likklelarry.'s blog post - Friday funnies......

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In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa!!

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new childrens iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Camberley but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets

A mate of mine has just told me he's sh*gging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"

A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with
big blue hair."

ENJOY THE WEEKEND......and come on you yanks!!!