So my latest pics are inspired by Francis Bacon, mdguy, the colour red and anyone whose ever commented on any post i've made.

Here's a great performance of a great song to listen to [url]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GUcXI2BIUOQ[[/url]

Enjoy!

Been away all weekend, got back in feeling sexy and snapped some more on me camera phone. I enjoyed it anyway.
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SIX new pics up with a sexy verified edge. I can pester you wi' photies now. What do you reckon to them? x

I just become a real, verified, officially sanctioned, 100% proof, genuine, really me NN poster and I have a gold shield to prove it. Now to take six flattering photos to celebrate. This may take some time.
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I had salvia divinorum for the first time just before. It was a bit like this but coming from the left...

[url]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9WYWXlnINo8&NR=1[/url]

Just reposted my verification pics, this time in the right category I hopes. back laters!

Been up and down the country.

[url]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_q9of8OhkeQ&feature=related[/url]

My uncle passed away and on the same day as his funeral my sister gave birth and I became an uncle again.

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I try and I try and I try and I try but I can't get no verification.

So is it worth posting those pics again or, like a journalist's expenses claims, is there something unverifiable about them?

Conspiracy theories. Don't you just love 'em?

I posted a thread in Fun'n'Games about them and I'm hoping people will riff off it.

The great thing about the best conspiracy theories is that - as with Marxism, religion and opinion-polling - any so-called "evidence" against them is taken paradoxically by adherents as confirmation their belief in the theory is true.




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Your Own Breath is King

Completely unrelated but I've been reading some of the blogs and the thread about Proposition 8 which was passed in California and will outlaw gay marriage.

Well. I was surfing you tube and came across this song written by Pete Morton that I think is appropriate.

[url]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OwEwStrwA-k[/url]

Here are the words...

Another Train
Words and Music - Pete Morton

The beginning is now and will always be,
You say you lost your chance and fate brought you defeat,
but that means nothing you look so sad,
You've been listening to those who say you miss your chance.

There's another train, there always is,
Maybe the next one is yours,
get up and climb aboard another train.

You may feel you're done, but there's no such thing,
although you're standing on your own, your own breath is king,
The beginning is now, don't turn around,
For regrets of bad mistakes will only drain you.

There's another train, there always is,
Maybe the next one is yours,
get up and climb aboard another train.

We crawl in the dark sometimes and think too much,
Then we fill our heads with the craziest things that only break our hearts.
I know you've seen what this earth can do,
When its dragging down another loads of us, us worrisome fools.

There's another train, there always is,
Maybe the next one is yours,
get up and climb aboard another train.

I know its hard, we can feel confused,
We can crown ourselves with it all, 'till we feel we cannot move,
building worlds that don't exist,
Imagination plays the worst tricks.

There's another train, there always is,
Maybe the next one is yours,
get up and climb aboard another train.

There's another train, there always is,
Maybe the next one is yours,
get up and climb aboard another train.

Well, you did ask for it...


Once upon a time there was a flock of sheep. They would wander far and wide, up hill and down dale in search of fresh green grass to put in their pipes and smoke.

One day after a heavy session Sheila, the biggest and most beautiful woman sheep of all looked up bleary-eyed from her munching to spy the shepherd crossing the valley in his rubber wellington boots with a sack slung over his shoulder.

"Wa-a-a-atch out girls," she baa-ed to the rest. "Sea-a-a-xun's coming a-a-and he's got something in his ha-a-a-a-and."

The Australian's fingers flickered rythmically up and down the small, precious object in his hand and he got quite close before the flock realised it was only his mobile phone. Their relief however, was short-lived; his text was sent.

"Oi Lashes," it read. "Wo ya FUKN doen??? I'm 'ere wiv me wooly harem....bout to get it out."

With that he unslung his sack and to the astonishment of Sheila and the rest revealed a large cock which, disorientated by the journey started to crow before strutting off.

The flock began to shiver even despite their wooly jackets as Seaxun began arranging them into their positions and...

[NB the following has been censored to comply with NN rules]

... ***** **** * *********** ***. *** silky ******* *** *** ***** baby oil ******* ** *****.

"**** **! **** **!" **** ****** wanking.

****************** * ****.

"**** ** *** ***** ***'** *****?" asked the policeman.

"******* ** *****!" **** ******.

"*** * **** **?" said the stable hand.

"***! ***! Cum!" **** ******.

*********** *** ***** * **** ** ******* ***. *** *****, ******, **** *** ********* ****.

And they all lived happily ever after.