lve been an avid lover of all things sexual for a very long time. lve had my fair share of all kinds of lovers, from sub to dom, masters, kinky to the just plain boring....but in the last few years, since the invent of cheap nasty unlimited internet porn, that has been filling guys heads with this imaginery sense that all women want to be treated like dirty arse dogs...to be throttled and humiliated at every meeting...or to treated them like a second rate citizen when they get their clothes off...is it just me, or did the human race take a dive for the worst when people started believing that strangling someone evokes feelings of want and wonder and sexual gratification???...
l love a good fuck as much as the next bloke...but when does it become right to think that sex changes who we are...l find fucking someone starts with building their trust...telling them when something really feels good, so they know what l really want...making the other person feel so damn good they want to wet their pants...or bust with an all consuming orgasm to be left in a heap feeling hot, fulfilled and wonderful...l fuck them so they want me to come back for more...
ld just like to know how you guys here feel about fucking women, or fucking prostitutes for that "special" kind of sex...would you treat a random women with respect...or would you want to treat her like the paid professionals you see on the net???

hope everyone had a great night and the hangover isn't too bad...had a quiet one with a little trip to the entrance to see the fireworks, and some dancing on the green...bought some fish and chips and watched the people for a few hours...
had a nice break up with family for chrissy, my brother cooked the xmas dinner, and took us out for a dolphin cruise at forster the following day, with a meal at the mariner...got pink for the first time in a while...bit burnt on the nose...washed the outside of my mums house for her...the town has now been bypassed and the corner a lot quieter now....l could actually sleep for a bit without the trucks air braking...
l blew my van up before xmas, which was a bummer, and l took a run to Melbourne to pick up an engine for it...had trouble finding someone to put the motor in it for me, but my old mechanic from home came to the rescue and will do it for me..saved worrying about it anymore...ld like to take a run to tammworth to the music festival this year...might get the caravan regoed and take that for a run, in case it rains,l don't like swimming in a tent and wearing wet stuff for a week...and lve heard that iron fest will be on the Anzac weekend, so l might have to wander up there for a few days too, to get my pussy plundered by some rampaging Vikings mmmm will have to ask a few friends to see if theyre going for a guaranteed horny weekend *lix*

well what a night, the comedy capers started at 6, lm supposed to be getting ready for the night when one of my regular guys turns up with a broken arm wanting some sympathy, l got him out the door and in the car and was talking to him when my son left for work, when l walked back to the front door, my son had locked it on his way out...damn, l had a mini dress on and no undies and had to do the one storey climb over the thorn bush and crawl through the bay window. scratched the bottom of my legs up, covered in blood l slid in over the sink and landed head first on the kitchen floor...l texted him when l got inside to let him know what he'd done, so he texted back to say he was on his way home to let me in, NNNNOOOOOO, l texted back to let him know l was in and thought he was returning to work...10 mins later he comes back...why, there was a double up on the shift and he decided to take it off and come home...l have my bag of goodies sitting at the door ready to grab, in a bag marked condoms...lm sure he'd of seen it full of towels, lube and condoms lol he finally left with friends and l was on my way..
feeling quite ill from nerves and lack of food, l found the property and went in, lm not sure but l think there was more then 9 guys...they took us through the drill and showed us where we could go and what we could us..they called us all together to tell us the rules and l felt like a real dick when she said there would be no meat pies tonight, l thought it was some new craze or sex act that l hadnt heard about and blurted out "whats a meat pie"? only to find out that they only had sausage rolls for half time lol what an idiot lol at that point l told them l wasnt bi and one of the ladies said she would me, so l told her l would leave immediately if that happened and they got that l wasnt bi...everyone started talking and after about 15 mins there l asked the dude what everyone was waiting for?...we were both first timers so l said l dont mind being the first on the dance floor and took him and my bag to the room filled with mattresses, it had a parachute on the ceiling which made it look like a harem...nice touch l thought...and a big screen with a porno playing in the corner...we just stripped and got right down to it..he was busting to eat me before anyone else came in...turned out he didnt mind getting fingered and eaten my stlye ...after another 15 l said we should do a streak through the lounge room but the dude didnt want to...l thought it would help them get naked and join us...l notice every so often heads poking around the door, but it was about another 15 before the next guy came in...and then all of a sudden it went mad, it seemed to go from nought to ten in a flash, l didnt even know who was fucking me or whose dick l was sucking or holding, every so often l would wipe the hair out of my eyes and look up and the face smiling back was different, the size of the cocks seemed to get bigger and bigger as l sucked and fucked my way through them..they had a great mix of young to middle aged and all cock sizes...there was one dude that had the most interesting dick, it was really thick at the head end, it didnt take long for 10 oclock to come round, which is half time, when the 'meat pies' are usually served lol had to eat something as the nerves had gone and needed something to eat and drink at this point...had a coffee and in my haze at the shops earlier when l bought the water, l got the wrong bottles, it was sparkling water, great for burping lol again l was the first to get back to the dance floor so to speak, the first dude was back for more...he tried a few times to get my number without any luck lol and when we hit the mattresses for the second round they came back in force...first dude told them l let him fuck my arse so it was on...cock in all my holes and hands and l barely draw breath only for them to swap positions and refill the empty bits...l dont think my arse has ever been punished so bad...its amazing how all the big dicked dudes what a piece of it once they heard l dont mind anal...after another hour of no stop pounding...l go to see light...and had to go for a drink and pee...at that point a bunch of people where ready to leave and most the others starting getting dressed...a guy started talking to me, and turns out he lived close...he came with another lady and asked if l could meet him up the road later...he blew her off some how, and we met at the woolies depot a few kilometres away...pulled up behind a truck and we jumped into the back of my van and had our own private fuck party..l asked if he had fucked me at some point during the night and he said no, but he said he'd been watching me all night and wanted some one on one time with me to get to know me better and turns out he's a nice guy, and a good fuck...nice fat cock that felt great when l was riding it on top...and dont you hate it when you forget to ask their name lol....was a great night, only broke one dick, you know when you snap it accidently...found 2 new local fuck buddies...one that loves eating arse and pussy...and lm sure a great night was had by all...and sorry guys, l wasn't allowed to take pics, the other girls didn't want a camera in the room *lix*

