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Fun with a wicked sense of humor. Not interested in cyber or any such nonsense. I get plenty of real sex at home so I don't need any pretend internet sex, thanks. Don't need a fuck buddy either so please don't ask. Just here to perv and hang with all my pervy friends
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Saturday, November 1, 2008, 6:12:24 AM- | ||||||
Another Halloween gone. We had a ton of kids coming to our house and the porch looked awesome, decorations wise. I am biased of course, but I will try and post a pic of what it looked like. Lots of Faeries, Princesses and Spiderman outfits. The coolest costume I saw was a teenager in a full-body penguin outfit that looked handmade rather than store bought. It looked like it took a lot of work. The cutest was a toddler in a bumblebee outfit. Frigging adorable. We had at best estimate 300+ trick-or-treaters and the only reason it wasn't more was due to the rain we had later in the evening. Sooooo. What to do with all this leftover candy? Hmmm. I think I know someone who may be getting a package coming their way and very soon.... Hope everyone had a safe and happy Halloween. Puurrs to all | ||||||
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Friday, October 31, 2008, 10:09:35 PM- BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! | ||||||
HAPPY HOLLOW-WEENIE EVERYONE!!!!! | ||||||
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Thursday, October 30, 2008, 10:48:36 PM- | ||||||
Finally time to sit and do this! Things have been so busy I havent had time to put my fingers on a computer for leisure. With prepping for Halloween and me going back to work and the usual busy busy stuff I have not had the time for much. I wish life could just slow down some; I seem to be cramming so much into my day that I am just so tired by nightfall that I want to fall into bed and sleep. I can never seem to get enough sleep these days. Speaking of Halloween, I am somewhat stuck. Halloween is my favorite holiday and we go all out with decorating our porch and yard. We get so many trick-or-treaters, well into the hundreds, but I don't know how elaborate I should go this year. It is currently starting to rain and the weatherman has predicted a sizable storm system is heading our way. It's very windy and rather chilly. I am reluctant to set up my graveyard for fear that rain would damage the tombstones and I am worried that quite a few of my decos on the porch might blow away with the wind. I guess I will put out all I dare for now and pray for a break in the rain. I am hoping the weather won't put off the trick-or-treaters, or I will be stuck with an assload of candy!!! Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Depeche Mode "Halo" | ||||||
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Sunday, October 26, 2008, 1:34:29 AM- Tee Hee.... | ||||||
I am going to a Halloween Party tonight...I am going as a naughty French maid...who knows maybe I will have to post some pics | ||||||
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Thursday, October 23, 2008, 4:36:54 PM- | ||||||
I am feeling a bit better today, I was able to take a nap and sleep off some of the nausea yesterday thanks to my husband. He called his mom and had her pick up our son from school so I could sleep. That was so perfect and just what my body needed. That Cipro sure thrashes my body but it works. I just ate a small bit of breakfast so I could take my a.m. dose so in a half hour or so I will probably be feeling woozy & tore up. Two more days of this, I can't wait for it to be over! I suppose I should be kicking back and taking it easy but even though I am not feeling 100% and it is my day off, I am having a hard time just sitting on my ass. I need to mop my kitchen floor and do litter boxes. I spent most of last night doing laundry - 6 loads worth. Sorted, washed, dried, folded and put away. I still have linens and cat beds to wash today and a load of dark clothes currently drying. It blows me away how 3 people and a bunch of animals make so much damn dirty laundry. I swear the laundry must breed in the night. That was how I occupied my evening, pretty much. Re-heated some leftovers for our dinner and I sat in our bedroom watching stuff on the tivo while folding laundry. Hubby was in the living room with the big tv and watching movies with his new toy - a blueray player. He got The Hulk and the latest Indiana Jones movie and watched both. I had NO desire to see either so I just shut the kitchen door so I wouldn't have to hear the surround sound, fuck he must be deaf the volume was so high! What is it with guys and A/V shit? Why do you need such a big tv and why must it be played so loudly? If anyone has an answer for me I would surely love to hear it. Quite honestly I can't tell the difference in our old tv versus the new, giant HD plasma. And I couldn't see a difference in the old dvd versus this blueray thing. Maybe I am just a techno peasant, but I don't see the big deal. Maybe because it's not my thing. When he starts talking about why this is far superior to that, etc etc, I find my self thinking 'yeah, whatever. It makes no sense to me, blah blah blah....' Kind of like this past Saturday when we were shopping and I was totally drooling over and fondling the Le Creuset dutch ovens and he didn't get why a pan and lid would be worth $220.00. Since I am a cook I know it's worth, but even after I explained he still looked confused lol. To him it's just a big pot so why does it need to be over $200? I guess if it's something you are passionate about, you GET IT even if your spouse or SO doesn't. Pretty funny though, huh? Cookware vs. Big TV.... Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Everything But The Girl "Apron Strings" | ||||||
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 8:32:39 PM- Blaaarg.... | ||||||
I am feeling under the weather at the moment. The Cipro the doc has given me is making me feel crummier. I guess sometimes the cure is as bad if not worse than the problem. I have taken Cipro before, and the side affects for me are the same: Headache, vague feeling of stomach upset/nausea - as if I am mildly sea-sick, lethargy and this constant ache in every muscle and joint in my body. I can deal with all of it just fine, it's the all over achy feeling that is most annoying. It hurts to sit, to stand, to lie down. Nothing feels comfortable. I long to lay down and sleep it off but it's hard to find a position to lay down that eases the aches. Plus I can't nap anyhow, I have to go pick up my son from school and help him with homework and my house isn't going to clean itself (wouldn't that be awesome if it did???). I just feel so blah. Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Buckcherry "Everything" | ||||||
