| Monday, October 1, 2007, 5:12:08 AM |
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007? 8 2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done? None of them 3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF? Yes, once. See question #8 for clarification 4. Ever paid for sex? No. Why would I? 5. Ever been married? Yes 6. Ever been divorced? No 7. If you had to pick one what's your fave sexual position? Doggy 8. I'm making up question 8: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a co-worker? Of Course. And I even fucked him, but then I married him lol 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? No 10. Ever been to rehab? No 11. Ever do anything gay sexually? Yes 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? Myspace? Oh hell no! 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? Dunno, maybe 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? Gordon Ramsay 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? other than doing work study in college? Yes, but by choice 17. How many counties have you lived in? 1 18. How many countries have you lived in? 1 19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night? No 20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance? Lindsay Lohan and Brittany Spears. Someone needs to beat some sense into those girls 21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs? No 22. Ever wanted to be a backstreet boy? Why would I want to do that? I am not a guy and I have better taste in music than that 23. Have you ever played soggy biscuit? Huh...? 24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone? No, but I worked for one 25. Ever bang your friends man/woman? Yes, all the time. We are swingers so we fuck our friends regularly 26. What is your IQ? Never been tested and I would probably be very depressed if I knew. Some things are better left unknown 27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think who's Mr. Rogers? Mr Rogers always gave me the willies, the man was not right somehow...grown men shouldn't be playing with puppets... 28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it? Yes 29. Fake tits or real tits? Real 30. Ever watch someone die? No. And I hope I never do 31. Name your favorite beer. I don't drink beer 32. Are you single? No 33. Do you own any sex toys? Of course! 34. Have you ever had sex in public? Yes 35. Are you a virgin? What do YOU think??? 36. Have you ever filmed yourself or someone else having sex? Yes 37. Have you ever taken naughty pictures? Oh no, I could never do anything like that... 38. Do you watch porno? Yes 39. Do you like porno? Only if it isn't the pro stuff; it's just so fake |
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