haven't been here for a few weeks, l found a new fuck, with a nice fat 9 inch cock, lve caught up with some of my old fucks from years ago, one being the guy that was the first to tell me l was beautiful and would suck and fuck me till l wet myself...it was nice to see some friendly familiar faces that lve enjoyed a quite a few naughty hours with...
and l finally done it, lve found a place to be gangbanged right here on the coast...its my first time going to an arranged night like this...l hope they let me film some for my collection...lve never met any of the men that will be there, its the biggest blind date of my life, and hope the most memorable when it comes to being filled with cock for 4 hours straight....l wont be wasting any time with foreplay, that's the bit where l'll be getting my clothes off lol lm not sure how many guys to ask for, so l'll have to get some advise from the organiser tomorrow...l don't want to be too greedy and wear out my welcome lol
lm not really sure how many guys l could handle...l'll be asking for some big dick, now theres the greedy bits of me coming out lol l hope l can make it a ongoing thing if l like it....might find some local fuck buddies that have the same kind of sex drive ... lm so excited l cant wipe the smile off my face *lix*

Just back for a few days, finally got my tele working, makes the nights seem l little more bearable now that the days are shorter. Keeps me up a bit longer at night so lm not awake at 3 in the morning, go for walks in all the places l stay first thing in the morning. See some funny sites when people think there's no one around. Saw a naked old guy running out to pick up his paper got the shock of his life to see me.
Went to the motor bike museum at Nabiac, one of those places that l always drove past but never called in, how awesome, never seen so many bikes and some ld never even heard of. Got to touch Dale Buggins jumpsuits and cried again after being reminded of his untimely death. Such a wonderful guy and a real shame to lose him.
Will get the solar panels mounted while lm home. l got a mega bruise pulling it out one day and hit my leg, and l can stop worrying about leaving it out when lm away looking at stuff.
l got a bit daunted after realising just how much brain damage l have when l went to places that l know l visited years ago and have absolutely no recollection of the town or areas. Tried to go to the places that should have reminded me and got nothing...the towns havent changed, as the buildings are 100 years old or more, its just me. so l started making some new memories and took heaps of shots so l dont forget them again.
l'll try and get the pics reduced and posted on my web page soon. Walked down this mad waterfall at Ellenborough, hundreds of metres down a cliff on a narrow winding stair case and suprised myself at keeping up with the young couple l tagged along with. l wouldnt have had the opportunity if they didnt let me go with them. lm glad l made the decision to go now and not when lm too old to do all these things. Visited the cottage the caught Malcom Naden in, like a real modern day Ned Kelly story, climbed to the top of a lighthouse at Mount Sugarloaf and nearly got blown away. The van got truely christened and is so dirty for all the dirt roads l travelled. Will have to get the ladder out tomorrow to give it a good going over.
Called in to see my Mum for Mothers Day today, and made it home by dark, it'll be great to have my nice hard bed to sleep in. Might have to buy a better mattress so l can sleep more easy while lm away. Its all a process getting these things right.