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 2:30:03 PM- OMFG | ||||||
I am speechless.... Have you ever been so boggled by the ineptitude of others that you are just dumbstruck? I sit here and can't even find words. Maybe later. Shit. Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: The hum of my hard drive | ||||||
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 5:59:05 AM- Too much of a good thing | ||||||
Guess I might have had too much of a good thing as all that pounding I received yesterday, which left me a tad ouchy and sore may have led to a urinary tract infection. Blarg. Called the docs and I can pick up a prescription tomorrow as the pharmacy is now closed. Why couldn't this have cropped up about 4 hours earlier??? I have to work tomorrow so I can't get my meds till after work, and I am starting to get really uncomfortable. This blows. Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: the hum of my hard drive | ||||||
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 10:03:43 PM- feeling good | ||||||
Been really lazy and not been online to update this thing. 50 lashes for me lol. I woke up in a really great mood and I have had a really good day today. Maybe it had something to do with last night, who knows. I did have a fantastic day yesterday as well. We had our SO's over for dinner last night. We alternate days so my GF and I split kitchen duties and it was my night to cook. I made twice baked potatoes stuffed with chicken and bacon and cheese. Hella fattening but DELICIOUS!! It was all of us and the kids but we made plans to have them come back over after the kids went to bed for a little bedroom fun. I couldn't wait, I was hornier than hell!!! After all the kids had been put to bed and were asleep they came back over. T (my BF) walked into our bedroom and was stripped naked in the blink of an eye and yanked my sweatpants right off my body. K and my hubby were laughing at how fast T got naked. It was hilarious, it's like his clothes disappeared! Mine were no where to be found shortly after that and I ended up on my back with his cock in me. It was slick with pre-cum and just slid right in. He fucked me till I came and then pulled out and opened my legs wide and put a finger in my pussy and began sucking on my clit. He said he wanted me to make me cum in his mouth and he sure got what he wanted. He was rubbing my G spot as he was licking and sucking on my clit and I had an explosive (and very messy) orgasm. His face was soaked and I had dripped so much that the insides of my thighs down back to my ass crack was wet! I caught my breath and then wiggled down to give his cock some attention and I could hear nothing but moans and feel the bed bounce as my hubby was giving it to K. I had no idea what was going on, I wasn't facing them but it surely sounded like K was enjoying herself!!! After sucking T's cock till it was good and hard again, he asked to me get on top; reverse cowgirl and fuck him nice and slow. I straddled him and slid slowly down and rode him slowly. At one point he had to stop me and pull out or he was going to cum way too fast. We rested for a minute and then I got back to work. He was rubbing my legs and fingering my asshole as I fucked him and as I was getting ready to cum I felt K's hand slide across my ass and move down so she could feel my pussy as I rode her husband's cock while my husband was going down on her. She worked her finger into me as I was fucking him. It was such a hot feeling I came so hard I nearly passed out. T kept pushing me, making me keep moving on him till I came again. After that I was covered in sweat and my legs were trembling. He moved me onto my side and lay behind me so I could see K on top of my hubby while he fucked me slowly from behind until he was ready to cum. He then flipped me to my back and put my legs up and over his shoulders so he go in as deeply as possible. He fucked me good and hard and I came again just before he did. He told me afterwards that feeling me cum the last time triggered his orgasm and he couldn't hold it back anymore. He filled me so full of cum that when I was finally able to stand up it was running down the insides of my thighs. I had to scurry to bathroom so I didn't leave a trail on the floor! We all got dressed and sat and talked for a while and had a piece of cake (I had baked a cake earlier in the day) and then said our goodnights and sent them home to bed. I wrapped up the dessert and called my husband into bed for some more fun. He lay on his back and I licked and sucked the taste of K's pussy juices off of his cock; he loves it when he fucks K or me and has the other girl clean off his cock, it totally turns him on. I was dying for it again even though we were both so tired - it was really late - I wanted to have both of my guy's cum in me. Now that is a major turn on for me - being so full of their cum that it just keeps oozing out for hours. It gets me so hot to know that I fucked one right after the other. I was on my side and he slid that rock hard cock in me and gave me a serious shagging. Oh god was it good! I came so hard I almost bit my lip. When he came I knew there was going to be a big mess if I didn't get up and deal with it. He rolled over and looked half passed out. I just wanted to roll over and go right to sleep as well but I would have slept in a puddle all night and as it was I had 2 sets of balls' worth of cum running out of me so I did the mad dash to the bathroom to take care of the mess. I cleaned up, said goodnight and went to sleep very much satisfied. When I woke up this morning there was still cum oozing out of me lol! So yeah, I am feeling rather good today.... Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: She Wants Revenge "Tear You Apart" | ||||||
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Friday, October 17, 2008, 9:46:13 PM- Friiiiiiiidaaaaaaaaaaaay! | ||||||
Fuckin-A I am so glad this week is OVER. I am ready for the weekend!!! Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Lush "For Love" | ||||||
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