for a while. She hadn't had a shower after exercising and I couldn't wait to get my face in her pussy. I love when she waits to shower after working out. It gets me so hot.. I start by licking all around her pussy lips. God I love the taste and smell of her pussy. I tried something new (for me) this time, I reached up my hand and pulled up on her skin above her pussy. I notice she would do this when I would eat her out. Seemed to work pretty well. She came in about 5 minutes. After the fish flipping orgasm (damn I love that) I went right back down for a second round. She was sooo wet and soo tasty.... I pushed myself up and right away, Kat was on my cock like an animal. She couldn't get enough of her juices off of my cock. It was so hot - she was so hot - I was so hot. I fell flat to the matress and she climbed up on top of me. She was so hot and wet, I slid right in. After a few minutes of fucking, she asked that I grab her ass while I thrusted. I spanked and grabbed on every thrust. The faster and harder we went, the hotter she got. We finally had a good rhythm going and she had a monster orgasm. There was so much pussy juice on my cock it looked like I had came - it was all her! Kat took a finger full and smeared it all over the head of my cock and licked it up. I cannot wait to see her eat a pussy for the first time (I am sure she can't wait either) She rested on my chest for a bit to collect herself. She got up on her hands and knees and waved her pussy/ass/soles in my face. Mmm...Pussy/Ass/feet are my Holy Trinity. I jumped at the opportunity and finished off doggy style. After a few minutes of holding each other, we got up and made dinner. Turkey burgers and salad. Yum! I ended up fetching our son pretty late from my parents place. Since he is now out of school, both sets of in-laws have him for a day each. Ahh...what an afternoon. | ||
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Saturday, June 16, 2007, 4:26:42 PM- What better way to start my NN blogging than with sex. | ||
So, my wife blogs almost daily here on NN. I tried blogging on a "blog" site, however, it was short lived. I found myself never actually blogging. I am here every day so might as well. Our sex life has been awesome this past 8 months. I have had a vasectomy and she went off the evil fucking pill. That little bastard really did a number on her. Long story short, our life in general is unbelievable. Its Saturday AM. I woke up at my usual time (6:30) to read the news on the web. Our son gets up and heads for his Gameboy. The wife gets up about 7:30 (a bit early for her on the weekend as she is taking ou son to a kids B-day. Not sure if I am going to go or not. I would like to perv on all of the other moms though. Still trying to figure out if any of them are into swinging. I am hoping our sons teacher and her hubby are. The wife is hoping too. Anyway, the wife gets up and come into the office. Just looking at her excites the hell out of me and I instantly feel the need to eat her sweaty asshole. At this point, our son is nose deep in an insect book while simultaneously playing his Nintendo DS and has Jimmy Neutron on in the background. (Sensory overload) We figure he wont notice if mommy and daddy slip away for a few mins. We head to the bedroom and latch the door (hook and eye a must) I start by caressing her thighs and ass - resisting planting my face in her crack. Well, that lasts for about 15 seconds...I start licking her sweaty ass crack and then swirling my tongue in her asshole. She loves to have her ass eaten and I love eating her ass. Her ass is the only ass I have ever eaten (and probably the only one I will ever)and it tastes sweet. We have declared the ass off limits for both of us when we swing. She wont take it up from another and I wont give it to another. We want to keep something for us. I finish tongue fucking her ass after a few minutes. I ask her to turn over. I love morning pussy. Hell, I am getting a boner typing this out I love it so much. I lap up all of the morning pussy juices and start tongue fucking her pussy. I move up to her clit and swirl it around with my stiff tongue. I let my tongue tip go limp and swirl some more. God damn I love eating pussy. After a few mins, she orgasms. She reached up and cupped her hand over her mouth. It was fucking awesome! She was flipping around like a fish and screaming. The only part about having her hand over her mouth that I don't like is I cannot hear her tell me to stop when it becomes painful. I think I may have gone a few seconds too long this time though. Regardless, it was good. She had a big smile afterwards. I wipe my face in her thighs and immediately start fondling her clit with the tip of my cock. She grabbed my cock and started to shove it in her hot wet sexy pussy. I slip it in and start thrusting. We have the best bed for sleeping as it is so soft and it hugs you, however, for fucking, it sucks...After a few mins of missionary fucking, she flips over for doggie. This is one of our favorite positions. I love watching my cock slide in and out of her wet pussy. There was a really good amount of her juices collected on my cock. God damn I wanted to lick it off so bad. I reached down and scooped up a finger full and licked it off my finger...YUM. I should bottle this shit and sell it. We finally get a rhythm going and after about 5 mins, she cums really hard. Thats all I need to trigger my release. A few seconds later, I explode in her hot pussy. Its been about 20 mins now and I still feel like I just came. I started taking this supplement that is supposed to invigorate the male response. Well, this shit is working. Months ago, I took a supplement that increased the amount of semen. It actually worked for me, but sadly, I have built up a tolerance. It came in handy though. We were fucking three times a day six days a week. We have slowed down a bit to maybe once a day every day and on the weekend once or twice depending on time. We have been so busy with either our hobbies, my work or whatever... Back on track though. This new stuff is nuts. I feel as if I am high. I guess, in a way, I am high. I am going to continue to take it. A husband of a coworker of mine is a vitamin rep. She hooked me up with fish oil, multivitamin and this male response stuff. I will continue to post my results regarding the supplement. After I exploded inside of her, I made my way to the pillows and we layed together for a few mins. I caressed her and she held onto me. She got up and cleaned off my cock. She loves the taste of our juices on my cock and I love when she cleans up. Thanks for reading. See you next time. -Katman | ||
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