lynskey's blog post - This wuz the original version.......honest

On the internet highway,amidst shaved pubic hairs
Warm smell of semen,rising up from the chairs
Logging on from a distance,I saw a sexy website
I was tired but excited,I had to join up that night.

There she was on the front page,a body I now know so well
I was thinking to myself,this is heaven and certainly not hell
Then she inserted the candle,and stuck it up all the way
There were voices on status, they greeted me that day.

Welcome to the Hotel Newbienudia
Such a lovely place, shall I show my face?
So much morning wood at the Hotel Newbienudia
Naked bodies here,viewed from front and rear.

Their minds are typically twisted,with their big swollen ends
They want a lot of pretty girls, to be their friends
Watch them wank on the camera,so excited they get
Some wank to an audience,others to nobody yet.

So they begged us in status,please watch us this time
We said:
We ain't seen stroking like this since Carty in his prime
And his cock is still wanking so faaaaar away
Nightmares in the middle of the night
As you hear him say.

Welcome to the Hotel Newbienudia
Such a sexy place,but don't you show your face
Bored and horney at the Hotel Newbienudia
Here to fantasise,oh those gawjus thighs.

Pussies they are feeling,nipples rock hard with ice
We are all just visitors here,cos it's so fucking nice
And in the status chambers,they are gathered for the tease
Playing with their eight inch cocks and in chat to get release.

One thing to remember,you're not the same as before
Gotta find your way back here,its addictive you want more.
Relax say the ladies,you are programmed to receive
You can log off any time, but will you ever leave?