***STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS,THIS MESSAGE IS NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION AND WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN TEN SECONDS*** The spiralling cost of "restrained" space travel has necessitated a change in strategy on xxxxxxxxx from this strangest of strange worlds and our new plan is coming in place nicely now.The imposition of our "replicant" ones in government to bring about chaos and anarchy in these lands was seen as a devious yet more cost effective policy in achieving a structured,long term exodus with the living standards here diminishing. "Beam me up Scotty " was always considered much too "70s" so this policy had been steadily reconvened and passed,literally with universal approval once Daffy Donald,Mother Teresa , Batty Boris and BREXIT was "arranged" and the subsequent dissatisfaction assured.Our offers of window seats, extra legroom,copious quantities of duty free on board (along with the SKY box set "Lost" for visual entertainment....a ploy that is bound to have them snoring their brains out within the first twenty seconds of the twenty five year flight to Frolix8) along with the promise of all inclusive accommodation when they get there,is proving too good to resist.I have also just been advised that the slow introduction of the Chelonians and the Cetaceans,with their disgusting habits and mating rituals, will be the third phase and is sure to dissuade any lingering remainers. Our ongoing summit meetings,then, with the intelligent species on this planet i.e the dolphins and the turtles will, shirley, begin to bear fruit now.*** INTERNAL COMMUNICATION OVER: YOU ARE ADVISED TO DIGEST INWARDLY BUT SAY NOFFINK ***

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