This is just a story from my past, l friend once gave me an edible condom, she had three, a red one, a yellow one and a green one, she told me the green one was spearmint, so l chose it to take home and try on my husband that night...it was the consistency of a tacky fruit rollup, and you licked it and stuck in on the cock, l did this and proceeded to taste and lick it off, as you do...we were living in a farm house without electricity at the time so we fucked by firelight for weeks..
It tasted digusting, nothing like spearmint at all, but it would take more that a rotten tasting lolly to stop me sucking dick...l was starting to think that maybe it was stale or just a cheap nasty chinese lolly ...after eating most of it off, l thought ld gotten most of it, l proceeded to fuck my hubby and do all the things we usually did...we fell asleep in a heap and l was working early shifts...so my lift turned up early as usual, she'd toot the horn and shine the car lights through the window, ld overslept and leapt up grabbing my clothes and shoes and threw them on quickly...my hubby kept saying, 'babe, you'd better go to the bathroom', l didnt have time, as l didnt want to keep my lift waiting, he said 'babe, please you have to go to the bathroom, l said ' l cant, l dont have time," he said, 'go to the bathroom now! ' with this wierd look on his face...it was on the way out, so l quickly ducked in and to my horror, my face, all around my mouth, was bright green....l looked down, and my cleavage also was tainted with this aweful green tinge, l screamed and started trying to scrub it off, he went out and told the girl ld be a minute, meanwhile l was still trying to get this shit to come off my face, it wouldnt budge...the only thing l could think of to remove it was the jiff, a bathroom cleaner with grit in it and bleach..so l scrubbed madly on my face and the bit that was showing above my blouse of my cleavage, it eventually came off, but my face was left so red raw and stinging from the harshness of the cleanser....l wasnt in the mood for him being cheeky at this point, and he said 'babe, you think thats bad, check this out', he dropped his towel and his cock was even brighter green than my face....l cracked up laughing at this point, lve never seen anything so damn funny, at least it wasnt just me that copped it...when l got to work and went to the loo, my pussy too was this brilliant shade of green...when l got home that night, we had the biggest laugh, it took days for the dye to wear off and every time we looked at each other we'd burst into laughter...still to this day, l wonder if it was a joke condom...the girl said it wasnt, and my face looked like l had the worst case of pash rash on it for days too...lve never wanted to taste another edible condom since, and never will, just in case lol, the memory of it still brings a smile to face, hope this makes you smile too *lix*

l headed up the coast to see my mum and called out to some other family further up the coast, went out to wingham where l havent been for over 30 years to see the grand old fig trees...they seem to have gotten smaller, or have gotten bigger lol...got a lovely foot detox and facial, tried some herbal teas and headed back down the coast to some other old haunts l havent seen for years...Seals Rocks was a great place and hasnt changed too much either, to my surprise..l was planning on going out to Mungo Brush, but got a call from my son to say that the house was broken into...l couldnt believe that l have been done over again, my old friend the panty pincher is back...l thought last time l was home that l was missing some bits, but didnt take too much notice of it...but now it makes sense...l put a foot lock on the back door, drop bars in all the windows and asked my son to start locking the security door when he leaves...its very annoying when you know what he looks like but dont know his name for police to get him...lm sure he does it to many women in the area...
l took the opportunity to get the van serviced and will be heading down to Sydney tomorrow to pick up a solar battery..l'll wander home out around the blue mountains l think...havent been up there for 3 years...better pack an extra blanket or 2, it gets cool at night... l rearranged the transit and bought a little car fridge for $20 off ebay..another great steal lol l'm afraid l like real milk for breaky, lm no bear grills lol.
till next time sexy people *lix*

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Ive been adding some pics and updating my website, ld love for you to drop by it and leave a message or any suggestions on how to make it better and what you'd like to see on it. lm new to this so every bit of advise is appreciated and lm having a good time touring. Its my first attempt at anything like this and lm taking a course in web design by correspondense to help me get the basics down pat. Its a work in progress and l hope you enjoy the bits lve done so far...stay sexy *lix*

