kittykats1's blog post - The Queen Of Hearts

Anyone read Alice In Wonderland? You remember the Queen Of Hearts right? That is what I feel like right now. A squat, fugly woman running amok and screaming "Off with your head!!" to whomever has the misfortune to annoy me today.

I am in a baaaaaaad way right now. I hate everything around me. My clothes, my hair, my body, my shoes, my couch, my kitchen counters etc etc. I feel bloated, ugly and unstable. I am yo-yoing between weepiness and spiraling anger. I have cramps and zits on my neck and chin that would make Vesuvius look like an anthill. Aint hormones grand??? I am horny but god help you if you touch me, I am angry at people but I don't want to be left alone. I want a cheeseburger. A big fatty, drippy, disgustingly fattening cheeseburger. With a side of extra crispy onion rings. And a milkshake, a chocolate one. Grease, salt and sugar and a lot of it. Yum.

I should be good and be satisfied with the chaste, non-fat yogurt or the dull yet healthy Fuji apple; they are the 'right' things to eat. They won't go straight to my ass and tummy and thighs like their bad boy neighbor the cheeseburger but sometimes nothing satisfies quite like the "bad boy's" now, right?

I wouldn't blame my husband if he didn't want to come home right now. Who wants to be confronted by a sniveling, screeching 5 foot tall monster? Thankfully I only get this way a couple times a year, normally it aint this bad. I just can't seem to help myself right now. Maybe I should just go and lay down for a few minutes and collect myself before he gets home. Maybe I need a valium.

Puurrs to all,

Currently listening to: Depeche Mode "Halo"