Here it is...the anticipation is over!


the pretty package is there,all tied up with a bow
bright,shiny paper,and a little note
a card that reads,"handle with care"
hard on the outside,there's something fragile in there

I am not always as I seem,I do not always say what I mean
I've kept things inside for so many years,laughed through the
bad,crying invisible tears
I smile like nothing's wrong,when my world is crashing down
for pretty,happy packages never wear a frown

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_2eqejvRNw[/url]

It's really rainy here...perfect weather for doing nothing. I love the rain, I really do. It relaxes and soothes me.I'll make a cup of coffee and snuggle down under my blanket and just sit here and stare out the window. Whoa...I'm about to get all philosophical on y'all...get ready! I guess people associate rain with sadness all the time just because most people don't like it when it rains.I, personally,see the rain as a time of cleansing,like a nice,relaxing massage.I just sit back,and enjoy the nice,soothing sounds and think about how pretty everything will be tomorrow or the next day, or whenever the rain decides to cease.The only thing better than the rain for me, is the day after the rain is over.Everything is so green and clean and the sunshine comes out,and the birds and squirrels are all happy and playful.I really do love the rain....you English people are lucky! I know y'all hate it so much, but I know I would just love to be over there in the cold,wet weather all the time. I'm weird...I know. It'll be OK though! =D

Try to listen to the lyrics if you can understand them...I know this probably isn't most of y'all's style,but it's really a great song. Did I just use two apostrophes in one word? Wow...is that legal???

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZr4dVm4qGc[/url]

I stole this from myspace...and i'm not afraid to admit it!

Here's a warning in advance~I'm feelin' pretty thoughtful today,so you'll probably see me here a few times before the day is up!

Here are 30 Things you may or may not know about me.Most likely not,though!

1.I know every capital of every US state,and can put one of those map puzzles together in less than 2 minutes.
2.I have a pencil lead in my left palm that's been there since preschool.
3.I secretly envy the friendship Patrick & Spongebob have.
4.I love Sweetwater Blue beer.
5.I'm a facebook addict.No,really....ADDICT!
6.I'm left-handed.(But only when I write.)
7.I placed 8th in a county-wide spelling bee in the 4th grade.I never forgot how to spell "flourish" after that.
8.I have a love for the nighttime most people just can't comprehend.
9.I Bobby Flay.
10.I'm really kinda shy when it comes down to it.
11.I used to have Day-Glo parachute pants back in the day.MC Hammer couldn't touch me!
12.I'm very loyal,but also fickle.
13.I love to write and used to have notebook after notebook of unrequited teen aged love poems.
14.I love Britney.I always have,always will.
15.I have no tonsils or gallbladder.
16.I have 3 tattoos.
17.I've got a major weakness for men that save lives-doctors, firefighters,EMTs...and men with sexy accents.
18.I've discovered people I know in real-life on here...and never said a word.
19.I can be fragile as glass,and as strong as iron.
20.I used to want to be a photographer when I grew up...go figure!
21.I organize my box of 96 Crayolas by color and threaten anyone who uses them within an inch of their life if they don't put them back the right way.
22.Yeah,I'm a little OCD sometimes.
23.I love the way smells can come out of nowhere and remind you of people and places from your past.
24.I love thunderstorms and hurricanes.
25.I find small dogs dressed up in clothes/costumes very entertaining.
26.I remember Fraggle Rock...and Popples!
27.I hate wine...HATE it!
28.I met Reba McEntire in person when i was 9.
29.I am easily amused,but only for small periods of time.
30.I was kicked out of Girl Scouts for talking too much.

/me misses her friend.

Already.

The Baby Cannibal is coming over again tomorrow...do they make child-sized muzzles?



That's him there on the right...drooling and plotting how to take off my kid's finger without getting noticed.

Oh Lord, where to start? It's been quite a while since my last blog. Things have been hectic around my household and I've hardly had the time to think,better yet sit down and write an entire blog. This one might be boring to some of you...no naked neighbors,no Spongebob eating away at my brain. Nope, it's just a quiet Sunday morning with me,my girl and some old school Care Bears movies(take that Spongebob!)

I've had a relatively peaceful weekend,which is rare around here.The hubby took our daughter to his parents' for the most part of the day yesterday.That was nice,although instead of spending my time alone relaxing,I spent the majority of it cleaning my house. It never fails to amaze me how four people can totally ransack a home in less than 24 hours.The fact that our home here is no bigger than a sardine can might have something to do with it...we're hoping when our lease is up here, we can find a house to rent a little further out of town than this townhouse is. I'm even more adamant about this now since I heard about the man who hanged himself on the other side of the creek right outside my backdoor. He was there for over 3 weeks before anyone knew-20 feet away from us! That really,REALLY freaks me out!!! As sad as it is, the fact it was suicide and not homicide brings a little relief.

Yesterday was the big Pine Tree Festival back home in Florida. Today is the mud bog, and here I sit in freakin' Alabama I absolutely LOATHE the town I'm from in Florida, but this time of year, there's no place like home.

My sister-in-law is bringing her little boy over today for me to keep for a while. He's not as bad as he used to be,he used to scream when she left his sight. Now he's just mean as hell and bites my kid and then screams bloody murder when he gets retaliated against. Just like a man, can dish it out,but just can't take it.I usually just let them duke it out til someone gives up or blood appears.But the biting thing...I do NOT put up with that at all. In my book,a kid that bites is as bad as a rabid Rottweiler that bites.

I hope the rest of my day is as calm and peaceful as this morning has been...but there's no way that's gonna happen. Fate won't let me have two nice days in a row,it'd probably throw the whole universe off track. I hope all of y'all have had a good weekend, oh and Go Noles! Yeah, my team FINALLY won a game this weekend! We're like 2-6 now or something,totally sucking hind tit,as usual...I just keep telling myself that one day,whenever it may be,we'll be on top again. Hell, I'd be happy just to get in the Top 25 in BCS standings again. We MIGHT not even get to go to a bowl game this year....they oughta at least give us one of the crappy ones like the Diamond walnut bowl or whatever it is. Anyway, I love y'all...Adios!

I've got a birthday coming up soon,and it's had me thinking alot lately.I know most of you are older than me and would probably like to be 26 again,but frankly,I'm not looking forward to it very much.To me,it's just the downhill side to 30. Twenty-five really was the last good age to turn...everyone loves that insurance break! Then after that, all that's left is 30.It looks so ugly staring back at me from the screen...SO ugly!

My birthdays have always had a tendency to suck anyway. It's the day after Halloween and everyone is usually either in a sugar induced coma or hungover from the night before. There have been a few good ones though...of course,I was one of the hungover ones the next day!

I guess the whole "with age comes wisdom" thing really is true. The more you age,the wiser you become to the fact that you're aging. It's not vanity that makes me dread getting older. I can cope with wrinkles,and as long as there's Clairol in a bottle,grey hairs won't be a problem. It's more the whole emotional aspect of it instead of the physical one. I mean,we're all gonna get old, and if it's real,rest assured,it's going to wrinkle or sag....sometimes both. I just find it hard to believe I'm here already. Over a quarter of a century old...almost 30.

It's like when you're 25 or younger,people expect you to still be naive and easily persuaded. But once you cross over that line on the way to 30,suddenly you're expected to have it all together and be a serious adult. Truthfully,I don't know if I'll ever get it all together or if I even want to be a serious adult.

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJJ-ZLdrTwY[/url]

One GOOD thing about my birthday this year...I get an extra hour of sleep! Yay! That'll be great to help fight off the hangover I'm sure I'll have! Thanks for putting up with my ranting...much love to you all!

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