lynskey's blog post - So this guy walks into a bar..

..with a crocodile under his arm.The barman tells him he can't bring it in cos it's dangerous but the guy says it's perfectly tame and he will prove it.The barman reluctantly asks the guy what he means, so the guy puts the crocodile on the bar, opens it's jaws,unzips his pants and puts his cock in it's mouth. The crocodile doesn't flinch.The barman is mightily impressed with this show of faith but the guy says "go on,hit it over the head." The barman looks at him,kinda confused, so the guy brings both fists down hard on the crocodile's head and the croc brings it's jaws down to within an eight of an inch of his cock to rapturous applause from the rest of the pub.

"Anyone else fancy a go?" enquires the guy while patting the crocodile proudly.

"Yes please " cries a little old lady from the back of the bar ....."as long as you don't hit me that hard on the back of the head "