The first to enter into my bullshit files is a large Maori looking and sounding guy, who introduced himself asTotem and kissed my hand when I put it out to shake his, I was sure not to make mention of pole at this point for obvious reasons and his accent sounded kiwi, but he assured me he was a Native Canadian, and on a disability pension. You know the kind, you’re fat, not disable.
I awoke to find him parked beside my van in the paddock I parked in near a truck stop…He was living in a 15 year old grubby Subaru wagon that he told me later he purchased for $14,000 through a wizard car loan, and hadn’t paid the last 4 months payments, the car looked to me to be worth about $1,500 as I stated to him, which was how he came to tell me about the purchase price…
I told him I was in the area because I had picked up 3 boxes of wigs for my stall that I paid $150 for them, was a steal off eBay I thought, so to better me and his first try to get my phone number, he said a friend had just purchased 200 boxes of wigs from a government auction for $300 and would probably sell me some cheap if he passed on my number. I asked for her number but he wasn’t allowed to give it. Sure, but then the story changed direction.
Totem then informed me he had purchased a 1.2 million dollar, 800 hectare property on the Atherton tablelands north of Cairns, which had a restaurant on it that was going broke, so he bought it off the wig lady and decided to pay her 1.5 million for it because he was such a good bloke. He said it was situated between two crocodile farms and when it flooded, they would infest the land and he couldn’t access the restaurant when this happened. He was in the process of building a $900,000 bridge to get access to it in the wet seasons over one of the crocodile farms. Well this sounds like a good reason why it wasn’t doing well.
I got a hair piece to show him and brought it back to the car, because I have back injuries, it’s a bit hard to straighten and he noticed this, and on my return told me he was a masseurs / chiropractor / spiritual healer and had many ways of fixing me. The next ploy to get his hands on me since he couldn’t get my number I figured. I said l had a therapist, in Bowen and he asked her name, which he said he knew of her. He had also heard of my biker ex-husband when I mentioned his nickname, Jabba. He was certain he was a Rebel and I’m certain he wasn’t but I didn’t mention that too him, I like to keep them talking and digging a bigger hole. For some sick reason I get a buzz out of hearing bullshit, and this was a beauty of a story already.
He offered me a coffee from his grubby mug, which I rejected as I have a thing about my eating implements, I like to know where they have been for starters, and I didn’t want to share his gingivitis. I told him I was on a diet and couldn’t have another even if I wanted one. He asked why and I told him I wanted to fit back into some of my dance costumes, and that I had some medical issues that caused the weight gain. I was taking some time off to start going to festivals and was hoping a change of lifestyle might be what I needed to jolt my metabolism back to normal.
So of course, he was holding a festival on his property in July. I asked how much for a stall and what kind of festival it was? He said it would go for 30 days instead of 5 and the stalls and entry were free. He thought he would get around 20,000 people there and that he was supplying the food and beer. That’s how he made his money I guess. So I mentioned a friend who goes to nudist festivals and his festival undoubtedly turned into a nudist festival. With one rule, the ladies are not to be harassed for sex. At this point it was getting hard to keep a straight face. And he made another rule, no bikers either, but what about the crocodiles? Oh and did I forget to mention it’s also a cannabis plantation. He couldn’t divulge the address exactly either, so l can’t share that with you.
I hope this is the first of many artists. I’ll jot down the conversations so I don’t forget the many facets to these interesting and ‘over the top’ stories and characters that tell them.

borrowed a friends tomtom and headed south, to oak flats, decided to take the scenic route through straughan, and wow, that ocean bridge was awesome, its great being a bit higher in the van and seeing over the edge, absolutely magic and when l got to the beach it was breathtaking, they had hundreds of hot young dudes in speedos running and playing, sat and watched for a while then got distracted by the ones getting dressed in the carpark lol was a sea festival apparently...and there was a heap of old motorbikes at the pub that l called at, wished l had more time to stay but l had to pick up some stock...
headed south to Kiama that night and was again astounded at the beauty of the town...old meeting new and l'll come back when the tide is high to see the blow hole at full force..headed up the great divide and spent the night near a lookout, it was a sheer drop of thousands of metres and quiet scarey looking over the rail...made me wonder if the rail would hold lol never been scared like that before...might have another look today when the suns a bit higher...forgot my milo, so lm suffering withdrawals after 2 days, l cant believe how its affected me...lve been trying to cut it down, but l guess l will have to do it a bit slower...coffee and mocha just isnt the same...l need something to give me a lift in the morning...its a bugger waking up at the crack of dawn in the mornings...l go to bed early because the battery in the computer runs out quick...found the inverter charges it better and faster..but it gets super hot and screams when it overheats..will call in and see if l can get the batteries for the solar panel and maybe have some tv next trip...lve been reading in the dark and its not real good for my eyes lve noticed...or they are just packing it in on me to lol heading down the mountain today...not sure where l'll end up today...stay sexy people *Lix*