lynskey's blog post - guy walks into a brothel

in a strange land where there are not many women.The owner says "sorry sir but all we have is blow up dolls and nothing else - but they are very realistic." The guy is a bit miffed but being really desperate, he reluctantly pays his money and with a bit of trepidation, is led to a room where,sure enough, there is a life style doll on the bed.Still shaking his head in disbelief at his predicament, he says to himself," ah, what the hell", gets undressed, puts the doll in the missionary position, lubricates it,jumps on and surprises himself by how much he is enjoying the whole experience.Half an hour later, after dragging the doll round the room and fucking it in every conceivable position, he is dressed and finds himself jauntily bouncing out of the room with a whole weight off his mind and feeling surprisingly sated, sexually.

On the way out, the owner enquires if he enjoyed himself." to be honest, I did, and you are right about them being realistic, why it even gives you a really wet sloppy kiss, doesn't it"?

As the guy walks out of the door, the owner turns to his side kick and whispers "hey,the doll in room number one is full and needs emptying"